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0,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_00","Cyr may be the only man who has yet to drink from the well of madness."
1,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_01","Inspector's Log:
What strange twists and turns fate takes! For I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, now find myself father to Gigi, the loveable scamp who has yet to regain his missing memories. Regretfully, we have made no substantial progress of late on this front─nor have we gained any greater understanding of the miraculous power Gigi demonstrated in the markets, when he restored a priceless vase to pristine condition mere moments after it had shattered to pieces on the cobbles. Yet I remain confident that the answers to these many mysteries will be ours ere long, and my beloved boy will be granted the peace of mind he so rightfully deserves.
　　　　　　　　　　　　*　*　*
For a mercy, Cyr has finally been charged with a duty which does not directly concern Inspector Hildibrand and his heretical mammet Gigi. In recent days there have been rumors that the missing (and presumed dead by some) knights of the Heavens' Ward have been sighted in Ishgard, and while the inquisitor knows little of the circumstances, he nevertheless suspects heresy most foul. A thorough investigation is therefore in order─and Cyr would enlist not only your help, but that of the itinerant individuals currently taking shelter in a certain gazebo..."
2,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_02","You find Inspector Hildibrand in the midst of lecturing his newly adopted son on the principles of gentlemanliness as they pertain to graffiti. Having come to view the Fortemps Manor gazebo as their home, the little mammet wished to decorate it with a drawing of their family crest. Alas, the life of a traveling inspector demands that Hildibrand forsake such luxuries as gazebos, if only for lack of financial means. Cyr then proceeds to tell the inspector of the incidents involving charlatans masquerading as knights of the Heavens' Ward, and the innocent maidens taken in by their dastardly schemes─and the due compensation he will receive should he choose to assist the inquisition with its investigation. Inspector Hildibrand enthusiastically agrees to cooperate and soon after departs for the Last Vigil, all the faster for the unexpected appearance of his dear mother Julyan, who it seems would like nothing more than to return to Ul'dah with her beloved, if misguided son."
3,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_03","In questioning the maidens of the Last Vigil, you gain a greater understanding of the methods employed by the impersonators─as well as the deep and abiding devotion the young women have for the honored sers. Wisely electing not to disabuse them of any hopes they may harbor for their homecoming, you rejoin the others to share your findings."
4,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_04","The investigation appears to have reached a standstill until Inspector Hildibrand approaches another maiden at random. Though she turns out to be rather more elderly than the other victims, she too appears to have fallen prey to the impersonators' schemes. According to her account, the men were overheard discussing seeking shelter in distant Idyllshire. And so, just like that, your next destination is decided."
5,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_05","After an exceedingly eventful journey in which the party narrowly escapes death at the hands of the Dravanians, the Gnath, and the Illuminati, you arrive safely in Idyllshire. Never one to stop and catch his breath, Hildibrand immediately sets about questioning the residents of the eclectic community, and bids the others follow suit. If the oddly dressed crone is to be believed, then someone must surely know of the men you seek."
6,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_06","In a surprising and not at all suspicious turn of events, you and Cyr receive rather detailed information regarding the Grand Sers─the impostors you seek─from an elderly treasure hunter who bears a striking resemblance to the woman with whom you spoke in Ishgard. Upon hearing Cyr make note of this fact, the treasure hunter abruptly declares that a three-headed goobbue is behind you and flees. In any event, regardless of the questionable circumstances, Inspector Hildibrand should be pleased to learn of your findings."
7,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_07","As you gather outside the purported residence of the Grand Sers, Slowfix appears and greets Hildibrand as an old friend. It would seem that the goblin was the inspector's very first client, and that the experience gave him a newfound appreciation for the uplanders of Eorzea, planting the seed for the idea that would eventually become Idyllshire. To wit, Hildibrand could be considered by some to be a founding father of the aspiring utopia. In recognition of his contribution, Slowfix declares that the inspector may live in the building once leased to the Grand Sers, who are in arrears and have not been seen in some time. Overjoyed with this sudden windfall, Gigi begs his father for permission to draw their family crest on their new gazebo, and Hildibrand duly agrees, both to celebrate this joyous occasion and in the hopes that the brazen act might attract the attention of the missing Grand Sers. The mammet is given free rein to indulge his artistic sensibilities, and when he has finished, you wait...and continue to wait...and wait some more..."
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24,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_TODO_00","Speak with Hildibrand outside Fortemps Manor."
25,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_TODO_01","Question the maidens of the Last Vigil."
26,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_TODO_02","Speak with Hildibrand."
27,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_TODO_03","Rendezvous with Hildibrand in Idyllshire."
28,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_TODO_04","Question the residents of Idyllshire."
29,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_TODO_05","Speak with Hildibrand."
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48,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_000","That you stand here before me is proof that Halone smiles upon me this day. I have need of your assistance, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>─and before you think to run away screaming in terror, I pray you hear me out."
49,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_001","It concerns the esteemed─and now missing and presumed dead─knights of the Heavens' Ward. None have returned to the capital since all the...unpleasantness began, yet recently we have heard rumors of these honored sers walking the streets!"
50,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_002","'Tis heresy most foul, I say, and I mean to get to the bottom of it! But we will need all the help that we can get, which means...Fury take me...we could benefit from a certain individual's...serendipity."
51,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_003","Besides, if we don't seek him out, he's like to show up at the worst possible time anyway. At least this way it'll be on our terms─and we can keep an eye on that boy─mammet! <Emphasis>Mammet</Emphasis>!"
52,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_004","Yes, right... Oh, you must be wondering why I asked you to come. Well, you and the inspector seem to enjoy a natural rapport, so..."
53,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_005","Praise Halone, for a moment I was afraid you'd make me beg. This may well be my last chance to prove my worth to my superiors, and if I can't... Ahem. To Fortemps Manor!"
54,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_010","BuT wHy, PaPa HiLdY?"
55,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_011","Little Gigi's been a very naughty girl."
56,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_020","...Because, Gigi, such behavior is unbecoming a gentleman!"
57,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_021","BuT wHy, PaPa HiLdY? wHy Is It UnBeCoMiNg A gEnTlEmAn?"
58,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_022","Ah! Inquisitor Cyr, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>! Good <If(LessThan(PlayerParameter(11),12))><If(LessThan(PlayerParameter(11),4))>evening<Else/>morrow</If><Else/><If(LessThan(PlayerParameter(11),17))>day<Else/>evening</If></If> to you both. Are you come as adoring fans or on business?"
59,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_023","...Business. Always business, you may rest assured."
60,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_024","Then I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, am at your service! Is it robbery? Murder? Tax avoision!?"
61,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_025","<Emphasis>Avoision</Emphasis>? I─ Wait, before we get into that, what's going on here?"
62,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_026","Much as it pains me to admit it, my beloved Gigi─the apple of my eye, the fruit of my loins─attempted to deface this lovely gazebo! Naturally, as his father, it falls to me to see him returned to the strait and narrow."
63,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_027","ThAt's NoT tRuE! i WaS dRaWiNg A fAmIlY cReSt FoR oUr HoMe!"
64,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_028","Now Gigi, I know you are fond of this gazebo, as are we all, but it belongs to Lord Edmont. You wouldn't want to steal from Uncle Edmont, would you?"
65,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_029","I...i GuEsS nOt. ThEn WhErE iS oUr GaZeBo, PaPa HiLdY? aNd DoEs It HaVe A wArM sToVe WiTh A sTeAmInG kEtTlE tOo?"
66,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_030","Oh Gigi, don't you see? We have no need of kettles or gazebos! As gentleman inspectors, the world is our oyster! We can go whither we please─where the red fern grows or the wild rose blooms!"
67,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_031","And yet you've been sleeping in Lord Edmont's gazebo for how long...?"
68,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_032","I dOn'T cArE aBoUt WiLd RoSeS! i WaNt To LiVe In A gAzEbO wItH pApA hIlDy AnD mAmA nAsHu!"
69,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_033","Gazebos are quite expensive─and dangerous if not domesticated!"
70,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_034","Dangerous indeed, my boy! And besides, we are gentleman inspectors free to travel the length and breadth of Eorzea in search of a case! Does that not sound more thrilling than whittling away the hours beneath a gazebo?"
71,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_035","I gUeSs..."
72,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_036","If it's a case you want, you need not go so far. We are currently investigating reports of individuals masquerading as knights of the Heavens' Ward."
73,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_037","These contemptable charlatans are rumored to have tricked several hapless maidens into attending private parties for a small fee, with the promise of enjoying the company of these great sers."
74,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_038","Those who were foolish enough to attend found their experiences to be so traumatizing that they have refused to discuss them in detail. Needless to say, your assistance in this matter would be greatly appreciated─and for it you shall receive due compensation."
75,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_039","Say no more, Inquisitor, say no more! I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, am well-versed in the ways of the fairer sex."
76,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_040","(-???-)Since when!?"
77,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_041","Mummy! Ahem─Mother dearest! I was under the impression you had departed for Ul'dah."
78,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_042","And leave my beloved boy to keep on playin' at bein' an inspector, as well as a father to a bloody mammet!? Bugger that. Yer comin' home right this instant!"
79,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_043","How can you say such things!? It is my life's calling to be an inspector. And Gigi is my son! He is a Manderville man!"
80,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_044","GrAnD─"
81,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_045","<Emphasis>Grand</Emphasis> as it is to see you, you have come at a most inopportune time. The young women of Ishgard are in need of a champion to defend them from fiends most foul!"
82,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_046","Come, Nashu! Come, Gigi! We shall demonstrate to my mother our peerless investigative skills and bring these criminals to justice!"
83,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_047","Thal's balls, he's stubborn. Probably gets it from his sorry arse of a father."
84,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_048","I trust you lot'll help me to keep him out of trouble? Right, then. Come along."
85,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_049","Well...that could've gone better. And worse. Let's not keep them waiting..."
86,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_055","I can say one thing with absolute confidence: they're all quite mad."
87,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_056","If the knights aren't supposed to, you know...then why are they so popular with the highborn ladies?"
88,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_057","What in the seven hells's so damn appealin' 'bout gettin' paid a pittance to do the watch's job for 'em? Hmph."
89,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_058","Hmm... There must be at least one fair maiden who can tell us something of value..."
90,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_059","WhO nEeDs A gAzEbO?
...i Do."
91,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEA02369_000_060","Please, do you think me so foolish to fall for their charade? From what I heard from the others, said “knights” bore not even the slightest resemblance to the Heavens' Ward."
92,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEA02369_000_061","As if I had not already memorized every detail of my dear Ser Adelphel's face. Oh, where ever could he be?"
93,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEB02369_000_062","I am truly outside Her grace! My allowance, all gone to waste on those...those... Ugh, I dare not say it!"
94,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEB02369_000_063","Mayhap those awful rumors are true. Mayhap...I must needs accept that he now walks in Halone's halls..."
95,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEC02369_000_064","I demand satisfaction! Swift and terrible vengeance! How dare they prey upon a lady's emotions to line their pockets with gil!"
96,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEC02369_000_065","If Ser Charibert was here, he'd purge the lot of them like the festering sickness they are!"
97,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_066","Ah, yes...a pity he too remains missing. So very much a pity..."
98,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEA02369_000_071","I shall have some choice words for him when he returns, especially if he cannot properly account for his prolonged absence."
99,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEB02369_000_072","He was too beautiful for this world! A good and true knight, a defender of the faith! Oh, Ser Zephirin, I swear I shall never love another..."
100,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEC02369_000_073","What I'd like to know is who's going to deal with all these criminals and heretics! We can't bloody well be expected to purge them ourselves, now, can we!?"
101,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_070",""
102,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_100_074","PaPa HiLdY, pApA hIlDy! ThAt GrAnDmAmA oVeR tHeRe Is StArInG aT uS!"
103,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_075","Now Gigi, a gentleman must be more careful with his words! First of all, you have only one grandmother! Second─and this is tremendously important─<Emphasis>Never, ever call her that</Emphasis>. At least...not yet. Promise?"
104,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_076","YeS, fAtHeR! i PrOmIsE nOt To CaLl GrAnDmAmA jUlYaN gRaNdMaMa JuLyAn!"
105,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_077","GrEeTiNgS, m'lAdY!"
106,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_078","Ho, ain't you a charmer! And there I was thinkin' I might have to rip yer bloody head off if ye said the G word one more time!"
107,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_079","LiKe ThAt, PaPa HiLdY?"
108,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_080","Ahhh, my faithful assistants! Have you gleaned any new information?"
109,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_081","Other than the fact that these women scorned seem to detest the fake knights with every fiber of their being?"
110,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_082","These two women were telling me all about what they'd do if they cornered Ser─"
111,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_083","Is this the best ye can do, then? Bloody oaths and girlish fantasies? And ye call yerself a Manderville man!"
112,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_084","I assure you, Mother, we are only just getting started! The tapestry of lies and deception behind which the truth hides is oft unraveled with the tug of a single loose thread!"
113,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_085","I say, young lady! I would beg but a moment of your time..."
114,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_086","...Somehow I doubt that “young lady” was targeted by the charlatans we seek."
115,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_087","(-Ambitious Crone-)Aye, 'tis true! I too was taken in by the false promises of those awful, awful men!"
116,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_088","(-Ambitious Crone-)Long have I yearned for a chance to meet Ser Vellguine, so when they said I finally could, I didn't hesitate for even a moment! But when they escorted me to the manor and undid the blindfold, and I looked on the hideous faces of those so-called “Grand Sers,” I screamed and fled."
117,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_089","(-Ambitious Crone-)They were gone when I returned with the watch, but their neighbors said they had overheard them speaking about seeking shelter in a place called Idyllshire. I know it's not much, but I pray this information helps you in your search."
118,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_090","My lady, I swear to you, here and now: I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, shall not rest until these dastardly fiends are punished for their foul crimes!"
119,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_091",""
120,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_092","HuZzAh! ThReE cHeErS fOr PaPa HiLdY! hIp HiP hOoRaY! hIp HiP hOoRaY!"
121,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_093","Hip hip hooray..."
122,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_094","And there you have it! Our quarry can be found in Idyllshire. Come, my loyal assistants─justice waits for no gentleman!"
123,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_095","That's all well and good, but I've never heard of this Idyllshire. Have you?"
124,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_096","You mean, we're to travel to the Dravanian hinterlands? Right now, just like that?"
125,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_0100","So. That was a harrowing journey during which I felt certain I would die horribly, or at least be forced to part ways with my precious bits."
126,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_101","Ooh, can I keep one? I promise I'll walk him and feed him and put fresh herbs in his mask every day!"
127,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_102","<sigh> Bloody waste of time..."
128,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_103","ThIs PlAcE fEeLs SoMeHoW fAmIlIaR...bUt I cAn'T pOsSiBlY hAvE cOmE hErE bEfOrE, rIgHt...?"
129,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_110","Truly, this magnificent settlement is a testament to the hard work and camaraderie of her uplander and gobbie citizens!"
130,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_111","Yes, well, I'm just glad we're no longer being pursued by fire-breathing dragons, musket-wielding crabs, and bomb-throwing goblins. You know, the <Emphasis>other</Emphasis> ones."
131,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_112","But they were no match for Lady Julyan and that pan of hers, am I right?"
132,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_113","I wAnT tO sEe HeR mAkE tHe BaD gObBiEs FlY aGaIn!"
133,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_114","Godssakes, Hildy! Exceptin' <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>, this lot'd be dead in a ditch somewhere if it weren't for me."
134,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_116","Nonsense! I would never let any harm come to my loyal assistant or my beloved son!"
135,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_117","Um, if I may interject..."
136,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_118","Now then, let us split up and question the good people of Idyllshire. My keen inspector's sense tells me that one of them has knowledge of the false knights we seek!"
137,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_120","<sniff> <sniff> ...Could it be?"
138,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_122","A sorrier lookin' city of vagabonds, cutthroats, and charlatans I've never seen. Don't you fall in with them, hear?"
139,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_123","How blessed these goblins and treasure hunters and adventurers must feel to have the freedom to pursue their dreams and live as they see fit!"
140,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_124","HoOrAy FoR eVeRyThInG!"
141,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_121","Ooh, even more nameday gifts for me!"
142,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_115",""
143,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_LOUDJOX_000_130","Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Yes, yes, Loudjox knows of Grand Sers. Sneaky uplanders keep to selves, mingle not with gobbieflock. But each to own, Loudjox says─no questions, only jinglyshine!"
144,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GEIMLONA_000_131","Oh, you must be talkin' about them “Grand Sers.” They drifted into Idyllshire some time ago, as I recall. Pay visits to the Great Library, though I couldn't tell you why."
145,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_132","(-Exceedingly Experienced Treasure Hunter-)Oh, I know all about the Grand Sers. They keep to themselves in that building of theirs, south of the Roundspot. You'd best watch out, though─they're a dangerous bunch, liable to kill you for looking at them cockeyed."
146,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_133","...It's entirely possible that I've gone completely and utterly mad, but...are you perchance the long-lost twin sister of an Ishgardian noblewoman?"
147,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_134","(-Exceedingly Experienced Treasure Hunter-)What!? I... Er... Look behind you! A three-headed goobbue!"
148,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_135","Why do I feel like I've not seen the last of that old woman..."
149,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_LOUDJOX_000_141",""
150,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GEIMLONA_000_142",""
151,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_140",""
152,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_200_145","Hmm... If only we had the testimony of a concerned citizen which could conveniently direct us to the villains' precise location."
153,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_145","The Grand Sers are holed up in a building to the south of the markets!? Good show, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>!"
154,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_100_145","There, that's the one! Come, let's inform the others!"
155,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_150",""
156,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_100_150",""
157,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_151","'Twould seem that no one is home. There is naught we can do but wait, then."
158,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_152","PaPa HiLdY, pApA hIlDy! I jUsT wAnT tO sAy ThAt...ThAt I...rEaLlY lIkE tHiS pLaCe!"
159,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_153",""
160,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_154","I tHiNk ThAt YoU aNd Me AnD mAmA nAsHu CoUlD hAvE lOtS oF eXcItInG aDvEnTuReS iF wE sTaY hErE..."
161,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_155","Hmm...you may be right, Gigi. This community seems to have fostered an enlightened, free society, welcoming of honest souls willing to work and contribute to the greater whole. Did anyone happen to see a gazebo on the way in?"
162,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_156","As I live and shkohhh! Hildibrand Helidor Maximilian Manderville!"
163,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_157","Could that be─I say, could that be Slowfix Cointoss!?"
164,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_158","Do you know this gobbie, Inspector?"
165,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_159","I most certainly do! Why, Master Slowfix was my very first employer!"
166,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_160","Pshkohhh... When traveling through Thanalan long ago, gobbieflock was waylaid by uplander bandits! With no jinglyshine to pay Brass Blades, we had no way to backtake goods..."
167,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_161","Until we make busydeal with gentleman uplander, that is! With fastness he finds uplander bandits and brings much bangyboom, and returns to goodly gobbies missing goods and great justice!"
168,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_162","Hah hah hah! Oh, the memories... It was a near thing, for the bandits were clever enough to see through my ingenious disguise as an innocent milkmaid, but in my haste to escape I tripped over a barrel of firesand, and, as they say...boom gobbie doom!"
169,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_163","Henceforth Slowfix gains new appreciation for uplanders! But for chance encounter with gentleman uplander, he never conceives of egalitarian utopia. Pshkohhh... One may even claim Hildy a founding father of Idyllshire...with metaphorical tongueflaps, that is."
170,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_164","Cor! No busydeals for the wicked!"
171,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_165",""
172,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_167","No “busydeals” indeed..."
173,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_168","But leaving that delightful anecdote aside, ye gods, Master Slowfix! Just looking at what you and your flock have made of these ruins is making me bigeyes!"
174,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_169","Pshkohhh... Gobbieflock has come long way since wandering days, but we have not forgotten gentleman uplander's kindness. Slowfix is here to offer hand-lending!"
175,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_170","Well, far be it from me to refuse..."
176,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_171","My son Gigi has grown quite fond of your magnificent city, and so I should like to stay here with him and my assistant for a time. We would not require much in the way of accommodations─a humble gazebo, for example, would more than suffice..."
177,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_172","Why settle for gazebo when perfectly good estate right behind you? Residents of building in arrears and Slowfix happy to evict them."
178,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_173","B-But we were pursuing the fiends who lived here on suspicion of defrauding young women!"
179,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_174","Fraud? In Slowfix's egalitarian utopia? This he will not abide! All the more reason to let gentleman uplander and his flock stay instead of Grand Sers─no need for jinglyshine either!"
180,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_175","HuZzAh! A gIaNt GaZeBo To CaLl OuR oWn!"
181,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_176",""
182,"TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_177","I...I do not know what to say. Thank you, Master Slowfix, thank you!"
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4 0 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_00 Cyr may be the only man who has yet to drink from the well of madness.
5 1 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_01 Inspector's Log: What strange twists and turns fate takes! For I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, now find myself father to Gigi, the loveable scamp who has yet to regain his missing memories. Regretfully, we have made no substantial progress of late on this front─nor have we gained any greater understanding of the miraculous power Gigi demonstrated in the markets, when he restored a priceless vase to pristine condition mere moments after it had shattered to pieces on the cobbles. Yet I remain confident that the answers to these many mysteries will be ours ere long, and my beloved boy will be granted the peace of mind he so rightfully deserves. 　　　　　　　　　　　　*　*　* For a mercy, Cyr has finally been charged with a duty which does not directly concern Inspector Hildibrand and his heretical mammet Gigi. In recent days there have been rumors that the missing (and presumed dead by some) knights of the Heavens' Ward have been sighted in Ishgard, and while the inquisitor knows little of the circumstances, he nevertheless suspects heresy most foul. A thorough investigation is therefore in order─and Cyr would enlist not only your help, but that of the itinerant individuals currently taking shelter in a certain gazebo...
6 2 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_02 You find Inspector Hildibrand in the midst of lecturing his newly adopted son on the principles of gentlemanliness as they pertain to graffiti. Having come to view the Fortemps Manor gazebo as their home, the little mammet wished to decorate it with a drawing of their family crest. Alas, the life of a traveling inspector demands that Hildibrand forsake such luxuries as gazebos, if only for lack of financial means. Cyr then proceeds to tell the inspector of the incidents involving charlatans masquerading as knights of the Heavens' Ward, and the innocent maidens taken in by their dastardly schemes─and the due compensation he will receive should he choose to assist the inquisition with its investigation. Inspector Hildibrand enthusiastically agrees to cooperate and soon after departs for the Last Vigil, all the faster for the unexpected appearance of his dear mother Julyan, who it seems would like nothing more than to return to Ul'dah with her beloved, if misguided son.
7 3 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_03 In questioning the maidens of the Last Vigil, you gain a greater understanding of the methods employed by the impersonators─as well as the deep and abiding devotion the young women have for the honored sers. Wisely electing not to disabuse them of any hopes they may harbor for their homecoming, you rejoin the others to share your findings.
8 4 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_04 The investigation appears to have reached a standstill until Inspector Hildibrand approaches another maiden at random. Though she turns out to be rather more elderly than the other victims, she too appears to have fallen prey to the impersonators' schemes. According to her account, the men were overheard discussing seeking shelter in distant Idyllshire. And so, just like that, your next destination is decided.
9 5 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_05 After an exceedingly eventful journey in which the party narrowly escapes death at the hands of the Dravanians, the Gnath, and the Illuminati, you arrive safely in Idyllshire. Never one to stop and catch his breath, Hildibrand immediately sets about questioning the residents of the eclectic community, and bids the others follow suit. If the oddly dressed crone is to be believed, then someone must surely know of the men you seek.
10 6 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_06 In a surprising and not at all suspicious turn of events, you and Cyr receive rather detailed information regarding the Grand Sers─the impostors you seek─from an elderly treasure hunter who bears a striking resemblance to the woman with whom you spoke in Ishgard. Upon hearing Cyr make note of this fact, the treasure hunter abruptly declares that a three-headed goobbue is behind you and flees. In any event, regardless of the questionable circumstances, Inspector Hildibrand should be pleased to learn of your findings.
11 7 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SEQ_07 As you gather outside the purported residence of the Grand Sers, Slowfix appears and greets Hildibrand as an old friend. It would seem that the goblin was the inspector's very first client, and that the experience gave him a newfound appreciation for the uplanders of Eorzea, planting the seed for the idea that would eventually become Idyllshire. To wit, Hildibrand could be considered by some to be a founding father of the aspiring utopia. In recognition of his contribution, Slowfix declares that the inspector may live in the building once leased to the Grand Sers, who are in arrears and have not been seen in some time. Overjoyed with this sudden windfall, Gigi begs his father for permission to draw their family crest on their new gazebo, and Hildibrand duly agrees, both to celebrate this joyous occasion and in the hopes that the brazen act might attract the attention of the missing Grand Sers. The mammet is given free rein to indulge his artistic sensibilities, and when he has finished, you wait...and continue to wait...and wait some more...
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31 27 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_TODO_03 Rendezvous with Hildibrand in Idyllshire.
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52 48 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_000 That you stand here before me is proof that Halone smiles upon me this day. I have need of your assistance, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>─and before you think to run away screaming in terror, I pray you hear me out.
53 49 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_001 It concerns the esteemed─and now missing and presumed dead─knights of the Heavens' Ward. None have returned to the capital since all the...unpleasantness began, yet recently we have heard rumors of these honored sers walking the streets!
54 50 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_002 'Tis heresy most foul, I say, and I mean to get to the bottom of it! But we will need all the help that we can get, which means...Fury take me...we could benefit from a certain individual's...serendipity.
55 51 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_003 Besides, if we don't seek him out, he's like to show up at the worst possible time anyway. At least this way it'll be on our terms─and we can keep an eye on that boy─mammet! <Emphasis>Mammet</Emphasis>!
56 52 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_004 Yes, right... Oh, you must be wondering why I asked you to come. Well, you and the inspector seem to enjoy a natural rapport, so...
57 53 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_005 Praise Halone, for a moment I was afraid you'd make me beg. This may well be my last chance to prove my worth to my superiors, and if I can't... Ahem. To Fortemps Manor!
58 54 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_010 BuT wHy, PaPa HiLdY?
59 55 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_011 Little Gigi's been a very naughty girl.
60 56 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_020 ...Because, Gigi, such behavior is unbecoming a gentleman!
61 57 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_021 BuT wHy, PaPa HiLdY? wHy Is It UnBeCoMiNg A gEnTlEmAn?
62 58 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_022 Ah! Inquisitor Cyr, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>! Good <If(LessThan(PlayerParameter(11),12))><If(LessThan(PlayerParameter(11),4))>evening<Else/>morrow</If><Else/><If(LessThan(PlayerParameter(11),17))>day<Else/>evening</If></If> to you both. Are you come as adoring fans or on business?
63 59 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_023 ...Business. Always business, you may rest assured.
64 60 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_024 Then I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, am at your service! Is it robbery? Murder? Tax avoision!?
65 61 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_025 <Emphasis>Avoision</Emphasis>? I─ Wait, before we get into that, what's going on here?
66 62 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_026 Much as it pains me to admit it, my beloved Gigi─the apple of my eye, the fruit of my loins─attempted to deface this lovely gazebo! Naturally, as his father, it falls to me to see him returned to the strait and narrow.
67 63 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_027 ThAt's NoT tRuE! i WaS dRaWiNg A fAmIlY cReSt FoR oUr HoMe!
68 64 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_028 Now Gigi, I know you are fond of this gazebo, as are we all, but it belongs to Lord Edmont. You wouldn't want to steal from Uncle Edmont, would you?
69 65 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_029 I...i GuEsS nOt. ThEn WhErE iS oUr GaZeBo, PaPa HiLdY? aNd DoEs It HaVe A wArM sToVe WiTh A sTeAmInG kEtTlE tOo?
70 66 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_030 Oh Gigi, don't you see? We have no need of kettles or gazebos! As gentleman inspectors, the world is our oyster! We can go whither we please─where the red fern grows or the wild rose blooms!
71 67 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_031 And yet you've been sleeping in Lord Edmont's gazebo for how long...?
72 68 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_032 I dOn'T cArE aBoUt WiLd RoSeS! i WaNt To LiVe In A gAzEbO wItH pApA hIlDy AnD mAmA nAsHu!
73 69 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_033 Gazebos are quite expensive─and dangerous if not domesticated!
74 70 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_034 Dangerous indeed, my boy! And besides, we are gentleman inspectors free to travel the length and breadth of Eorzea in search of a case! Does that not sound more thrilling than whittling away the hours beneath a gazebo?
75 71 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_035 I gUeSs...
76 72 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_036 If it's a case you want, you need not go so far. We are currently investigating reports of individuals masquerading as knights of the Heavens' Ward.
77 73 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_037 These contemptable charlatans are rumored to have tricked several hapless maidens into attending private parties for a small fee, with the promise of enjoying the company of these great sers.
78 74 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_038 Those who were foolish enough to attend found their experiences to be so traumatizing that they have refused to discuss them in detail. Needless to say, your assistance in this matter would be greatly appreciated─and for it you shall receive due compensation.
79 75 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_039 Say no more, Inquisitor, say no more! I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, am well-versed in the ways of the fairer sex.
80 76 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_040 (-???-)Since when!?
81 77 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_041 Mummy! Ahem─Mother dearest! I was under the impression you had departed for Ul'dah.
82 78 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_042 And leave my beloved boy to keep on playin' at bein' an inspector, as well as a father to a bloody mammet!? Bugger that. Yer comin' home right this instant!
83 79 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_043 How can you say such things!? It is my life's calling to be an inspector. And Gigi is my son! He is a Manderville man!
84 80 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_044 GrAnD─
85 81 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_045 <Emphasis>Grand</Emphasis> as it is to see you, you have come at a most inopportune time. The young women of Ishgard are in need of a champion to defend them from fiends most foul!
86 82 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_046 Come, Nashu! Come, Gigi! We shall demonstrate to my mother our peerless investigative skills and bring these criminals to justice!
87 83 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_047 Thal's balls, he's stubborn. Probably gets it from his sorry arse of a father.
88 84 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_048 I trust you lot'll help me to keep him out of trouble? Right, then. Come along.
89 85 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_049 Well...that could've gone better. And worse. Let's not keep them waiting...
90 86 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_055 I can say one thing with absolute confidence: they're all quite mad.
91 87 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_056 If the knights aren't supposed to, you know...then why are they so popular with the highborn ladies?
92 88 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_057 What in the seven hells's so damn appealin' 'bout gettin' paid a pittance to do the watch's job for 'em? Hmph.
93 89 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_058 Hmm... There must be at least one fair maiden who can tell us something of value...
94 90 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_059 WhO nEeDs A gAzEbO? ...i Do.
95 91 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEA02369_000_060 Please, do you think me so foolish to fall for their charade? From what I heard from the others, said “knights” bore not even the slightest resemblance to the Heavens' Ward.
96 92 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEA02369_000_061 As if I had not already memorized every detail of my dear Ser Adelphel's face. Oh, where ever could he be?
97 93 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEB02369_000_062 I am truly outside Her grace! My allowance, all gone to waste on those...those... Ugh, I dare not say it!
98 94 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEB02369_000_063 Mayhap those awful rumors are true. Mayhap...I must needs accept that he now walks in Halone's halls...
99 95 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEC02369_000_064 I demand satisfaction! Swift and terrible vengeance! How dare they prey upon a lady's emotions to line their pockets with gil!
100 96 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEC02369_000_065 If Ser Charibert was here, he'd purge the lot of them like the festering sickness they are!
101 97 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_066 Ah, yes...a pity he too remains missing. So very much a pity...
102 98 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEA02369_000_071 I shall have some choice words for him when he returns, especially if he cannot properly account for his prolonged absence.
103 99 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEB02369_000_072 He was too beautiful for this world! A good and true knight, a defender of the faith! Oh, Ser Zephirin, I swear I shall never love another...
104 100 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_OTOMEC02369_000_073 What I'd like to know is who's going to deal with all these criminals and heretics! We can't bloody well be expected to purge them ourselves, now, can we!?
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106 102 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_100_074 PaPa HiLdY, pApA hIlDy! ThAt GrAnDmAmA oVeR tHeRe Is StArInG aT uS!
107 103 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_075 Now Gigi, a gentleman must be more careful with his words! First of all, you have only one grandmother! Second─and this is tremendously important─<Emphasis>Never, ever call her that</Emphasis>. At least...not yet. Promise?
108 104 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_076 YeS, fAtHeR! i PrOmIsE nOt To CaLl GrAnDmAmA jUlYaN gRaNdMaMa JuLyAn!
109 105 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_077 GrEeTiNgS, m'lAdY!
110 106 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_078 Ho, ain't you a charmer! And there I was thinkin' I might have to rip yer bloody head off if ye said the G word one more time!
111 107 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_079 LiKe ThAt, PaPa HiLdY?
112 108 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_080 Ahhh, my faithful assistants! Have you gleaned any new information?
113 109 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_081 Other than the fact that these women scorned seem to detest the fake knights with every fiber of their being?
114 110 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_082 These two women were telling me all about what they'd do if they cornered Ser─
115 111 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_083 Is this the best ye can do, then? Bloody oaths and girlish fantasies? And ye call yerself a Manderville man!
116 112 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_084 I assure you, Mother, we are only just getting started! The tapestry of lies and deception behind which the truth hides is oft unraveled with the tug of a single loose thread!
117 113 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_085 I say, young lady! I would beg but a moment of your time...
118 114 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_086 ...Somehow I doubt that “young lady” was targeted by the charlatans we seek.
119 115 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_087 (-Ambitious Crone-)Aye, 'tis true! I too was taken in by the false promises of those awful, awful men!
120 116 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_088 (-Ambitious Crone-)Long have I yearned for a chance to meet Ser Vellguine, so when they said I finally could, I didn't hesitate for even a moment! But when they escorted me to the manor and undid the blindfold, and I looked on the hideous faces of those so-called “Grand Sers,” I screamed and fled.
121 117 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_089 (-Ambitious Crone-)They were gone when I returned with the watch, but their neighbors said they had overheard them speaking about seeking shelter in a place called Idyllshire. I know it's not much, but I pray this information helps you in your search.
122 118 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_090 My lady, I swear to you, here and now: I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, shall not rest until these dastardly fiends are punished for their foul crimes!
123 119 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_091
124 120 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_092 HuZzAh! ThReE cHeErS fOr PaPa HiLdY! hIp HiP hOoRaY! hIp HiP hOoRaY!
125 121 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_093 Hip hip hooray...
126 122 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_094 And there you have it! Our quarry can be found in Idyllshire. Come, my loyal assistants─justice waits for no gentleman!
127 123 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_095 That's all well and good, but I've never heard of this Idyllshire. Have you?
128 124 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_096 You mean, we're to travel to the Dravanian hinterlands? Right now, just like that?
129 125 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_0100 So. That was a harrowing journey during which I felt certain I would die horribly, or at least be forced to part ways with my precious bits.
130 126 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_101 Ooh, can I keep one? I promise I'll walk him and feed him and put fresh herbs in his mask every day!
131 127 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_102 <sigh> Bloody waste of time...
132 128 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_103 ThIs PlAcE fEeLs SoMeHoW fAmIlIaR...bUt I cAn'T pOsSiBlY hAvE cOmE hErE bEfOrE, rIgHt...?
133 129 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_110 Truly, this magnificent settlement is a testament to the hard work and camaraderie of her uplander and gobbie citizens!
134 130 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_111 Yes, well, I'm just glad we're no longer being pursued by fire-breathing dragons, musket-wielding crabs, and bomb-throwing goblins. You know, the <Emphasis>other</Emphasis> ones.
135 131 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_112 But they were no match for Lady Julyan and that pan of hers, am I right?
136 132 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_113 I wAnT tO sEe HeR mAkE tHe BaD gObBiEs FlY aGaIn!
137 133 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_114 Godssakes, Hildy! Exceptin' <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>, this lot'd be dead in a ditch somewhere if it weren't for me.
138 134 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_116 Nonsense! I would never let any harm come to my loyal assistant or my beloved son!
139 135 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_117 Um, if I may interject...
140 136 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_118 Now then, let us split up and question the good people of Idyllshire. My keen inspector's sense tells me that one of them has knowledge of the false knights we seek!
141 137 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_120 <sniff> <sniff> ...Could it be?
142 138 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_122 A sorrier lookin' city of vagabonds, cutthroats, and charlatans I've never seen. Don't you fall in with them, hear?
143 139 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_123 How blessed these goblins and treasure hunters and adventurers must feel to have the freedom to pursue their dreams and live as they see fit!
144 140 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_124 HoOrAy FoR eVeRyThInG!
145 141 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_121 Ooh, even more nameday gifts for me!
146 142 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_115
147 143 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_LOUDJOX_000_130 Pshhh... Shkohhh... Yes, yes, Loudjox knows of Grand Sers. Sneaky uplanders keep to selves, mingle not with gobbieflock. But each to own, Loudjox says─no questions, only jinglyshine!
148 144 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GEIMLONA_000_131 Oh, you must be talkin' about them “Grand Sers.” They drifted into Idyllshire some time ago, as I recall. Pay visits to the Great Library, though I couldn't tell you why.
149 145 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_132 (-Exceedingly Experienced Treasure Hunter-)Oh, I know all about the Grand Sers. They keep to themselves in that building of theirs, south of the Roundspot. You'd best watch out, though─they're a dangerous bunch, liable to kill you for looking at them cockeyed.
150 146 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_133 ...It's entirely possible that I've gone completely and utterly mad, but...are you perchance the long-lost twin sister of an Ishgardian noblewoman?
151 147 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_DORYS_000_134 (-Exceedingly Experienced Treasure Hunter-)What!? I... Er... Look behind you! A three-headed goobbue!
152 148 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_135 Why do I feel like I've not seen the last of that old woman...
153 149 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_LOUDJOX_000_141
154 150 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GEIMLONA_000_142
155 151 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_CYR_000_140
156 152 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_200_145 Hmm... If only we had the testimony of a concerned citizen which could conveniently direct us to the villains' precise location.
157 153 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_145 The Grand Sers are holed up in a building to the south of the markets!? Good show, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>!
158 154 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_100_145 There, that's the one! Come, let's inform the others!
159 155 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_150
160 156 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_100_150
161 157 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_151 'Twould seem that no one is home. There is naught we can do but wait, then.
162 158 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_152 PaPa HiLdY, pApA hIlDy! I jUsT wAnT tO sAy ThAt...ThAt I...rEaLlY lIkE tHiS pLaCe!
163 159 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_153
164 160 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_154 I tHiNk ThAt YoU aNd Me AnD mAmA nAsHu CoUlD hAvE lOtS oF eXcItInG aDvEnTuReS iF wE sTaY hErE...
165 161 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_155 Hmm...you may be right, Gigi. This community seems to have fostered an enlightened, free society, welcoming of honest souls willing to work and contribute to the greater whole. Did anyone happen to see a gazebo on the way in?
166 162 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_156 As I live and shkohhh! Hildibrand Helidor Maximilian Manderville!
167 163 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_157 Could that be─I say, could that be Slowfix Cointoss!?
168 164 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_158 Do you know this gobbie, Inspector?
169 165 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_159 I most certainly do! Why, Master Slowfix was my very first employer!
170 166 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_160 Pshkohhh... When traveling through Thanalan long ago, gobbieflock was waylaid by uplander bandits! With no jinglyshine to pay Brass Blades, we had no way to backtake goods...
171 167 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_161 Until we make busydeal with gentleman uplander, that is! With fastness he finds uplander bandits and brings much bangyboom, and returns to goodly gobbies missing goods and great justice!
172 168 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_162 Hah hah hah! Oh, the memories... It was a near thing, for the bandits were clever enough to see through my ingenious disguise as an innocent milkmaid, but in my haste to escape I tripped over a barrel of firesand, and, as they say...boom gobbie doom!
173 169 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_163 Henceforth Slowfix gains new appreciation for uplanders! But for chance encounter with gentleman uplander, he never conceives of egalitarian utopia. Pshkohhh... One may even claim Hildy a founding father of Idyllshire...with metaphorical tongueflaps, that is.
174 170 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_164 Cor! No busydeals for the wicked!
175 171 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_165
176 172 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_167 No “busydeals” indeed...
177 173 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_168 But leaving that delightful anecdote aside, ye gods, Master Slowfix! Just looking at what you and your flock have made of these ruins is making me bigeyes!
178 174 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_169 Pshkohhh... Gobbieflock has come long way since wandering days, but we have not forgotten gentleman uplander's kindness. Slowfix is here to offer hand-lending!
179 175 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_170 Well, far be it from me to refuse...
180 176 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_171 My son Gigi has grown quite fond of your magnificent city, and so I should like to stay here with him and my assistant for a time. We would not require much in the way of accommodations─a humble gazebo, for example, would more than suffice...
181 177 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_172 Why settle for gazebo when perfectly good estate right behind you? Residents of building in arrears and Slowfix happy to evict them.
182 178 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_173 B-But we were pursuing the fiends who lived here on suspicion of defrauding young women!
183 179 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_174 Fraud? In Slowfix's egalitarian utopia? This he will not abide! All the more reason to let gentleman uplander and his flock stay instead of Grand Sers─no need for jinglyshine either!
184 180 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_175 HuZzAh! A gIaNt GaZeBo To CaLl OuR oWn!
185 181 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_176
186 182 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_177 I...I do not know what to say. Thank you, Master Slowfix, thank you!
187 183 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_SLOWFIX_000_178 No need for teary-eyed tongueflaps! Gobbieflock is possessed of moral obligation to repay gentleman uplander for past generosity. Enjoy new gazebo, and good luck with hunt for Grand Sers!
188 184 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_GIGI_000_179 Um, PaPa HiLdY...sInCe ThIs Is OuR gAzEbO, iS iT oKaY iF i DrAw OuR fAmIlY cReSt On It?
189 185 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_180 I can think of no better way to celebrate this joyous occasion─and perhaps draw the ire of our new home's former tenants! Come, let us go and purchase some paints together. This gazebo shall be your canvas!
190 186 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_JULYAN_000_181 Now he's gone and gotten himself a soddin' gazebo? Bloody hells, if he really thinks I'm goin' to let him keep on playin' at being a father...
191 187 TEXT_CHRHDB641_02369_HILDIBRAND_000_200 Still no sign of the notorious Grand Sers... I daresay we're going to need more paint.