Patch 6.2

csv/MountTransient.csv

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 #,Description,Description{Enhanced},Tooltip
 int32,str,str,str
 0,"","",""
-1,"Summon your Grand Company-issued battle chocobo.","Born and bred in the city–state of Ishgard, the majority of company chocobos are geldings of the rouncey variety; however, massive destriers and miniature Belah'dian jennets are also raised to accommodate the builds of Roegadyn and
-Lalafellin riders respectively.","Chocobos are stout-
+1,"Summon your Grand Company-issued battle chocobo.","Born and bred in the city–state of Ishgard, the majority of company chocobos are geldings of the rouncey variety; however, massive destriers and miniature Belah'dian jennets are also raised to accommodate the builds of Roegadyn and Lalafellin riders respectively.","Chocobos are stout-
 hearted creatures, but
 they have their limits.
   - Mimigun"
 2,"","",""
 3,"","",""
-4,"Use the odd-shaped horn gifted to you by the wandering minstrel to call a massive goobbue to your side.","Traded for a song by the High Satrap of a distant land, the secret to taming these creatures once thought to be unbreakable was introduced to Eorzea by a mysterious wandering minstrel who journeyed through the realm in the final
-days before the Calamity.","Would that I had the
+4,"Use the odd-shaped horn gifted to you by the wandering minstrel to call a massive goobbue to your side.","Traded for a song by the High Satrap of a distant land, the secret to taming these creatures once thought to be unbreakable was introduced to Eorzea by a mysterious wandering minstrel who journeyed through the realm in the final days before the Calamity.","Would that I had the
 girth of a goobbue!
   - Nanamo Ul Namo"
-5,"Five years and a realm-shaking Calamity were not enough to break the bonds between you and your loyal steed. A single whistle and he will be at your side once again.","In the five years following your sudden disappearance from the Carteneau Flats, your ever-faithful chocobo spent each waking moment galloping across the realm in search of his lost master. His myriad adventures are nothing less than fantastical
-and heartbreaking...but that is
-a story for another day.","Go find the chocobo you
+5,"Five years and a realm-shaking Calamity were not enough to break the bonds between you and your loyal steed. A single whistle and he will be at your side once again.","In the five years following your sudden disappearance from the Carteneau Flats, your ever-faithful chocobo spent each waking moment galloping across the realm in search of his lost master. His myriad adventures are nothing less than fantastical and heartbreaking...but that is a story for another day.","Go find the chocobo you
 rode in on, and ride on out.
   - Sevrin"
 6,"Call into battle your suit of Garlond Ironworks-modified magitek armor.","This suit of Garlean-developed reaper-class magitek battle armor has had its original control systems purged and replaced with a new, modified core built by Cid of the Garlond Ironworks.","At last, our very own
@@ -26,8 +22,7 @@ suit of magitek armor!
 said to be able to train them.","Hey, good lookin'!
 Catch my coeurl yet?
   - Swygrael"
-9,"Summon forth a riding ahriman, bound to this realm with powerful magicks guaranteed to never fade.","Though little is known of the void and the creatures which call the extra-dimensional realm home, scholars have discovered that there is a strict hierarchy amongst voidsent consisting of twelve distinct tiers. Ahrimans are believed to fall into the fifth, making them formidable foes...
-when not enthralled by curses.","Ye'd 'ave t' be blinder'n an
+9,"Summon forth a riding ahriman, bound to this realm with powerful magicks guaranteed to never fade.","Though little is known of the void and the creatures which call the extra-dimensional realm home, scholars have discovered that there is a strict hierarchy amongst voidsent consisting of twelve distinct tiers. Ahrimans are believed to fall into the fifth, making them formidable foes...when not enthralled by curses.","Ye'd 'ave t' be blinder'n an
 ahriman wi' an eyepatch t'
 miss the camp.
   - Baderon Tenfingers"
@@ -36,34 +31,25 @@ miss the camp.
 12,"","",""
 13,"","",""
 14,"","",""
-15,"Summon forth the single-horned steed you befriended in the Black Shroud.","Not long ago, Eorzean unicorns numbered in the thousands, and could oft be seen roaming the Coerthas highlands in great majestic herds that would render the mountains white as snow. Poaching has caused the population to decline, and if it were not for your act of kindness,
-there would be one fewer.","Your precious horses,
+15,"Summon forth the single-horned steed you befriended in the Black Shroud.","Not long ago, Eorzean unicorns numbered in the thousands, and could oft be seen roaming the Coerthas highlands in great majestic herds that would render the mountains white as snow. Poaching has caused the population to decline, and if it were not for your act of kindness, there would be one fewer.","Your precious horses,
 they're just unicorns with
 a big empty forehead.
   - Chief Chocowacker"
 16,"","",""
 17,"","",""
-18,"Summon your mighty behemoth, trained from birth to carry you...not trample you underfoot like an ant.","Immediately following the Calamity, an adventurer returning to Gridania from Falcon's Nest in Coerthas claims to have happened upon a den of baby behemoths who had lost their mother. Despite objections from friends and family alike,
-she kept the beasts, eventually
-training them to serve as mounts.","Do not presume to
+18,"Summon your mighty behemoth, trained from birth to carry you...not trample you underfoot like an ant.","Immediately following the Calamity, an adventurer returning to Gridania from Falcon's Nest in Coerthas claims to have happened upon a den of baby behemoths who had lost their mother. Despite objections from friends and family alike, she kept the beasts, eventually training them to serve as mounts.","Do not presume to
 provoke the behemoth to
 battle. You will die.
   - Meurise"
-19,"Summon your cavalry drake, trained by the drake whisperer of the Brotherhood of Ash.","Training a cavalry drake is a long and arduous process that begins the moment the scalekin hatches. Never allowed to see its mother, the creature is raised solely in the presence of a drake whisperer while being weaned on the incendiary glands of aged battle
-drakes to ensure it is both
-submissive and deadly.","You are as a lost kitten
+19,"Summon your cavalry drake, trained by the drake whisperer of the Brotherhood of Ash.","Training a cavalry drake is a long and arduous process that begins the moment the scalekin hatches. Never allowed to see its mother, the creature is raised solely in the presence of a drake whisperer while being weaned on the incendiary glands of aged battle drakes to ensure it is both submissive and deadly.","You are as a lost kitten
 that has wandered into
 the drake's lair.
   - Zagozz Teh"
-20,"Summon your laurel goobbue, towering friend to the sylphs.","After having the moss and flowers growing upon his head pulled up and tossed aside like common weeds by a band of sylvan ne'er-do-wells, this quiet-mannered goobbue was taken in and cared for by the sylphs of Little Solace whose elders crafted for him
-a magnificent laurel with
-which to hide his scars.","Naught is as exhilarating
+20,"Summon your laurel goobbue, towering friend to the sylphs.","After having the moss and flowers growing upon his head pulled up and tossed aside like common weeds by a band of sylvan ne'er-do-wells, this quiet-mannered goobbue was taken in and cared for by the sylphs of Little Solace whose elders crafted for him a magnificent laurel with which to hide his scars.","Naught is as exhilarating
 as a romp through the
 forest on goobbueback.
   - Unknown"
-21,"Call into battle your gilded suit of magitek armor. Its golden coating serves to resist magicks while impressing members of the opposite sex.","It only took a few heated skirmishes with the allied city–states for Garlemald to realize that the magicks wielded by the realm's mages were too much for even the thickest of magitek armor plating. Alloyed gilding has since been discovered to dampen the
-effects of elemental charges
-and is now standard issue.","You ditched your magitek
+21,"Call into battle your gilded suit of magitek armor. Its golden coating serves to resist magicks while impressing members of the opposite sex.","It only took a few heated skirmishes with the allied city–states for Garlemald to realize that the magicks wielded by the realm's mages were too much for even the thickest of magitek armor plating. Alloyed gilding has since been discovered to dampen the effects of elemental charges and is now standard issue.","You ditched your magitek
 armor!? Fool of a Lalafell!
   - Biggs"
 22,"Summon forth the single-horned steed with a temperament as black as his coat.","While it is no secret that it was the enigmatic Ascians who provided the beast tribes with nightmares, their reasons for doing so remain shrouded in mystery. Otherwise untamable, the single piercing tone of a magicked whistle is the only method known to soothe
@@ -73,11 +59,9 @@ for the coming chaos!
   - Urianger"
 23,"","",""
 24,"","",""
-25,"Summon forth your fat chocobo mount. Take care that there is sufficient room for his ample girth.","Playfully described by some as “large and in charge,” in truth, when summoned, this gluttonous gourmand will flap nary a feather unless a garland of gysahl greens is dangled before him─in which case not even the laws of nature can slow
-the fat chocobo down.","Huff...huff...heave...heave...
+25,"Summon forth your fat chocobo mount. Take care that there is sufficient room for his ample girth.","Playfully described by some as “large and in charge,” in truth, when summoned, this gluttonous gourmand will flap nary a feather unless a garland of gysahl greens is dangled before him─in which case not even the laws of nature can slow the fat chocobo down.","Huff...huff...heave...heave...
   - Fat Chocobo"
-26,"Summon your cavalry elbst, raised from an egg by Pahh of Novv's Clutch.","To ensure his elbst do not find themselves at a disadvantage to swift-running chocobos, Pahh of Novv's Clutch clips the webbing on their feet at a young age, rendering them more capable of achieving high speeds on land─though they will ever be slower than their brethren
-while underwater.","My elbst is your elbst.
+26,"Summon your cavalry elbst, raised from an egg by Pahh of Novv's Clutch.","To ensure his elbst do not find themselves at a disadvantage to swift-running chocobos, Pahh of Novv's Clutch clips the webbing on their feet at a young age, rendering them more capable of achieving high speeds on land─though they will ever be slower than their brethren while underwater.","My elbst is your elbst.
   - Pahh"
 27,"Summon forth a bevy of bombs who will bear you in comfort upon a hovering palanquin.","Upon learning that his creations were forever lacking the power to combust, 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go did what any master of explosives would─attach the bombs to the corners of an iron bench and create a floating coach.","Hack and slash and
 tossy-boom. Bang and
@@ -95,8 +79,7 @@ away from neigh!
 31,"Summon forth Enbarr, the legendary steed favored of the primal Leviathan. It is said to have been born of the surging waves.","Legend states that the Lord of the Whorl, Leviathan, birthed this magicked steed from a nightmare offered by the Sahagin in sacrifice.","Nay is but a hoofbeat
 away from neigh!
   - Uma Bugyo"
-32,"Summon forth your fearless warlion to rule over the battlefield, such is his station as king of the beasts.","Early in the Sixth Astral Era, lions were brought over from the Near East and trained to serve as battle mounts for the Sultansworn of Ul'dah. Deemed unbreakable, those not sold to the Coliseum for venationes were released into the deserts of Thanalan where they eventually
-reverted back to a feral state.","I, too, see the friends
+32,"Summon forth your fearless warlion to rule over the battlefield, such is his station as king of the beasts.","Early in the Sixth Astral Era, lions were brought over from the Near East and trained to serve as battle mounts for the Sultansworn of Ul'dah. Deemed unbreakable, those not sold to the Coliseum for venationes were released into the deserts of Thanalan where they eventually reverted back to a feral state.","I, too, see the friends
 I lost in the lions and
 spinners...
   - Gregory"
@@ -104,26 +87,22 @@ spinners...
 pets? Not too playful
 for you, I hope?
   - Beast Trainer"
-34,"Summon forth your draught chocobo, a massive bird large and strong enough to bear two riders.","This heretofore unseen breed of chocobo was said to have been discovered by chocobo hunters searching for the legendary Chocobo Forest. Its enormous size would make it a fine pack chocobo, but its foul temper prevents it from completing even the simplest of tasks without the injury
-of some poor rider.","The thing was thrice my
+34,"Summon forth your draught chocobo, a massive bird large and strong enough to bear two riders.","This heretofore unseen breed of chocobo was said to have been discovered by chocobo hunters searching for the legendary Chocobo Forest. Its enormous size would make it a fine pack chocobo, but its foul temper prevents it from completing even the simplest of tasks without the injury of some poor rider.","The thing was thrice my
 size and had already
 maimed several keeps.
   - Battlewarden Ribald"
 35,"Summon forth your deadly direwolf, one of five pups found huddling together in the snow near the corpse of their slain mother.","Mass cullings of the beasts during the Sixth Astral Era prompted naturalists to deem the species extinct. However, this claim was proved false when Ixali scouts discovered a lone pack roaming the sparsely inhabited mountains of Xelphatol.","I lost two good men
 to these wolves.
   - Corentiaux the Colder"
-36,"Summon forth your Maelstrom-issued warhorse and try to push from your mind the fact that your chocobo is sitting somewhere hungry and alone.","After witnessing dazzling demonstrations of how a warsteed might turn the tide of battle, the Grand Companies of Eorzea emptied their coffers at the feet of the Far Eastern uma bugyo, each seeking to put themselves at an advantage
-during Frontline campaigns.","Hoof to neigh, Eorzea
+36,"Summon forth your Maelstrom-issued warhorse and try to push from your mind the fact that your chocobo is sitting somewhere hungry and alone.","After witnessing dazzling demonstrations of how a warsteed might turn the tide of battle, the Grand Companies of Eorzea emptied their coffers at the feet of the Far Eastern uma bugyo, each seeking to put themselves at an advantage during Frontline campaigns.","Hoof to neigh, Eorzea
 knows not the horse for
 one reason: the horsebird.
   - Uma Bugyo"
-37,"Summon forth your Order of the Twin Adder-issued warhorse and try to push from your mind the fact that your chocobo is sitting somewhere hungry and alone.","After witnessing dazzling demonstrations of how a warsteed might turn the tide of battle, the Grand Companies of Eorzea emptied their coffers at the feet of the Far Eastern uma bugyo, each seeking to put themselves at an advantage
-during Frontline campaigns.","Hoof to neigh, Eorzea
+37,"Summon forth your Order of the Twin Adder-issued warhorse and try to push from your mind the fact that your chocobo is sitting somewhere hungry and alone.","After witnessing dazzling demonstrations of how a warsteed might turn the tide of battle, the Grand Companies of Eorzea emptied their coffers at the feet of the Far Eastern uma bugyo, each seeking to put themselves at an advantage during Frontline campaigns.","Hoof to neigh, Eorzea
 knows not the horse for
 one reason: the horsebird.
   - Uma Bugyo"
-38,"Summon forth your Immortal Flames-issued warhorse and try to push from your mind the fact that your chocobo is sitting somewhere hungry and alone.","After witnessing dazzling demonstrations of how a warsteed might turn the tide of battle, the Grand Companies of Eorzea emptied their coffers at the feet of the Far Eastern uma bugyo, each seeking to put themselves at an advantage
-during Frontline campaigns.","Hoof to neigh, Eorzea
+38,"Summon forth your Immortal Flames-issued warhorse and try to push from your mind the fact that your chocobo is sitting somewhere hungry and alone.","After witnessing dazzling demonstrations of how a warsteed might turn the tide of battle, the Grand Companies of Eorzea emptied their coffers at the feet of the Far Eastern uma bugyo, each seeking to put themselves at an advantage during Frontline campaigns.","Hoof to neigh, Eorzea
 knows not the horse for
 one reason: the horsebird.
   - Uma Bugyo"
@@ -131,41 +110,29 @@ one reason: the horsebird.
 40,"Summon forth Markab, the legendary steed favored of the primal Ramuh. It is said to have been born of a single thunderbolt.","Legend states that the Lord of Levin, Ramuh, drew forth this magicked steed from a nightmare offered by the sylphs in sacrifice.","Nay is but a hoofbeat
 away from neigh!
   - Uma Bugyo"
-41,"Summon forth your ceremony chocobo, large enough to bear both you and your special someone.","Raised by Ishgard's master breeders for beauty and purity of stock, its snow white feathers are natural and, though fully developed, as soft as down. Temperament-wise, the bird is remarkably docile and one of few breeds
-who will allow dual
-riders upon its back.","Don't stand on ceremony,
+41,"Summon forth your ceremony chocobo, large enough to bear both you and your special someone.","Raised by Ishgard's master breeders for beauty and purity of stock, its snow white feathers are natural and, though fully developed, as soft as down. Temperament-wise, the bird is remarkably docile and one of few breeds who will allow dual riders upon its back.","Don't stand on ceremony,
 tick-tock, tick-tock!
   - Helmhart"
-42,"Summon forth Sleipnir─undying steed of the elder primal Odin. His coat is as dark as void, while his eyes glow a sanguine red.","Blessed by the elder primal himself, Sleipnir will forever remain loyal to those who have proven themselves worthy. In addition to being fearless in battle, the dark steed is also able to manipulate his corporeal form to
-accommodate any
-rider, large or small.","If it hadn't been
+42,"Summon forth Sleipnir─undying steed of the elder primal Odin. His coat is as dark as void, while his eyes glow a sanguine red.","Blessed by the elder primal himself, Sleipnir will forever remain loyal to those who have proven themselves worthy. In addition to being fearless in battle, the dark steed is also able to manipulate his corporeal form to accommodate any rider, large or small.","If it hadn't been
 for that horse...
    - Erik"
 43,"Summon forth Boreas, the legendary steed favored of the primal Shiva. His breath is said to beget the winter's storms.","Legend states that the Lady of Frost, Shiva, birthed this magicked steed from a unicorn offered by her followers in sacrifice.","Nay is but a hoofbeat
 away from neigh!
   - Uma Bugyo"
-44,"Summon forth your parade chocobo who, by the looks of him, has not marched in many parades.","Originally purchased by the Adventurers' Guild for use in festival parades, this portly steed quickly wore out his welcome by devouring a moon's worth of fodder in a single turn of the sun. Unable to pay the price of upkeep, the guild
-passed the reigns to some-
-one more “commendable.”"," I'll be at the parade with
+44,"Summon forth your parade chocobo who, by the looks of him, has not marched in many parades.","Originally purchased by the Adventurers' Guild for use in festival parades, this portly steed quickly wore out his welcome by devouring a moon's worth of fodder in a single turn of the sun. Unable to pay the price of upkeep, the guild passed the reigns to someone more “commendable.”"," I'll be at the parade with
 whomever else I can drag along.
   - Botulf"
-45,"Summon de forth your black de chocobo. ","A purebred Ishgardian black chocobo, trained from birth by House Fortemps knight, Ser Haurchefant, and presented to you in a gesture of true friendship. The bird is slightly more muscular than you expected and exhibits the strange
-habit of squatting
-when left to itself.","Black chocobos are all well and
+45,"Summon de forth your black de chocobo. ","A purebred Ishgardian black chocobo, trained from birth by House Fortemps knight, Ser Haurchefant, and presented to you in a gesture of true friendship. The bird is slightly more muscular than you expected and exhibits the strange habit of squatting when left to itself.","Black chocobos are all well and
 good, but the true reward is the
 exoneration of your comrades.
    - Haurchefant"
 46,"Summon forth your adamantoise mount. He(?) is actually quite faster than he appears.","Native to the Near Eastern island of Thavnair, adamantoises were long thought to be impossible to domesticate. However, through the efforts of both Ul'dahn zoologists and thaumaturges, a handful have been successfully trained not only to accept riders, but also wield ancient magicks which allow the colossal scalekin to fly.","M-Me? Perfectly fine!
 S-Solid as an adamantoise!
   - Cocobezi"
-47,"Summon forth Kirin, Far Eastern king of the beasts.","Ask any man in Othard who rules the realm of beasts, and you will receive the same answer─Kirin. It is believed that the lion-like creature has walked the eastern lands for over a thousand years and
-will only answer the
-call of a hero it has
-deemed worthy.","Even folk in the Far East
+47,"Summon forth Kirin, Far Eastern king of the beasts.","Ask any man in Othard who rules the realm of beasts, and you will receive the same answer─Kirin. It is believed that the lion-like creature has walked the eastern lands for over a thousand years and will only answer the call of a hero it has deemed worthy.","Even folk in the Far East
 'eard that tale, I reckon.
   - Trachraet"
-48,"Call into battle your Allagan logistics system. For your safety and the safety of those around you, all weaponry has been disabled.","One of the automated system drones deployed by the Allagans to maintain and protect their strongholds. After being unearthed by the Sons of Saint Coinach, the mechanical sphere was modified by Nero tol Scaeva into a personal
-transportation device.","Her report also mentions a
+48,"Call into battle your Allagan logistics system. For your safety and the safety of those around you, all weaponry has been disabled.","One of the automated system drones deployed by the Allagans to maintain and protect their strongholds. After being unearthed by the Sons of Saint Coinach, the mechanical sphere was modified by Nero tol Scaeva into a personal transportation device.","Her report also mentions a
 violent encounter with a
 sentry heavily augmented
 by Allagan technology...
@@ -178,24 +145,19 @@ if Midgardsormr had roared,
 wouldn't we have heard it?
    - Moenbryda"
 51,"","",""
-52,"Summon forth your amber draught chocobo, a rare breed large and strong enough to bear two riders.","To Ishgardians, red represents true love and loyalty. To this wild chocobo from the Dravanian forelands, it meant capture at the hands of hunters who easily found a red chocobo sticking out like a sore thumb in the midst of all
-his yellow brethren.","What about my forty
+52,"Summon forth your amber draught chocobo, a rare breed large and strong enough to bear two riders.","To Ishgardians, red represents true love and loyalty. To this wild chocobo from the Dravanian forelands, it meant capture at the hands of hunters who easily found a red chocobo sticking out like a sore thumb in the midst of all his yellow brethren.","What about my forty
 acres and a chocobo?
    - Imme"
 53,"Summon forth your sanuwa, specially bred and trained for riding by Gundu merchant Luna Vanu.","Countless turns of the sun did Luna Vanu train this wild sanuwa to obey the orders of man, and for many moons did he wait for one he deemed worthy of taking up this noble cloudkin's reins. Wait, he did, until you arrived.","Wild sanuwa fierce
 as monsoon rains.
    - Gunu Vanu"
-54,"Summon forth your griffin─half eagle, half lion, all business.","Fantastical winged beasts native to the unscalable peaks of Abalathia's Spine, griffins actually have a long history of serving as mounts. Indeed, before the city–state's fall, the Ala Mhigan army maintained a regiment of griffin–back
-soldiers who would
-harry opposing forces.","“Spread your wings and soar”
+54,"Summon forth your griffin─half eagle, half lion, all business.","Fantastical winged beasts native to the unscalable peaks of Abalathia's Spine, griffins actually have a long history of serving as mounts. Indeed, before the city–state's fall, the Ala Mhigan army maintained a regiment of griffin–back soldiers who would harry opposing forces.","“Spread your wings and soar”
    - Highwind Skyways Slogan"
 55,"Call into battle your manacutter, a single-rider airship constructed at the Garlond Ironworks.","Supervised (in spirit) by the ever-absent Cid, Biggs and Wedge (with a little bending over by Biggs) put their heads together to create this flight-ready miniature airship, powered by the realm's first corrupted crystal engine.","There are more of these
 “manacutters” to be had,
 yes?
    - Aymeric"
-56,"Summon forth your war panther─a silent killer trained to maim anyone and everything...excepting you, of course.","While more difficult to train than their cousins the coeurls, panthers bring their riders much more advantage on the field due to the beasts' inherent affinity to various magic. It is also believed that many dark knight battle techniques
-were conceived by
-watching panthers hunt.","I have seen you
+56,"Summon forth your war panther─a silent killer trained to maim anyone and everything...excepting you, of course.","While more difficult to train than their cousins the coeurls, panthers bring their riders much more advantage on the field due to the beasts' inherent affinity to various magic. It is also believed that many dark knight battle techniques were conceived by watching panthers hunt.","I have seen you
 move like a shadow.
    - Daimbert"
 57,"","",""
@@ -242,54 +204,37 @@ anzu flying around, kupo?
 do the aetherial currents swirl,
 bearing the very essence of life.
     - Urianger"
-75,"Summon forth the white lanner. Favored of the primal Bismarck, he soars the skies unchallenged.","These birds are clad in roiling clouds, and noble Vanu Vanu warriors would sit astride them as part of Bismarck's retinue. The grace with which they glide through the skies evokes the image of a
-flower petal being carried
-by gentle western winds.","From what we have observed,
+75,"Summon forth the white lanner. Favored of the primal Bismarck, he soars the skies unchallenged.","These birds are clad in roiling clouds, and noble Vanu Vanu warriors would sit astride them as part of Bismarck's retinue. The grace with which they glide through the skies evokes the image of a flower petal being carried by gentle western winds.","From what we have observed,
 Bismarck is a creature of pure
 instinct, driven primarily by hunger.
     - Cid"
-76,"Summon forth the rose lanner. Favored of the primal Ravana, his wings pierce the night sky like a blade of moonlight.","The ferocity of these birds is enough to give pause to the bravest warrior, and their keen talons cut through flesh as cleanly the Chandrahas themselves. Any who endeavor to mount the rose lanner must possess the savagery that defines the
-Wrath of the Colony.","Master of the Sacred Blades!
+76,"Summon forth the rose lanner. Favored of the primal Ravana, his wings pierce the night sky like a blade of moonlight.","The ferocity of these birds is enough to give pause to the bravest warrior, and their keen talons cut through flesh as cleanly the Chandrahas themselves. Any who endeavor to mount the rose lanner must possess the savagery that defines the Wrath of the Colony.","Master of the Sacred Blades!
 Wrath of the Colony! Conqueror
 of the World! Hear our prayer!
     - Gnath Priest"
-77,"Summon forth the round lanner. Favored of the primal King Thordan, he serves his master's knights dutifully.","These birds are possessed of dignity equal to the noble personages whom they serve. Ancient Ishgardian knights often indulged themselves in falconry, and lanners were revered for their abilities, their lyncean eyes being
-well suited for sighting
-prey on the ground.","For the glory of King Thordan...
+77,"Summon forth the round lanner. Favored of the primal King Thordan, he serves his master's knights dutifully.","These birds are possessed of dignity equal to the noble personages whom they serve. Ancient Ishgardian knights often indulged themselves in falconry, and lanners were revered for their abilities, their lyncean eyes being well suited for sighting prey on the ground.","For the glory of King Thordan...
     - Zephirin"
-78,"Summon forth the warring lanner. Favored of the primal Sephirot, it carries the seeds of the World Tree.","These birds are enveloped in an aura radiating a majesty that belies the savage nature of their master. According to the ancient legends of a treelike people native to Meracydia, the lanners bore the seeds of the
-World Tree across the seas, planting
-the verdant forests that
-dot the realm today.","The trunk of the World Tree, or
+78,"Summon forth the warring lanner. Favored of the primal Sephirot, it carries the seeds of the World Tree.","These birds are enveloped in an aura radiating a majesty that belies the savage nature of their master. According to the ancient legends of a treelike people native to Meracydia, the lanners bore the seeds of the World Tree across the seas, planting the verdant forests that dot the realm today.","The trunk of the World Tree, or
 the Bole, offers protection to the
 weak, defending them from harm.
     - Mace"
 79,"","",""
-80,"Summon forth the Gloria-class airship. This single-occupancy airship is a singular feat of engineering.","Taking inspiration from the half-remembered dream of his grandfather Tatanora, Tataramu used his encyclopedic knowledge to design a small-scale version of a rotary-winged airship. Its name derives from an airship that appears
-in an obscure novel of
-unknown origins.","No, it must be one made to
+80,"Summon forth the Gloria-class airship. This single-occupancy airship is a singular feat of engineering.","Taking inspiration from the half-remembered dream of his grandfather Tatanora, Tataramu used his encyclopedic knowledge to design a small-scale version of a rotary-winged airship. Its name derives from an airship that appears in an obscure novel of unknown origins.","No, it must be one made to
 extremely exacting specifications.
     - Tataramu"
 81,"Summon forth the flying cumulus. It is unclear whether its previous owner was a boy with a tail or simply a monkey.","There is but one man in all of Hydaelyn who can create such a mystical masterpiece, and it is said he resides upon a misty peak hidden within the mountain ranges of Doma. Crafted by stitching together dozens of smaller clouds, the cumulus allows a single rider to explore the skies...but only if she has an inherent affinity for magicks.","Mental note: pick no
 quarrel with Domans.
     - Thancred"
-82,"Summon forth the original fat chocobo. Of course, being the original, it can eat much more than its peers.","Maybe not larger, but definitely more in charge, this most gluttonous of gluttons inspired the others to great weights. Although most modern chocobos have yellow plumage, historic tomes portray birds covered
-in feathers whiter than the whitest
-snowfall─ All the better to see
-the stains of its many meals.","Heave...heave...huff...huff... 
+82,"Summon forth the original fat chocobo. Of course, being the original, it can eat much more than its peers.","Maybe not larger, but definitely more in charge, this most gluttonous of gluttons inspired the others to great weights. Although most modern chocobos have yellow plumage, historic tomes portray birds covered in feathers whiter than the whitest snowfall─ All the better to see the stains of its many meals.","Heave...heave...huff...huff... 
    - Original Fat Chocobo"
-83,"Summon forth Astrope. A fully grown pegasus large enough to bear you and a companion across gentle skies.","The emergent studies of winged horses had to be rewritten with a single sighting of Astrope, confirming that adult pegasi are not only enormous in size, but also possessed of a horn. Wary of most, Astrope only allows those of gentle heart to
-climb upon its back─a back
-large enough to seat two!","Spread our wings and
+83,"Summon forth Astrope. A fully grown pegasus large enough to bear you and a companion across gentle skies.","The emergent studies of winged horses had to be rewritten with a single sighting of Astrope, confirming that adult pegasi are not only enormous in size, but also possessed of a horn. Wary of most, Astrope only allows those of gentle heart to climb upon its back─a back large enough to seat two!","Spread our wings and
 soar, we shall!
    - Sezul Totoloc"
-84,"Summon forth the fat moogle. How can he fly? Because magic. How can he fly bearing two riders? MAGIC.","This plus-sized patrician epitomizes the ancient moogle proverb regarding kupo nuts that says, “Once you kupop, you cannot stop.” Basic laws of physics suggest that wings as small as the fat moogle's should not provide enough lift for true flight...
-yet here we are.","Yet what was thin must
+84,"Summon forth the fat moogle. How can he fly? Because magic. How can he fly bearing two riders? MAGIC.","This plus-sized patrician epitomizes the ancient moogle proverb regarding kupo nuts that says, “Once you kupop, you cannot stop.” Basic laws of physics suggest that wings as small as the fat moogle's should not provide enough lift for true flight...yet here we are.","Yet what was thin must
 eventually grow fat again.
    - Aurelle"
 85,"","",""
-86,"Summon forth a cloud mallow. It will carry you wherever the wind blows. Or, wherever you steer it.","While cloud mallows grow naturally in the Churning Mists, some of the inhabitants of Moghome have spent generations cultivating their own seeds to allow for stronger stems and larger yields of mallow puffs, a sprinkling of which can stimulate even the most lethargic of moogles
-to work with unbridled joy.","Without my cloud mallows,
+86,"Summon forth a cloud mallow. It will carry you wherever the wind blows. Or, wherever you steer it.","While cloud mallows grow naturally in the Churning Mists, some of the inhabitants of Moghome have spent generations cultivating their own seeds to allow for stronger stems and larger yields of mallow puffs, a sprinkling of which can stimulate even the most lethargic of moogles to work with unbridled joy.","Without my cloud mallows,
 I can't do anything, kupopo!
    - Moggzia"
 87,"Summon forth the Whisper-go. A small, flying vessel designed in the likeness of a Yo-kai named Whisper.","Taken in by the vibrant sights of the Gold Saucer, the wandering executive sought out the plaza's architect to design him a vessel of transportation similar in flamboyance to its myriad attractions. The seats are so finely upholstered riders swear it is as if they are floating on air.","So this is how
@@ -299,20 +244,15 @@ so strange-looking!
    - Dragonet"
 88,"","",""
 89,"","",""
-90,"Summon forth the dark lanner. Favored of Nidhogg, it fearlessly soars the skies of the Churning Mists.","Consumed by malice, these birds roost in Nidhogg's lair, and regularly bathe themselves in the aetheric tempests surrounding the Aery. Sight of their glowing wings outside the Churning Mists can set the common
-folk into a panic, as they are
-thought to be the Horde's
-harbingers of death.","The minions of Nidhogg shall
+90,"Summon forth the dark lanner. Favored of Nidhogg, it fearlessly soars the skies of the Churning Mists.","Consumed by malice, these birds roost in Nidhogg's lair, and regularly bathe themselves in the aetheric tempests surrounding the Aery. Sight of their glowing wings outside the Churning Mists can set the common folk into a panic, as they are thought to be the Horde's harbingers of death.","The minions of Nidhogg shall
 not lightly suffer your presence
 on that sacred mount.
    - Vidofnir"
-91,"Summon forth your aerodynamics system─marvel of ancient Allagan ingenuity.","Unearthed in the eastern lowlands of Coerthas, engineers surmise that this particular Allagan drone would likely have been used in aerial defense, although its weaponry functions are now beyond repair. Even so, it is still quite convenient
-as a transportation device.","This node turned out to
+91,"Summon forth your aerodynamics system─marvel of ancient Allagan ingenuity.","Unearthed in the eastern lowlands of Coerthas, engineers surmise that this particular Allagan drone would likely have been used in aerial defense, although its weaponry functions are now beyond repair. Even so, it is still quite convenient as a transportation device.","This node turned out to
 be rather more useful than
 I expected!
    - Cid"
-92,"Summon forth your disembodied head. Not <Emphasis>your</Emphasis> disembodied head. <Emphasis>A</Emphasis> disembodied head. That's yours.","E-Una-Kotor created this winged monstrosity using stone hewn from the very walls of the Palace of the Dead in an attempt to better understand the guardian golems which watch over the Lost City of Amdapor. That the face chosen for the design bears an uncanny likeness to a certain someone is one
-stone best left unturned.","Unggghhh, my head...
+92,"Summon forth your disembodied head. Not <Emphasis>your</Emphasis> disembodied head. <Emphasis>A</Emphasis> disembodied head. That's yours.","E-Una-Kotor created this winged monstrosity using stone hewn from the very walls of the Palace of the Dead in an attempt to better understand the guardian golems which watch over the Lost City of Amdapor. That the face chosen for the design bears an uncanny likeness to a certain someone is one stone best left unturned.","Unggghhh, my head...
    - Lewenhart"
 93,"Summon forth Managarm, a legendary hound said to dwell in the hidden depths of Abalathia's Spine.","Some say that Managarm is merely a myth. Others believe it to be an extinct beast. Both are wrong, as you well know. According to Abalathian legend, this fearsome hound roams the celestial sphere in pursuit of the moon, whose light it relishes─or so it may appear to those who witness it soaring the skies, spawning spectral flames.","I should have been
 the one to feed your
@@ -328,29 +268,19 @@ and generous in victory.
 96,"Summon forth Ginga. A man-made aberration from a land that exists only in whispers. Its name is said to mean “silver fang.”","This otherworldly mount, cobbled together from the carcasses of noble beasts and armored in elaborate silver plate, is said only to accept as riders those who have proven their might and mettle on the fields of battle.","Be as the horse, and leave
 behind all doubts and bafflement!
    - Black Uma Doshin"
-97,"Summon forth your mystic panda. From Doma. From a thousand years ago.","Armed with the unexplainable ability to levitate...and little else, this thousand-year-old creature (age unconfirmed) has descended the ancient peaks of the Othardian Fanged Crescent in search of a hero to help
-Doma wrench free from
-the iron clutches of the
-Garlean Empire.","Used to be prime huntin' grounds...
+97,"Summon forth your mystic panda. From Doma. From a thousand years ago.","Armed with the unexplainable ability to levitate...and little else, this thousand-year-old creature (age unconfirmed) has descended the ancient peaks of the Othardian Fanged Crescent in search of a hero to help Doma wrench free from the iron clutches of the Garlean Empire.","Used to be prime huntin' grounds...
 that is, till the bears moved in.
    - Tailfeather Hunter"
-98,"Summon forth your Sophic lanner. A once faithful servant to a fickle goddess.","History tells us that disruption in balance 'twixt good and evil will invariably result in suffering. The noble lanner serves to restore that balance by placing upon the goddess Sophia's scales the weights of equilibrium─
-most commonly depicted
-as our heroes of legend.","“A heartbeat without harmony
+98,"Summon forth your Sophic lanner. A once faithful servant to a fickle goddess.","History tells us that disruption in balance 'twixt good and evil will invariably result in suffering. The noble lanner serves to restore that balance by placing upon the goddess Sophia's scales the weights of equilibrium─most commonly depicted as our heroes of legend.","“A heartbeat without harmony
 Is moonlight without dark.”
    - From <Emphasis>The Sophic Canticles</Emphasis>"
 99,"Summon forth your Starlight bear, and delight the younglings to no end.","Unlike his wild cousins, <Switch(PlayerParameter(71))><Case(1)>Kochab</Case><Case(2)><If(PlayerParameter(4))>Kochab<Else/>Polaris</If></Case><Case(3)>Pferkad</Case><Case(4)>Kochab</Case><Case(5)>Polaris</Case><Case(6)><If(PlayerParameter(4))>Kochab<Else/>Polaris</If></Case><Case(7)>Polaris</Case><Case(8)>Kochab</Case></Switch> the bear can be relied upon to delight folk rather than tear them apart. Raised from a cub by Celebrant Baenfaeld, he has mastered the art of Starburst-lobbing, a skill that proved useful in hunting down thieving treants.","I never knew bears
 could be so adorable!
    - Festival-goer"
-100,"Summon forth a black pegasus─winged horse of legend and bringer of death.","While uncommon, tales of pegasi black as ink can be found amongst the folklore of countless tribes. One similarity, however, can be observed in nearly all the renditions─that those unworthy of the steed will
-have their very life essence
-sapped the moment they
-climb upon its back.","What is this malaise
+100,"Summon forth a black pegasus─winged horse of legend and bringer of death.","While uncommon, tales of pegasi black as ink can be found amongst the folklore of countless tribes. One similarity, however, can be observed in nearly all the renditions─that those unworthy of the steed will have their very life essence sapped the moment they climb upon its back.","What is this malaise
 which plagues me?
    - Beatin"
-101,"Arrhidaeus, Arrhidaeus. Arrhidaeus. Arrhidaeus, Arrhidaeus. Arrhidaeus. Arrhidaeus, Arrhidaeus. Oh, oh, oh, Arrhidaeus. Summon forth your Arrhidaeus.","Fabricated within Alexander's internal manufactories, Arrhidaeus was primarily used to wreak temporal disruption on any and all invaders. This particular construct saw its weapons systems overridden following capture, and now
-serves as a glorified
-transport module.","You are implying that
+101,"Arrhidaeus, Arrhidaeus. Arrhidaeus. Arrhidaeus, Arrhidaeus. Arrhidaeus. Arrhidaeus, Arrhidaeus. Oh, oh, oh, Arrhidaeus. Summon forth your Arrhidaeus.","Fabricated within Alexander's internal manufactories, Arrhidaeus was primarily used to wreak temporal disruption on any and all invaders. This particular construct saw its weapons systems overridden following capture, and now serves as a glorified transport module.","You are implying that
 the Illuminati are aware
 of this temporal disruption?
    - Mide"
@@ -368,7 +298,7 @@ bloody hawk, he did.
 105,"Summon forth your Firebird. Not Phoenix. Definitely not Phoenix.","The Far East is home to numerous legends concerning birds of flame who sacrifice their lives to save the world, only to rise from the ashes of destruction to rule the skies once again. The Firebird is one of those legends...made a mount.","I was hoping for a fine bird.
    - Grimold"
 106,"Call into battle your eggshilaration system. Egg puns required for propulsion.","After learning of the latest of the Dreamer's visions─a giant floating ovoid delivering eggs to all the good boys and girls of the realm─Nonotta and friends literally scrambled to find a means of bringing her dream to life. All it required was a little aid from the Sons of Saint Coinach...and the remnants of some ancient Allagan technology.","Why do the Qiqirn suck eggs?
-   - Ba Go"
+   - Acolyte Ba Go"
 107,"","",""
 108,"Summon forth your lone hellhound, void-spawned aberration loyal to none save you and yours.","Having survived, alone, the hellish darkness that is the void, this demonic beast will not soon suffer the presence of others, choosing typically to attack before he himself becomes a victim. Which is why it is all the more surprising that the hound would allow someone on his back.","What in the seven unholy hells
 are those gruesome things!?
@@ -380,8 +310,7 @@ her maw shut.
 just cryin' out to be sat on.
    - Baderon"
 111,"Summon forth Syldra. Even in death, she would want to help.","Legends say there once lived a kindly sea dragon who befriended a pirate, and that their friendship knew no bounds. This is not that sea dragon; however, with a little time and caring, who is to say that a similar relationship cannot be forged?
-※Sea dragons have no
-relation to actual dragons.","I said, get off!
+※Sea dragons have no relation to actual dragons.","I said, get off!
    - Faris"
 112,"Call into battle the <Emphasis>Falcon</Emphasis>, (unofficially) the fastest single-rider airship ever built in Eorzea.","An independent project of Garlond Ironworks engineer Wedge, this single-rider airship allegedly recorded some of the fastest flight speeds ever...until a tragic accident following an attempt to see how high the ship could soar convinced its creator that perhaps a modicum of restraint was necessary.","All you have to do
 is follow the falcon.
@@ -403,7 +332,7 @@ here to become a wolf.
 118,"","",""
 119,"","",""
 120,"","",""
-121,"Call into battle your magitek predator, and have you some fun.","Predator series warmachina were originally designed in an attempt to improve magitek reaper killing potential via the addition of close-quarter weaponry. While the extra firepower led to a higher kill ratio, the weight it added severely hampered maneuverability. This unique model, however, appears to have had its weapons removed and replaced with an experimental propulsion engine.","I ain't got time to bleed.
+121,"Call into battle your magitek predator, and have you some fun.","Predator series warmachina were originally designed to improve magitek reaper killing potential via the addition of close-quarter weaponry. While the extra firepower led to a higher kill ratio, the weight it added hampered maneuverability. This unique model appears to have had its weapons removed and replaced with an experimental propulsion engine.","I ain't got time to bleed.
    - Ancient Adage"
 122,"Summon forth your battle lion, fully armored to protect the majestic beast from the dangers of close combat.","There was a time when members of Ul'dah's elite Sultansworn strode the Steps of Nald and Thal atop silver-plated lions, striking fear and awe into the mewling masses. An effort to return to those days of glory has seen the summoning of several of Thavnair's most prominent beast tamers to the Rose of the Desert.","Bright as a lamp,
 brave as a lion.
@@ -415,20 +344,20 @@ Oh boy, this should be fun!
 tell you more about my
 feline friend here.
    - Hinoshin"
-125,"Summon forth your yol, proof of your recognition by the Azim Steppe Xaela as a true warrior.","High atop the granite peaks of Othard's Fanged Crescent do the yol claim their demesne, descending to the Azim Steppe to prey upon the soft warriors who pretend not to fear the winged monsters of their ancestor's tales. Rare indeed is it that a yol might cede its back to the likes of man, though to those who have proved their mettle, the creatures have been known to make exception.","I must have faith in
+125,"Summon forth your yol, proof of your recognition by the Azim Steppe Xaela as a true warrior.","High atop the granite peaks of Othard's Fanged Crescent do the yol claim their demesne, descending to the Azim Steppe to prey upon warriors who pretend not to fear the monsters of their ancestor's tales. Rare indeed is it that a yol might cede its back to man, though to those who have proved their mettle, the creatures have been known to make exception.","I must have faith in
 myself and my yol...
    - Zealous Mol Warrior"
 126,"Summon forth Alte Roite, fantastical ur-being generated by Omega within the Deltascape.","While none can be certain the exact intentions of a self-aware interdimensional construct, logic suggests this winged aberration is a reimagination of Alte Roite─a legendary wizard who is said could take the shape of a dragon at will.","That knowledge is my ticket
 straight to glory. I can't go
 telling any old person about it.
    - Bonifoix"
-127,"Summon forth your Centurio tiger, one mark the Clan actually does not want seen slain.","In a rare display of misguided compassion, a member of Clan Centurio returned from a Hunt with the whimpering cub of a slain S-rank mark. Unable to grant it the mercy it so deserved, the veteran took to caring for the beast until his deceit was discovered and his membership revoked. However, by then, not a single other member could bring themselves to harm the pet they had all come to love.","This game of cat and mouse
+127,"Summon forth your Centurio tiger, one mark the Clan actually does not want seen slain.","In a rare display of misguided compassion, a member of Clan Centurio returned from a Hunt with the cub of a slain S-rank mark. Unable to grant it mercy, the veteran took to caring for the beast until his deceit was discovered and his membership revoked. But by then, not a single member could bring themselves to harm the pet they had all come to love.","This game of cat and mouse
 continued for what seemed
 an eternity.
    - Alberic"
 128,"","",""
 129,"","",""
-130,"Summon forth mighty Ixion, legend of the Gyr Abanian highlands.","Ask any Gyr Abanian youth, and she will tell you the story of Ixion, Rhalgr's magnificent steed─swift as a levinbolt and strong as thunderclap. However, the recent discovery of several ancient Mhachi texts suggests that the creature may simply be a stallion augmented by ancient technologies that have granted Ixion life eternal...and the ability to shoot lightning from its eyes.","He said what?
+130,"Summon forth mighty Ixion, legend of the Gyr Abanian highlands.","Ask any Gyr Abanian youth, and she will tell you the story of Ixion, Rhalgr's steed─swift as a levinbolt and strong as thunderclap. However, the discovery of several ancient Mhachi texts suggests that the creature may simply be a stallion augmented by ancient technologies that have granted it life eternal...and the ability to shoot lightning from its eyes.","He said what?
 “Horses are that strong”?
    - Red Uma Doshin"
 131,"","",""
@@ -468,9 +397,7 @@ swiftness of the rabbit!
 the arrival of that
 fearsome hound.
    - X'rhun Tia"
-145,"Call into battle your magitek death claw, an imperial warmachina based on ancient Allagan technology.","Ancient Allagan weaponry known as an “iron claw” is believed to be the inspiration for this deadly example of imperial ingenuity. While most of the death claws deployed in battle are used for logistical purposes, this particular model has been
-customized by stationarii
-units for enemy capture.","Only so many of us find
+145,"Call into battle your magitek death claw, an imperial warmachina based on ancient Allagan technology.","Ancient Allagan weaponry known as an “iron claw” is believed to be the inspiration for this deadly example of imperial ingenuity. While most of the death claws deployed in battle are used for logistical purposes, this particular model has been customized by stationarii units for enemy capture.","Only so many of us find
 machina pretty, my dear.
    - Mide"
 146,"Summon forth your marid, trained by the Ananta and outfitted with a magicked carpet allowing for flight.","There was once a time when if someone told you they witnessed a marid aloft, you could have had them committed to a sanatorium. Now, marids crisscross the skies thanks, in part, to magicked carpets which the Ananta affix to the backs of beasts they train for battle.","A rampaging marid is
@@ -481,8 +408,7 @@ absolutely unssstoppable.
 some of the best around.
    - Papin"
 149,"","",""
-150,"Summon forth your tyrannosaur and experience firsthand a lost time when scalekin ruled the world.","Alarmed scholars report that the “T-Rex”—as it is called by those short on ink—has gained the power of flight through continued exposure to the Isle of Val's turbulent aether. Despite its ferocious nature, some still approach it, insisting it can be tamed by an adventurer of great
-strength. ","The tyrannosaurs have
+150,"Summon forth your tyrannosaur and experience firsthand a lost time when scalekin ruled the world.","Alarmed scholars report that the “T-Rex”—as it is called by those short on ink—has gained the power of flight through continued exposure to the Isle of Val's turbulent aether. Despite its ferocious nature, some still approach it, insisting it can be tamed by an adventurer of great strength. ","The tyrannosaurs have
 become pests as of late.
    - Vath Keeneye"
 151,"Summon forth your Regalia Type-G, ceruleum-powered magitek transportation vehicle crafted by Garlond Ironworks.","To hear Cid tell it, equal parts elbow grease and gumption were all that was required to see the Type-G (for “Garlond”) fully operational...when, in all truth, the otherworldly carriage most likely required an amazing amount of reverse engineering to recreate.","Do they truly believe it makes them
@@ -585,44 +511,33 @@ you just have to let go!
    - Pukla Puki"
 186,"Call into battle Demi-Ozma─the round mound of spellbound.","After concluding that Ozma of the Weeping City was but a preliminary attempt to weave an aether-based simulacrum of the Eurekan phenomenon Proto Ozma, the Students of Baldesion endeavored to apply similar magicks in the creation of what they dubbed “Demi-Ozma,” hoping to learn what makes the entity tick.","Follow the sphere!
    - X'rhun Tia"
-187,"Summon forth your amaro, Norvrandt's favorite beast of burden.","Of all the mounts seen in Norvrandt, naught is more ubiquitous than the amaro. Originally created by the mages of ancient Ronka, who selectively bred the flightless cama, present-day beasts carry the seed of their ancestors, which may
-manifest in the form of
-superior intellect.","That ever-so-endearing “gwee!”
+187,"Summon forth your amaro, Norvrandt's favorite beast of burden.","Of all the mounts seen in Norvrandt, naught is more ubiquitous than the amaro. Originally created by the mages of ancient Ronka, who selectively bred the flightless cama, present-day beasts carry the seed of their ancestors, which may manifest in the form of superior intellect.","That ever-so-endearing “gwee!”
 It's enough to melt a man's heart,
 I tell you.
    - Lamlyn"
-188,"Summon forth your skyslipper, the greatest mechanical marvel to ever resemble a shoe.","Once belonging to the imperial family, this unique craft was abandoned in a grotto by its owners due to a malfunction. It was later retrieved via airship and stored in the Crystal Tower, where it lay until its recent rediscovery and restoration
-by artisans of the
-Crystalline Mean.","Ready to take us wherever
+188,"Summon forth your skyslipper, the greatest mechanical marvel to ever resemble a shoe.","Once belonging to the imperial family, this unique craft was abandoned in a grotto by its owners due to a malfunction. It was later retrieved via airship and stored in the Crystal Tower, where it lay until its recent rediscovery and restoration by artisans of the Crystalline Mean.","Ready to take us wherever
 we need to go, aye. Back again
 too, maybe, if we ask it nicely.
    - Thancred"
 189,"Summon forth your fae gwiber, a draconic arcane entity.","Desiring to recreate the fantastical beast known as the dragon, a sorcerer from ages past fashioned a horn imbued with Titania's power. The creature which answers the sound is aglow with fae magicks.","Come to hear about
 dragon legends, yes, yes?
    - Gyodo"
-190,"Summon forth your triceratops seemingly from a page right out of prehistory.","In defiance of its bulk, this prehistoric horned beast has been rendered capable of flight courtesy of its saddle. Employing Ronkan ingenuity, the singular contraption was modified from an artifact discovered within ancient ruins by the moogle Nutsy,
-fearless leader of the clan
-of his namesake.","Can you please go and steal
+190,"Summon forth your triceratops seemingly from a page right out of prehistory.","In defiance of its bulk, this prehistoric horned beast has been rendered capable of flight courtesy of its saddle. Employing Ronkan ingenuity, the singular contraption was modified from an artifact discovered within ancient ruins by the moogle Nutsy, fearless leader of the clan of his namesake.","Can you please go and steal
 a dinosaur egg for us?
    - Vath Braveheart"
-191,"Summon forth your ironfrog mover, a dwarven-made automaton.","Dwarven artisans have reinforced this automaton to improve lower body durability as well as installed a propulsion unit to enable flight. The techniques employed in its creation are a jealously guarded secret, and a blight upon the beards
-of they who betray it.","Lali-ho!
+191,"Summon forth your ironfrog mover, a dwarven-made automaton.","Dwarven artisans have reinforced this automaton to improve lower body durability as well as installed a propulsion unit to enable flight. The techniques employed in its creation are a jealously guarded secret, and a blight upon the beards of they who betray it.","Lali-ho!
    - Every Single Dwarf"
 192,"Summon forth your innocent gwiber, a draconic arcane entity.","Answering to a horn imbued with the almighty Innocence's power, this draconic arcane entity is enveloped in the selfsame glow as the Lightwarden whence it takes its name. Rest assured it is not a sin eater.","It would not do for an
 unadorned winged lizard
 to be the protagonist.
    - Alberic"
-193,"Summon forth your magicked bed, and dream a little dream of never needing to get up.","Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Voeburt, there lived a member of the royal family slothful of body but quick of mind. This man desired naught more than to never be parted from his pillow, and so commissioned a bed that could fly...only to swiftly
-take to the sky without paying for it.
-He, presumably, lived happily ever after.","Do not your mortal bodies tire?
+193,"Summon forth your magicked bed, and dream a little dream of never needing to get up.","Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Voeburt, there lived a member of the royal family slothful of body but quick of mind. This man desired naught more than to never be parted from his pillow, and so commissioned a bed that could fly...only to swiftly take to the sky without paying for it. He, presumably, lived happily ever after.","Do not your mortal bodies tire?
 Far better to dwell in dream.
    - Sri Lakshmi"
 194,"Summon forth your Circus ahriman, a voidsent bred by the Continental Circus.","Raised in hopes that its Dread Gaze would reap a bountiful harvest of terror, this ahriman proved a disappointment. It has since found a new calling as an adventurer's trusty mount.","You have the eye of
 an ahriman, Yda.
    - Y'shtola"
-195,"Summon forth the sunspun cumulus. It is unclear whether its previous owner was a boy with a tail or simply a monkey.","There is but one man in all of Hydaelyn who can create such a mystical masterpiece, and it is said he resides upon a misty peak hidden within the mountain ranges of Doma. Crafted by stitching together dozens of smaller clouds dyed golden by the sun,
-this cumulus is said to bring
-good fortune to its rider.","If you live with your head
+195,"Summon forth the sunspun cumulus. It is unclear whether its previous owner was a boy with a tail or simply a monkey.","There is but one man in all of Hydaelyn who can create such a mystical masterpiece, and it is said he resides upon a misty peak hidden within the mountain ranges of Doma. Crafted by stitching together dozens of smaller clouds dyed golden by the sun, this cumulus is said to bring good fortune to its rider.","If you live with your head
 in the clouds, sooner or later
 you'll find yourself on your rear.
    - Brangwine"
@@ -635,10 +550,7 @@ look hungry!
 200,"Summon forth your morbol. Strong vines, soft heart...middling stench.","Though all it has ever wanted is to help, this morbol was found to be “too sweet” to present a challenge at the Celestium, and was transferred to the Blue Mages' Guild before it had even seen its first match─only for it to be deemed “insufficiently vile” there as well.","A morbol!? And things
 were going so well...
    - Papalymo"
-201,"Summon forth your portly porxie. Bears you places to the tantalizing smell of cured meats.","A prodigious porxie created by the Nu Mou Lugg Aenc for transportation purposes. Fond of sausages, it oft spends its free time in the curing chamber, and thus has come to take on the aroma. While comfortable to
-ride thanks to its soft curves,
-expect regular rumblings
-from its belly.","Oooh, when I get my hands
+201,"Summon forth your portly porxie. Bears you places to the tantalizing smell of cured meats.","A prodigious porxie created by the Nu Mou Lugg Aenc for transportation purposes. Fond of sausages, it oft spends its free time in the curing chamber, and thus has come to take on the aroma. While comfortable to ride thanks to its soft curves, expect regular rumblings from its belly.","Oooh, when I get my hands
 on those porxienappers...
    - Uin Nee"
 202,"Summon forth Epimetheus, an unstoppable vehicle of war. Or at least it would be if it were bigger.","Garlond Ironworks recreated this warmachina from a blueprint acquired by a Scion operative on a covert mission to Garlemald. As the dimensions were missing from the document, however, its size had to be estimated, the resultant vehicle being rather smaller than the original.","I never dreamed that I would
@@ -654,41 +566,31 @@ Weapons, Weapons, Weapons.
 205,"Summon forth your shadow gwiber, a draconic arcane entity.","Answering to a horn imbued with the power of a sorcerer of eld, this draconic arcane entity is believed to have been created by Emet-Selch on a whim─an act that would have barely taxed his powers as an ancient.","Are you some kind of
 lesser dragon, kupo?
    - Mogzin"
-206,"Summon forth your spriggan stonecarrier. Lives to carry ore, eggs, and you.","Grown to a prodigious size by virtue of its appetite, this spriggan was choking on a chunk of ore when it was found and saved by a band of miners. Seeking to repay the kindness of men, it took to carrying their burdens, which apparently
-includes men themselves.","It must be so tiring living
+206,"Summon forth your spriggan stonecarrier. Lives to carry ore, eggs, and you.","Grown to a prodigious size by virtue of its appetite, this spriggan was choking on a chunk of ore when it was found and saved by a band of miners. Seeking to repay the kindness of men, it took to carrying their burdens, which apparently includes men themselves.","It must be so tiring living
 each day carrying around
 a brain of solid stone.
    - Da Za"
 207,"Summon forth your forgiven reticence. The strong and silent type, so don't expect rousing conversation.","Alerted to its presence in the basement of Eulmore, the hunters of Clan Nutsy set out to vanquish this sin eater. Upon seeing that the creature was not aggressive, however, they decided to keep it instead.","Pray excuse our reticence.
    - Lucia"
-208,"Summon forth your dhalmel, a towering herbivore native to the Sea of Clouds.","While attempting to nibble at a tree on a nearby isle, this dhalmel lost its footing and fell. As it plunged towards certain death, the fervent desire to live awakened its latent ability to harness the wind, and thus did it soar to safety.
-This may or may not have
-happened, but let's say it did.","You've never <Emphasis>seen</Emphasis>
+208,"Summon forth your dhalmel, a towering herbivore native to the Sea of Clouds.","While attempting to nibble at a tree on a nearby isle, this dhalmel lost its footing and fell. As it plunged towards certain death, the fervent desire to live awakened its latent ability to harness the wind, and thus did it soar to safety. This may or may not have happened, but let's say it did.","You've never <Emphasis>seen</Emphasis>
 a dhalmel before!?
    - Atelloune"
-209,"Summon forth your albino karakul, a black sheep among its kind. Which is to say it's white.","Though karakuls ordinarily have black fleece, this creature raised in the paddocks of House Haillenarte was born snowy white. This rarest of qualities spared it a fate at the dining table, and it grew to such a size as to be able to bear people
-upon its fluffy back.","A wise knight keeps her
+209,"Summon forth your albino karakul, a black sheep among its kind. Which is to say it's white.","Though karakuls ordinarily have black fleece, this creature raised in the paddocks of House Haillenarte was born snowy white. This rarest of qualities spared it a fate at the dining table, and it grew to such a size as to be able to bear people upon its fluffy back.","A wise knight keeps her
 own source of wool.
    - Yaelle"
 210,"","",""
-211,"Summon forth your ufiti. May carry you to high ground for your own safety.","Having survived a cull of its kind by bloodthirsty adventurers on its native Diadem, this ufiti mastered the art of riding the winds, that it might set forth on a journey to find a worthy leader. Despite its brawn, it possesses a surprisingly
-delicate touch─and just
-as well it does.","The strong are drawn to strength.
+211,"Summon forth your ufiti. May carry you to high ground for your own safety.","Having survived a cull of its kind by bloodthirsty adventurers on its native Diadem, this ufiti mastered the art of riding the winds, that it might set forth on a journey to find a worthy leader. Despite its brawn, it possesses a surprisingly delicate touch─and just as well it does.","The strong are drawn to strength.
    - Ywain"
-212,"Summon forth your deinonychus. Cleverer than the average prehistoric carnivore.","Native to the southern regions of Ilsabard, the deinonychus is cousin to the raptors that inhabit the Twelveswood. Possessed of superior intelligence, as seen in its habit of hunting in pairs, the beasts have been employed in warfare
-since antiquity.","Clever girl...
+212,"Summon forth your deinonychus. Cleverer than the average prehistoric carnivore.","Native to the southern regions of Ilsabard, the deinonychus is cousin to the raptors that inhabit the Twelveswood. Possessed of superior intelligence, as seen in its habit of hunting in pairs, the beasts have been employed in warfare since antiquity.","Clever girl...
    - Hunter-turned-prey"
-213,"Summon forth your Construct 14. Will dispose of friend and foe alike if so commanded, so be careful what you wish for.","During their excavation in the Clockwork City of Goug, the IVth Imperial Legion discovered a host of worker automata, which they repurposed for war. As the name suggests, this particular construct is the fourteenth to undergo such
-a transformation.","Were you able to find
+213,"Summon forth your Construct 14. Will dispose of friend and foe alike if so commanded, so be careful what you wish for.","During their excavation in the Clockwork City of Goug, the IVth Imperial Legion discovered a host of worker automata, which they repurposed for war. As the name suggests, this particular construct is the fourteenth to undergo such a transformation.","Were you able to find
 any machina worthy of
 sssalvaging?
    - Eshana"
-214,"Summon forth your kingly peacock, an avian embodiment of nobility hailing from Othard.","From the Near East to the Far, the peacock has long been esteemed not only for its beauty, but also its penchant for eating harmful vilekin. This particular creature belongs to a breed created by improving a species indigenous to
-Othard with geomancy.","Don't you be taken in
+214,"Summon forth your kingly peacock, an avian embodiment of nobility hailing from Othard.","From the Near East to the Far, the peacock has long been esteemed not only for its beauty, but also its penchant for eating harmful vilekin. This particular creature belongs to a breed created by improving a species indigenous to Othard with geomancy.","Don't you be taken in
 by his peacockin'.
    - Rowena"
-215,"Summon forth the Great Vessel of Ronka. Don't mind the contents.","This ancient Ronkan urn was discovered empty save for a peculiar flute, the sound of which caused the vessel to suddenly become thus occupied. “Where did it come from?” the curious may be compelled to inquire, but the wise know better
-than to question the divine.","The great serpent
+215,"Summon forth the Great Vessel of Ronka. Don't mind the contents.","This ancient Ronkan urn was discovered empty save for a peculiar flute, the sound of which caused the vessel to suddenly become thus occupied. “Where did it come from?” the curious may be compelled to inquire, but the wise know better than to question the divine.","The great serpent
 has spoken!
    - Quinfort"
 216,"Summon forth your pteranodon, a winged scalekin that has existed since ancient times.","In the course of feeding upon food scraps discarded at the <Emphasis>Bounty</Emphasis>, this creature grew so familiar with men as to allow riders upon its back. This goes to show that the way to a prehistoric creature's heart is through its stomach.","With what powerful magicks
@@ -702,83 +604,57 @@ amongst the riffraff.
 Sharks spilling from the sky in a
 spectacular shower of scales?
    - Sisipu"
-219,"Summon forth Ramuh. No, not that one. The one you fought in the Empty. But not the actual one.","It is believed that Shiva's summoning in the Empty caused lightning-aspected aether left over from your battle with Ramuh to coalesce. The resultant crystal, when imbued with magic, gives rise to an entity which assumes the form of
-the Lord of Levin in all of his
-horse-legged, hulking glory.","Now nature sends thunder
+219,"Summon forth Ramuh. No, not that one. The one you fought in the Empty. But not the actual one.","It is believed that Shiva's summoning in the Empty caused lightning-aspected aether left over from your battle with Ramuh to coalesce. The resultant crystal, when imbued with magic, gives rise to an entity which assumes the form of the Lord of Levin in all of his horse-legged, hulking glory.","Now nature sends thunder
 and lightning against us!
    - Sylphie"
 220,"Summon forth your Rubellite Carbuncle, an arcane entity given form by the mysteries of rubellite geometry.","Those adventurers who have longed to hop on their Carbuncles' backs can give thanks to the arcanist Ulan, whose research into Diamond Carbuncle provided the necessary cues to create an arcane entity of ridable proportions. As its form is maintained by a large rubellite, it can be summoned even by those unversed in the ways of arcanima.","Betrayed by my own
 Carbuncle yet again...
    - Tataru"
 221,"","",""
-222,"Summon forth your chocobo carriage to ferry your friends around in comfort.","A ubiquitous mode of transportation in Eorzea, the chocobo carriage is kept aloft by ceruleum gas-filled bladders. This technology traces its origins to an early Ixali dirigible that crashed in the Twelveswood and was seized by Gridanian
-authorities.","We get to ride a horsebird
+222,"Summon forth your chocobo carriage to ferry your friends around in comfort.","A ubiquitous mode of transportation in Eorzea, the chocobo carriage is kept aloft by ceruleum gas-filled bladders. This technology traces its origins to an early Ixali dirigible that crashed in the Twelveswood and was seized by Gridanian authorities.","We get to ride a horsebird
 carriage? I don't know...
 It sounds scary.
    - Doman Child"
-223,"Summon forth your Rolling Tankard, a mighty warmachina built by the blacksmiths of Watts's Anvil.","Based on a concept by the legendary Watts, this dwarven warmachina is propelled by a nine-cylinder radial ethanol engine. Its turret-mounted crystal cannon makes short work of sin eaters, while its arms can perform essential motions
-such as upending tankards.","The Rollin' Tankards,
+223,"Summon forth your Rolling Tankard, a mighty warmachina built by the blacksmiths of Watts's Anvil.","Based on a concept by the legendary Watts, this dwarven warmachina is propelled by a nine-cylinder radial ethanol engine. Its turret-mounted crystal cannon makes short work of sin eaters, while its arms can perform essential motions such as upending tankards.","The Rollin' Tankards,
 at your service!
    - Ronitt"
-224,"Summon forth your Gabriel α. Magic shield not included. Armaments for decorative purposes only.","Prior to building a full-sized prototype of a new transforming armor dubbed <Emphasis>Gabriel</Emphasis>, project engineers created this scale test model to perform aerodynamic testing. While it passed said tests with flying colors, it was observed
-that its engine may be
-prone to running hot.","It would seem there
+224,"Summon forth your Gabriel α. Magic shield not included. Armaments for decorative purposes only.","Prior to building a full-sized prototype of a new transforming armor dubbed <Emphasis>Gabriel</Emphasis>, project engineers created this scale test model to perform aerodynamic testing. While it passed said tests with flying colors, it was observed that its engine may be prone to running hot.","It would seem there
 is more to you than
 meets the eye.
    - Yugiri"
-225,"Summon forth your megalotragus, a herbivore so intimidating it puts carnivores to shame.","Preferring colder climes, this imposing herbivore left its original habitat in Abalathia's Spine and migrated to Coerthas, which had frozen over in the Calamity's wake. Its kind are a primitive species that has largely remained unchanged over
-time, with some known to
-awaken to magical powers.","If you squint just the right
+225,"Summon forth your megalotragus, a herbivore so intimidating it puts carnivores to shame.","Preferring colder climes, this imposing herbivore left its original habitat in Abalathia's Spine and migrated to Coerthas, which had frozen over in the Calamity's wake. Its kind are a primitive species that has largely remained unchanged over time, with some known to awaken to magical powers.","If you squint just the right
 way, it looks like it's got
 ears! Or is it horns...?
    - Nashu Mhakaracca"
-226,"Summon forth your gwiber of light, a draconic arcane entity.","This light-bathed being answers to the sound of a horn imbued with the power of a hero of eld. In another time and place, perhaps it was the mount of a valiant soul who rose up against evil. Or perhaps not. The truth lies amidst the
-blinding light.","Such radiance, such magnificence.
+226,"Summon forth your gwiber of light, a draconic arcane entity.","This light-bathed being answers to the sound of a horn imbued with the power of a hero of eld. In another time and place, perhaps it was the mount of a valiant soul who rose up against evil. Or perhaps not. The truth lies amidst the blinding light.","Such radiance, such magnificence.
    - The Wandering Minstrel"
 227,"","",""
 228,"Summon forth the Jibanyan couch. A mysterious piece of furniture designed in the likeness of a Yo-kai named Jibanyan.","Despite being modeled upon Jibanyan, an Earthbound Yo-kai, this couch is able to fly. It is said to be so comfortable as to turn men and Yo-kai alike into useless layabouts.","Sluggards! Layabouts!
 Good-for-nothing reprobates!
    - Seigetsu the Enlightened"
-229,"Call into battle your magitek hyperconveyor, a modern-day improvement on ancient Allagan logistics.","Guided as ever by the ethos of constant advancement, imperial magitek engineers returned to improve their conveyor system, simplifying its assembly and trimming weight by 8%. The result is enhanced fuel efficiency, demonstrating that even
-world-conquering empires can
-be environmentally minded.","Hah! Success!
+229,"Call into battle your magitek hyperconveyor, a modern-day improvement on ancient Allagan logistics.","Guided as ever by the ethos of constant advancement, imperial magitek engineers returned to improve their conveyor system, simplifying its assembly and trimming weight by 8%. The result is enhanced fuel efficiency, demonstrating that even world-conquering empires can be environmentally minded.","Hah! Success!
    - Aulus mal Asina"
-230,"Summon forth Ehll Tou, the young dragon with a passion for crafting.","First encountered as a curious dragonet, Ehll Tou became a dragon grown during her stay in Ishgard. With her passion for crafting, she underwent an evolution heretofore unseen in her kind, developing dexterous forelimbs that
-allow her to deftly wield
-all manner of implements.","You have a knack
+230,"Summon forth Ehll Tou, the young dragon with a passion for crafting.","First encountered as a curious dragonet, Ehll Tou became a dragon grown during her stay in Ishgard. With her passion for crafting, she underwent an evolution heretofore unseen in her kind, developing dexterous forelimbs that allow her to deftly wield all manner of implements.","You have a knack
 for this, Ehll Tou!
    - Hautdilong"
-231,"Summon forth Incitatus, an enchanted steed favored of the merchant Rowena. If it could talk, it would doubtless drive a hard bargain.","Under the patronage of its mistress, Rowena, this enchanted steed has led a pampered life. Able to comprehend language, it was often seen attending Khloe Aliapoh's storytelling sessions, her tales of high adventure inspiring it to set
-out on one of its own.","Your loyal steed awaits!
+231,"Summon forth Incitatus, an enchanted steed favored of the merchant Rowena. If it could talk, it would doubtless drive a hard bargain.","Under the patronage of its mistress, Rowena, this enchanted steed has led a pampered life. Able to comprehend language, it was often seen attending Khloe Aliapoh's storytelling sessions, her tales of high adventure inspiring it to set out on one of its own.","Your loyal steed awaits!
    - Voyce"
-232,"Summon forth a behatted and begloved embodiment of festive cheer.","Scholars maintain that the tradition of building snowmen originated in Gyr Abania, where they were used to encourage blessings such as “cold” and “snow.” Considering that the region is almost entirely covered in arid desert, how
-the snowmen were built in the
-first place remains a mystery.","Two words:
+232,"Summon forth a behatted and begloved embodiment of festive cheer.","Scholars maintain that the tradition of building snowmen originated in Gyr Abania, where they were used to encourage blessings such as “cold” and “snow.” Considering that the region is almost entirely covered in arid desert, how the snowmen were built in the first place remains a mystery.","Two words:
 stupendous snowman...
    - Adventurer Who Shall Remain Unnamed"
-233,"Summon forth the Lunar Whale, which is definitely not an actual whale, but certainly large enough to warrant the name. Seats up to eight people, including the pilot.","Produced by Garlond Ironworks based on mysterious tales from a distant land, it not only resembles a whale on the outside, but shares its voluminous belly. With enough room for the pilot and seven passengers,
-it stands─or rather, floats─in a
-class of its own.","She is risen! The promised
+233,"Summon forth the Lunar Whale, which is definitely not an actual whale, but certainly large enough to warrant the name. Seats up to eight people, including the pilot.","Produced by Garlond Ironworks based on mysterious tales from a distant land, it not only resembles a whale on the outside, but shares its voluminous belly. With enough room for the pilot and seven passengers, it stands─or rather, floats─in a class of its own.","She is risen! The promised
 Ship of Light─the Lunar Whale!
    - A Man Known Simply as “Elder” "
-234,"Summon forth Eden, or rather, a considerably smaller version of the gargantuan entity.","The existence of this miniaturized replica can be attributed─as with many, many other things─to a combination of aether and crystal, a fragment of which was discovered inside Eden itself. The result was this smaller likeness, which may be
-summoned at will and is <Emphasis>probably</Emphasis>
-less likely to trigger an
-apocalyptic catastrophe. ","Eden...the first sin eater.
+234,"Summon forth Eden, or rather, a considerably smaller version of the gargantuan entity.","The existence of this miniaturized replica can be attributed─as with many, many other things─to a combination of aether and crystal, a fragment of which was discovered inside Eden itself. The result was this smaller likeness, which may be summoned at will and is <Emphasis>probably</Emphasis> less likely to trigger an apocalyptic catastrophe. ","Eden...the first sin eater.
    - Gaia"
-235,"Summon forth your Cerberus mount. Be warned, however, that riding into a peaceful village on the back of a gigantic, slavering, three-headed hellhound may cause quite a stir among the locals.","In addition to its immense strength and three gaping maws lined with razor-sharp fangs, this voidsent boasts incredible longevity, having lived since the Third Astral Era. The collars, of Allagan design, are believed to make it as tame as a puppy, though
-it may simply be biding its time
-before devouring its keeper.","What a nice little doggy!
+235,"Summon forth your Cerberus mount. Be warned, however, that riding into a peaceful village on the back of a gigantic, slavering, three-headed hellhound may cause quite a stir among the locals.","In addition to its immense strength and three gaping maws lined with razor-sharp fangs, this voidsent boasts incredible longevity, having lived since the Third Astral Era. The collars, of Allagan design, are believed to make it as tame as a puppy, though it may simply be biding its time before devouring its keeper.","What a nice little doggy!
    - Nashu Mhakaracca"
-236,"Summon forth your big shell mount, which is ironically rather small. Still quite big for a crab, though.","Raised by a Qiqirn culinary connoisseur, this carefree crustacean formed a bond of friendship with its keeper, and in so doing, escaped the cookpot. Though it may not be the most obvious choice for a mount, its smooth, round shell makes it one of
-the more comfortable.","Big shells are so named for
+236,"Summon forth your big shell mount, which is ironically rather small. Still quite big for a crab, though.","Raised by a Qiqirn culinary connoisseur, this carefree crustacean formed a bond of friendship with its keeper, and in so doing, escaped the cookpot. Though it may not be the most obvious choice for a mount, its smooth, round shell makes it one of the more comfortable.","Big shells are so named for
 the bigness of their shells,
 which they wear most bigly.
 Clever, yes?
    - Qiqirn Zoologist"
-237,"Summon forth Arion, the heavenly steed of unmatched swiftness.","Legends speak of a majestic and unwaveringly loyal horse who would never fail to deliver its master from peril. Such myths were founded in fact, as the divine steed has descended from the heavens to seek one possessed of a true and virtuous
-heart, with whom it may right
-the wrongs of the world.","The speed of the horse
+237,"Summon forth Arion, the heavenly steed of unmatched swiftness.","Legends speak of a majestic and unwaveringly loyal horse who would never fail to deliver its master from peril. Such myths were founded in fact, as the divine steed has descended from the heavens to seek one possessed of a true and virtuous heart, with whom it may right the wrongs of the world.","The speed of the horse
 is a grace unmatched!
    - Uma Bugyo"
 238,"Summon forth your emerald gwiber, a draconic arcane entity.","Called forth by a mysterious horn infused with the power of an unknown primal absorbed by the Emerald Weapon. Whether it sees through the glowing orb at the front of its snout or some other means is unclear.","Rubies! Emeralds! Sapphires!
@@ -792,55 +668,53 @@ for gobbieflock! ...Honest!
 240,"Summon forth a chocorpokkur, which is... Well, perhaps you had best see it for yourself.","This bizarre creature is the result of an enormous korpokkur coming into contact with vast amounts of chocolate. It has since taken to journeying far and wide to deliver sweet treats to anyone who does not immediately flee at the sight of it.","This ambrosial aroma. This
 couldn't possibly be...chocolate!?
    - Carvallain de Gorgagne"
-241,"Summon forth your Gabriel Mark III mount, though you may find this transforming warmachina is less than meets the eye. Claims that its gold paint deflects laser beams are entirely unfounded.","As any experienced adventurer knows, if a previously bested enemy appears again with a new color scheme, it will pose a significantly greater threat than before, or at least, take longer to kill. Luckily, this miniature prototype is on your side,
-or so you hope.","Such a beautiful golden color!
+241,"Summon forth your Gabriel Mark III mount, though you may find this transforming warmachina is less than meets the eye. Claims that its gold paint deflects laser beams are entirely unfounded.","As any experienced adventurer knows, if a previously bested enemy appears again with a new color scheme, it will pose a significantly greater threat than before, or at least, take longer to kill. Luckily, this miniature prototype is on your side, or so you hope.","Such a beautiful golden color!
    - Ihase"
 242,"Summon forth your antelope doe, a female creature identifiable by the bluish tinge of its fur.","Denizens of grasslands, antelopes once ranged as far as Coerthas before the Calamity buried the region in snow. Though coveted for their meat and milk, the creatures have eluded full domestication owing to their ornery temperament.","Another day on the hunt,
 and naught but antelope
 meat to show for it.
    - Isarmoix"
-243,"Summon forth your antelope stag, a male creature identifiable by its horns, striped body, and...impressive size.","Swift and sure-footed, antelopes have been favored as mounts by the tribes of Abalathia's Spine since ancient times. In recent years, ancient magicks have also made it possible for the creatures to fly so long as the rider has sufficient
-reserves of aether.","A herd o' young antelope
+243,"Summon forth your antelope stag, a male creature identifiable by its horns, striped body, and...impressive size.","Swift and sure-footed, antelopes have been favored as mounts by the tribes of Abalathia's Spine since ancient times. In recent years, ancient magicks have also made it possible for the creatures to fly so long as the rider has sufficient reserves of aether.","A herd o' young antelope
 stags has gone berserk.
    - Maximiloix"
 244,"","",""
-245,"Summon forth Landerwaffe, magnificent mechanical dragon of legend, and be the envy of all the other kids.","Armed literally to the wings, this mechanical dragon is believed to have been created by the Allagan Empire to combat the creatures whose form it mimics. Magnificent and proud, it allows none upon its back save one whom it deems
-a true hero.","Wow, you're swifter
+245,"Summon forth Landerwaffe, magnificent mechanical dragon of legend, and be the envy of all the other kids.","Armed literally to the wings, this mechanical dragon is believed to have been created by the Allagan Empire to combat the creatures whose form it mimics. Magnificent and proud, it allows none upon its back save one whom it deems a true hero.","Wow, you're swifter
 than a salamander!
    - Pixie Flowerkeep"
 246,"Summon forth Al-iklil, a stylish hovering craft designed to carry up to two riders. Any more and it may not heed you.","A gift from Fran to the Bozjan Resistance, this craft hovers by the power of skystones, crystals that allow entire masses of land to levitate. Its name is said to be derived from an ancient Ivalician word meaning “crown.”","I'm only here to see how the
 story unfolds. Any self-respecting
 leading man would do the same.
    - Debonair Sky Pirate"
-247,"Summon forth your Cruise Chaser to cruise along in style as you give chase to your foes.","Created by the genius minds of the Illuminati, this warmachina is capable of assuming bipedal and airship forms to adapt to the changing conditions of battle. Smitten by its design, it is said that a certain warmachina fanatic has a
-mind to produce a
-miniature version.","The chase is on!
+247,"Summon forth your Cruise Chaser to cruise along in style as you give chase to your foes.","Created by the genius minds of the Illuminati, this warmachina is capable of assuming bipedal and airship forms to adapt to the changing conditions of battle. Smitten by its design, it is said that a certain warmachina fanatic has a mind to produce a miniature version.","The chase is on!
    - Seserukka"
 248,"Summon forth your Construct VI-S. Painted red so it goes faster. Theoretically.","This flashy golem was constructed by a band of commerce-minded kobolds hoping to establish regular trade with their seafaring neighbors. Coated in Lominsan red, propulsion power is apparently enhanced by as much as thirty percent.","No one'll tell me what the
 bloody “S” stands for...
    - Lieutenant Skaetswys"
-249,"Summon forth your diamond gwiber, a draconic arcane entity.","Believed to have been absorbed into the Diamond Weapon, this plate-clad being answers the call of a horn imbued with the power of an unknown primal, the summoner of whom is believed to have been a member of the Corvosi
-resistance.","Everyone here is stubborn
+249,"Summon forth your diamond gwiber, a draconic arcane entity.","Believed to have been absorbed into the Diamond Weapon, this plate-clad being answers the call of a horn imbued with the power of an unknown primal, the summoner of whom is believed to have been a member of the Corvosi resistance.","Everyone here is stubborn
 as a diamond ingot!
    - Glagg"
 250,"Summon forth your polar bear, a gentle giant with a soft spot for sweets.","In search of ice to make frozen treats, the confectioner Nekeke traveled to an isle in the northern seas, where she encountered this hulking creature. A bite of her sweets was all it took for it to follow her back to Eorzea, where it subsequently grew fond of you.","You're never too
 big for sweets.
    - Ancient Saying"
 251,"","",""
-252,"Summon forth your squad of gilded Namazu to bear you upon a gilded mikoshi─all of which is as gaudy as it sounds.","In order to secure enough coin to fund their seven-year festival, the Namazu sought the counsel of Rowena, who spoke thus: if you want to make great profit, sell wares of great worth. And what could be worth more than a gilded mikoshi
-borne by eight gilded Namazu?","Wasshoi! Wasshoi! What am I doing?
+252,"Summon forth your squad of gilded Namazu to bear you upon a gilded mikoshi─all of which is as gaudy as it sounds.","In order to secure enough coin to fund their seven-year festival, the Namazu sought the counsel of Rowena, who spoke thus: if you want to make great profit, sell wares of great worth. And what could be worth more than a gilded mikoshi borne by eight gilded Namazu?","Wasshoi! Wasshoi! What am I doing?
  I do not know! I do not care! Whee!
    - Namazu Spectator"
-253,"Summon forth the Resplendent Vessel of Ronka. Just like the Great Vessel of Ronka, but really shiny.","After being stolen from ancient Ronkan ruins, this mystical urn passed through many an illicit hand before coming to be in yours. Blowing into the flute found within caused it to thus burgeon with the divine and take on a golden glow─
-an auspicious sign if ever
-there was one.","The great serpent...it speaks!
+253,"Summon forth the Resplendent Vessel of Ronka. Just like the Great Vessel of Ronka, but really shiny.","After being stolen from ancient Ronkan ruins, this mystical urn passed through many an illicit hand before coming to be in yours. Blowing into the flute found within caused it to thus burgeon with the divine and take on a golden glow─an auspicious sign if ever there was one.","The great serpent...it speaks!
    - Chaqurl Qhotl"
-254,"Summon forth your magicked card to take you wonder by wonder, over, sideways, and under.","Crafted by Eorzea's foremost goldsmith, Godbert Manderville, this enchanted card is awarded to those who have collected an unprecedented number of Triple Triad cards. May it bear you through endless diamond skies, to dazzling places you never knew, and show you new fantastic
-points of view.","Fancy a game of cards?
+254,"Summon forth your magicked card to take you wonder by wonder, over, sideways, and under.","Crafted by Eorzea's foremost goldsmith, Godbert Manderville, this enchanted card is awarded to those who have collected an unprecedented number of Triple Triad cards. May it bear you through endless diamond skies, to dazzling places you never knew, and show you new fantastic points of view.","Fancy a game of cards?
    - Iola"
-255,"","",""
-256,"","",""
-257,"","",""
+255,"Summon forth your island mandragora, a prime piece of island produce.","Born into an influential family in the West Mandra Empire, fabled nation of vegetables, this mandragora grew to its prodigious size thanks to fertile soil and abundant sunlight. Alas, its blessed upbringing could also be considered a curse, for it is the fate of such prime produce to go to market.","I'd be much obliged if
+you could rid the field
+of some mandragoras.
+   - Gurcant"
+256,"Summon forth your island Onion Prince, a vegetable whose colossal size befits his station.","Royalty among mandragora, this island-bred Onion Prince knew every comfort growing up. Such a pampered life led to boredom, however, and he took to whiling away the days in mischief. Dismayed by his son's behavior, the king sent him off to squire for a renowned hero, that he might learn something of responsibility and leadership.","By the onion, in my rambling
+I forgot why I called you over!
+   - Bloezoeng"
+257,"Summon forth your island Eggplant Knight, an oversized vegetable embodiment of chivalry.","Hailing from the selfsame land as the Tomato King, the Eggplant Knight shared a crate with the sovereign when they were shipped out. However, he fell overboard when the vessel encountered rough seas, and drifted for days before being deposited on a desert island. Among other feats, he prides himself on having played a key role in the founding of the West Mandra Empire.","I thought ye were a feral turnip,
+a murderous eggplant, or summat
+like that!
+   - Tiny Trader"
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@@ -882,12 +756,16 @@ among them.
    - Martineau"
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+277,"Summon forth your Garlond GL-II. For those who've got a nice place─who never wanted to be anybody else.","This prototype magitek vehicle was developed by Garlond Ironworks to be a mode of transportation for a new era. A compact-but-powerful twin-bank ceruleum engine provides effortless acceleration which, coupled with the rugged chassis, allows it to devour rough terrain─such as that one might see on a desert island.","Latest technology! Revolutionary ideas!
+   - Razel Huizan the Stationary"
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-281,"Summon forth your alkonost, an imposing antlered avian native to northern Ilsabard.","Captured in the Bozjan wilderness, this creature was passed around as a curiosity before eventually being released again. From the start, it seemed unperturbed in the presence of men, leading some to believe it was trained by an imperial
-beastmaster.","How goes the training
+279,"Summon forth your mechanical lotus, a flower-shaped mode of transport with a spiritual aura.","Fashioned by the enigmatic Onishishu, this mechanical conveyance assumes the form of the lotus flower, a symbol of purity and sacredness in the East. Indeed, it gives off a distinctly spiritual aura, though how it does so is a jealously guarded secret.","Their purity is...astounding.
+   - Rammbroes"
+280,"Summon forth Fylgja, a dragon with a soft spot for heroes and songs.","Like her noble forebear Ratatoskr, Fylgja is passing fond of mankind, and traveled the world in search of mortals worthy of immortalizing in song. During the course of her journeys, she would encounter a soul who shone most brilliantly in battle. So moved was she by the hero's selfless valor, she chose to become <If(PlayerParameter(4))>her<Else/>his</If> follower.","Would you look at that─
+my dulcet voice has drawn
+yet another devoted follower!
+   - Ulala"
+281,"Summon forth your alkonost, an imposing antlered avian native to northern Ilsabard.","Captured in the Bozjan wilderness, this creature was passed around as a curiosity before eventually being released again. From the start, it seemed unperturbed in the presence of men, leading some to believe it was trained by an imperial beastmaster.","How goes the training
 for your avian mount?
    - Luquelot"
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@@ -906,23 +784,34 @@ sworn that troll was talking to you...
    - Roegadyn Gleaner"
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-291,"Summon forth your vinegaroon mount, a carnivorous scalekin with a jaw reminiscent of claws.","While it is common for dragons to use vinegaroons as servants, men have struggled to domesticate the creatures. In recent years, however, the gleaners have developed a successful training method, allowing them to be employed as
-beasts of burden.","Those vinegaroons are always chasing
+291,"Summon forth your vinegaroon mount, a carnivorous scalekin with a jaw reminiscent of claws.","While it is common for dragons to use vinegaroons as servants, men have struggled to domesticate the creatures. In recent years, however, the gleaners have developed a successful training method, allowing them to be employed as beasts of burden.","Those vinegaroons are always chasing
 after us moogles, snapping their bladed
 jaws and swinging their bladed tails.
    - Impatient Moogle"
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-293,"Summon forth your bluefeather lynx mount, which could be what a certain feathered familiar might look like as a large, winged feline.","A phantom creation composed of the esoteric power of dynamis. It is believed that the Endsinger brought forth this mysterious entity, but for what purpose is unclear. Could it be a tribute, perhaps, bestowed upon one who has overcome
-her aria of despair?","The light of hope shall ever
+293,"Summon forth your bluefeather lynx mount, which could be what a certain feathered familiar might look like as a large, winged feline.","A phantom creation composed of the esoteric power of dynamis. It is believed that the Endsinger brought forth this mysterious entity, but for what purpose is unclear. Could it be a tribute, perhaps, bestowed upon one who has overcome her aria of despair?","The light of hope shall ever
 guide our steps so long as we
 have the will to press onward.
    - Edmont de Fortemps"
-294,"Summon forth your megashiba mount─fluffy, living proof that massive can still be adorable.","Sold as a “mameshiba,” a nonexistent miniature Far Eastern dog, this creature continued to grow until it was larger than a man. But despite its prodigious size, it has somehow retained its cuteness, which it combines with the practicality
-of being ridable.","He's so fluffy!
+294,"Summon forth your megashiba mount─fluffy, living proof that massive can still be adorable.","Sold as a “mameshiba,” a nonexistent miniature Far Eastern dog, this creature continued to grow until it was larger than a man. But despite its prodigious size, it has somehow retained its cuteness, which it combines with the practicality of being ridable.","He's so fluffy!
    - T'maritaa"
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+299,"Summon forth your wondrous lanner, a proud bird with a fondness for fantastical tales.","Under the patronage of its mistress Rowena, this enchanted falcon has led a pampered life. Able to comprehend language, it loved nothing more than to listen to Khloe Aliapoh's tales, whose heroic protagonist it aspired to bear upon its back─in contest with another of Rowena's pets.","I doubt even my falcons
+could keep pace with it.
+   - Yugiri"
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+301,"","",""
+302,"Summon forth your Starlight steed, which, despite being an illusion, can bring very real joy to one and all.","The reindeer Blitzen, visiting from Sharlayan, gifted you this ridable glamour as a show of gratitude for your kind aid. From the creature itself to the presents, all is recreated in such impressive detail that it could only be considered a Starlight miracle.","It's a Starlight miracle!
+   - Nalipponcque"
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+304,"","",""
+305,"Summon forth your sunforged. Its searing flames consume all─with the exception of its owner, thankfully.","A product of the genius mind of Hephaistos, this fiery phantom creation combines two concepts─a flying snake and an immortal bird─and can shapeshift as the situation demands. Only the individual it recognizes as its master may ride it unscathed.","It tastes like burning...
+   - Hapless Boy"
+306,"Summon forth your lynx of imperious wind, which could be what a certain tempestuous archfiend might look like as a large, winged feline.","A phantom creation whose elemental aspect is tipped strongly towards astral wind. Its blustery wings call to mind the caprice of Barbariccia, archfiend of wind, but the origins of this familiar are shrouded in unrelenting storms.","Motes against the tempest.
+In vain do they struggle...
+   - Sonu Vanu"
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