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Josh Freeman 489ca19316 Patch 4.4
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40TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SEQ_00When there's more snow on the ground than hot meals on the table, all you can do is join Duvicauroix in a little snow–toss.
51TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SEQ_01Duvicauroix wants you to toss a snowball at him. Do as bade and /throw at the merry trader, making sure to aim first.
62TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SEQ_02You have learned that performing a /throw in a snowy spot lets you toss snowballs. Pleased with your zeal but disinclined to continue serving as your target, Duvicauroix suggests you seek out a snowman.
73TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SEQ_03You have found to your astonishment that the snowman seems hungry, but also that he refuses to eat anything that throws as weakly as you do. Prove yourself a worthy snack and /throw another snowball at him.
84TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SEQ_04Your second toss has done nothing to convince the frozen chatterbox. Take aim again and /throw hard to still the stream of criticism.
95TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SEQ_05The third toss has proven to be the charm, and the snowman is finally content with the quality of your throw. While the snowman's final warning to you is mildly unnerving, you take some comfort from the fact that no further mention was made of being eaten. Tell Duvicauroix of what has passed.
106TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SEQ_06Duvicauroix cheerily dismisses as a delusion your tutelage at the icy hands of a snowman. While you have no great desire to be leeched, you may want to consider some physicking if you continue hearing voices...
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2824TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_TODO_00/throw a snowball at Duvicauroix.
2925TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_TODO_01/throw a snowball at the snowman.
3026TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_TODO_02/throw again at the snowman.
3127TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_TODO_03/throw once more at the snowman.
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5248TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_001You learned the motion? How about we have ourselves some fun with it, huh? Reach on down into the powder and <72>F201F4</72><73>F201F5</73>throw<73>01</73><72>01</72> a goodly sized lump at me, hard as you can!
5349TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_002Though, make sure you take aim first, eh? Much as I'd get a good laugh out of it, I doubt Drividot here would fancy a face full of snow.
5450TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_010Just get me in your sights and <72>F201F4</72><73>F201F5</73>throw<73>01</73><72>01</72> your best snowball. No need to hold back─I'm not made of spun glass!
5551TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_011Just get me in your sights and <72>F201F4</72><73>F201F5</73>throw<73>01</73><72>01</72> your best snowball. No need to hold back─I won't hold a grudge!
5652TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_012Oof! Ohoho, you've got an arm to write songs about! Bet that felt good, eh? Hah, cold hands, warm heart─that's the secret to long living!
5753TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_013Really, there ain't much more to it─just <72>F201F4</72><73>F201F5</73>throw<73>01</73><72>01</72> where there's snow underfoot. 'Course, if you try to do the same on other kinds of ground, you'll end up with a fistful of nothing. And where's the gain in that?
5854TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_014Anyhow, what I like to do is toss snowballs at snowmen. That way, you can hurl 'em as hard as you fancy.
5955TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_015Snowmen don't mind─they're made of the same stuff, eh? Go on, give it a go. Try <72>F201F4</72><73>F201F5</73>throw<73>01</73><72>01</72>ing at the snowman right outside.
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6258TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_022(-Snowman-)...<Sheet(Race,PlayerParameter(71),0)/>. Is...throwing? Should I eat...? Maybe I eat.
6359TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_023(-Snowman-)No, I no eat dummy-dummy. Dummy-dummy throw like zero! Only become yummy-yummy if <72>F201F4</72><73>F201F5</73>throw<73>01</73><72>01</72> like hero!
6460TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_030(-Snowman-)Throw it to make show, show of strength! Throw to say, “Nothing to fear, the hero is here!”
6561TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_031(-Snowman-)You throw like zero, not hero! Aim for me, -!
6662TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_032(-Snowman-)Aim is yummy-yummy! Still much to fear, though, hero not here. <72>F201F4</72><73>F201F5</73>Throw<73>01</73><72>01</72> to me again!
6763TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_040(-Snowman-)You're a <If(PlayerParameter(4))>woman<Else/>man</If>, aren't you? A grown <If(PlayerParameter(4))>woman<Else/>man</If>! Stop crying and <72>F201F4</72><73>F201F5</73>throw<73>01</73><72>01</72>!
6864TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_041(-Snowman-)Mwack, no! That no throw. You do better. You throw throw!
6965TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_042(-Snowman-)Uwehehehe! Finally, a throw of a hero, all yummy, no ! There's snow on my boots! I happy now!
7066TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_043(-Snowman-)Snow tossed, hero made. I tired, need to sleep. Don't worry what they say. They call you crazy...
7167TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_SNOWMAN_000_044(-Snowman-)Revolutionaries always get called crazy.
7268TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_050There you are. You were at it a while! Nothing like a little hoarfrost on the nose hair, eh?
7369TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_051Snowman talked, you say? Don't see how... I rolled the thing myself, and it wasn't like I engaged a swivin' white mage.
7470TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_052Now, you go lie down a spell and don't go saying nothing to them inside. They'll figure you a winter–drunk for sure. They might even put you in for a leeching.
7571TEXT_GAIUSB615_01311_DUVICAUROIX_000_053Come by for another snow-toss when you're feeling less fanciful! This damned winter can't last forever. But if it does, maybe I'll start a snow–toss tourney, see if I can make a gil or two.