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10TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_SEQ_00Ellie has put her skills as a reporter to good use.
21TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_SEQ_01Inspector's Log: I have arrived in Costa del Sol. Somewhere in the realm, the masked fiend I pursue sets a leering eye on a poor, defenseless young maiden─a case that cries out for a gentleman inspector, if ever there were one. Employing my own stupendous powers of disguise, I have concealed myself among a group of Brass Blades, hoping to ascertain the identity of the “lapis maiden” mentioned by the thief. Thus far, I have gleaned little save for war stories and tales of drinking prowess, but I am certain it is only a matter of time before the answer is within my grasp!             * * * Employing her finely honed reporter's senses, Ellie has tracked down the identity of the lapis maiden─the daughter of a prominent Ul'dahn trader by the name of Arabella whose beauty has been the talk of the town, despite no one having actually seen her in the flesh. She further explains that the maiden has recently been betrothed to the son of a Lominsan trading mogul, and is to make a rare public appearance at a banquet to be held in the couple's honor. Surmising that the thief is likely to strike, Ellie declares her intention to travel to Costa del Sol and speak with the bride's father, Guguremu, and invites you to come along.
32TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_SEQ_02Your questioning of Guguremu was going nowhere fast, when it was interrupted by a familiar face─Consulting Inspector Briardien, who confidently declares his intention to capture the thief and see the lapis maiden delivered from harm. To Briardien's chagrin, he was not the first sleuth to arrive at the scene. After venting his frustrations on Hildibrand─agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire─by slapping him silly with a steaming fish, the consulting inspector summarily sends his self–styled rival to canvass the area while enlisting your help in following up on what he believes to be a more promising line of inquiry. Rendezvous with Briardien on the outskirts of Costa del Sol and see what he has in mind.
43TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_SEQ_03If Inspector Briardien's deductions are correct, then the phantom thief has already infiltrated the banquet by assuming the identity of one of the Brass Blades of the Gerbera, hired by Master Guguremu to serve as bodyguards at the banquet. He further explains that he was informed by Brass Blades stationed in and around Costa del Sol that one of their men has gone missing. Search the area around Bloodshore for the missing Blade, that you might glean from him some information as to how the thief intends to strike.
54TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_SEQ_04You have tracked down the missing Brass Blade, hands tied and stripped to his skivvies behind a hill on the sands of Bloodshore. Relieved to be free, the man explains that his orders called for him to guard Morgant, Yalto Nolto, and Lewenhart. This information leads Inspector Briardien to surmise that the phantom thief has now assumed the identity of one of these three men. While Briardien leads the wounded man back to safety, he asks you to return to Costa del Sol to see that Hildibrand is not stirring up any unneeded trouble.
65TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_SEQ_05No sooner have you spoken the names of Briardien's three suspects than does Hildibrand boldly announce his intentions to apprehend the thief himself. Needless to say, nothing could possibly go wrong with this. To begin your own line of questioning, speak with Morgant, father of the groom–to–be.
76TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_SEQ_06Your conversation with Morgant, his son Vannes, and Guguremu revealed nothing warranting much suspicion─with the possible exception of Hildibrand himself, whose vaunted Manderville art of parley succeeded only in arousing Guguremu's ire. Hildibrand, insisting that somehow everything is going according to his grand plan, confidently strides off to question Yalto Nolto and Lewenhart.
87TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_SEQ_07Neither Yalto Nolto nor Lewenhart did or said much to give cause for suspicion. Never one to lose heart, Hildibrand goes off to investigate the supply of emergency foodstuffs of which Lewenhart spoke, hoping to find some contradiction that might give him reason to suspect the servant's words.
98TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_SEQ_08Upon finding dangerous explosives concealed amidst crates and coconuts, Hildibrand raises his voice in triumph, believing the culprit's cover blown. However, his confidence is quickly shattered by the cheerful voice of his own assistant, who innocently claims credit for the bombs. Despite being back to square one with no clues to follow, there is no time for self–pity, for Inspector Briardien is quickly approaching the scene. Fearing the consequences if the inspector were to discover the explosives, let alone the fact that Nashu─and by extension, the rest of you─was responsible for them, Ellie suggests that Hildibrand and Nashu make a discreet retreat while you and she move to head Briardien off at the pass.
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2524TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_TODO_00Speak with Guguremu at Costa del Sol.
2625TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_TODO_01Speak with Briardien.
2726TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_TODO_02Track down the missing Brass Blade.
2827TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_TODO_03Speak with Hildibrand.
2928TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_TODO_04Speak with Morgant.
3029TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_TODO_05Speak with Yalto Nolto.
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4948TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_000Ah, there you are! I've been doing some investigating of my own since we last parted. I believe I've found our “lapis maiden.”
5049TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_001The girl's name is Arabella, daughter of one Master Guguremu, a prominent member of the East Aldenard Trading Company. Her eyes and hair a most exceptional shade of blue, her beauty is the talk of the sultanate.
5150TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_002Her *purported* beauty, I should say. You see, none have actually seen the girl in the flesh. Apparently her father is the overprotective sort. Some say that the maiden has never set foot outside the family's well-guarded estate.
5251TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_003But all this is about to change. Rumor has it that the girl is to be wed. And not just to anyone, mind you─to the heir to the Brugaire Consortium.
5352TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_004The formal announcement is set to be made at a commemorative feast, to be jointly hosted by the two family businesses. The venue is Costa del Sol, where preparations are going on as we speak.
5453TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_005Word on the street is that the bride-to-be will be making a rare public appearance. It is here that the thief intends to strike─I couldn't be more certain of it!
5554TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_006Piqued your interest, have I? My sources tell me that the bride's father is already in Costa del Sol overseeing the preparations. This is one scoop I'm not going to miss, and you're welcome to come along!
5655TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_010This is Master Guguremu of the East Aldenard Trading Company, and father of the bride. Let's see what he can tell us.
5756TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_GUGUREMU_000_030You're not one of my associates! This banquet is for invited guests only. If you have no business here, be on your way at once!
5857TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_031Beg pardon, good sir. My name is Ellie, reporter for the *Mythril Eye*. If I might have just a moment of─
5958TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_032Ah, yes, that two-gil sensationalist rag. I read your tiresome screed about the self-styled “phantom thief” and his letter of challenge. If you have come to tell me my daughter is in danger, I can assure you that your concern is entirely unwarranted.
6059TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_033I have not kept my Arabella safe to this day to see her whisked away from me by some fly-by-night rogue. I have spared no expense in securing the best protection that money can buy.
6160TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_GUGUREMU_000_034...The Brass Blades of the Gerbera, an elite unit of the most lethal swordsmen in the sultanate. They say one of them once caused a man's heart to burst just by looking at him askance. The moment they set eyes on the would-be thief will be his last.
6261TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_035...If the thief is obliging enough to allow himself to be *seen*. Or do those goggles serve some purpose other than making the wearer look utterly ridiculous?
6362TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_GUGUREMU_000_036Consulting Inspector Briardien...your reputation precedes you. And what, pray tell, would you propose? I have promised some of the wealthiest men in the realm that my daughter will be attending the festivities. To renege on my word would have dire implications for the family trade.
6463TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_038My proposal is a simple one: entrust the investigation to me. The thief will be in shackles before the banquet commences, and it will cost you not a whit of your precious gil.
6564TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_GUGUREMU_000_039...Very well. Let us see if your reputation is deserved. But consider yourself warned: greater fortunes than *you* will ever know hinge upon this banquet. I will not tolerate any disturbances.
6665TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_037Such touching concern for his coinpurse. If only he could muster the same for his daughter.
6766TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_040But do tell, Inspector. After he slipped under our noses the last time, what makes you so confident that you can catch our thief this time around?
6867TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_041Our man may boast a thousand faces, but he has but a single *modus operandi*, and it is painfully obvious. A letter of challenge. A precious treasure whisked away from its rightful owner in the broad light of day.
6968TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_042This tells me that our thief is an attention seeker with supreme confidence in his abilities. Doubtless he means to target the maiden using the same methods he used to abscond with the Treaty-Blade.
7069TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_043Even now, the fiend is in our midst, having assumed the identity of someone who will be in close proximity to Miss Arabella at the feast. I have already narrowed the field.
7170TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_100_043Arabella's betrothed, Vannes, would be an obvious target for our thief. So, too, would be his father, Morgant.
7271TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_044Yalto Nolto and his wife, Sainana, the guests of honor, will give a toast to the couple's happiness. Both will be standing close to the stage where the bride-to-be is set to appear.
7372TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_045Needless to say, we cannot rule out Guguremu himself. Finally, we have Lewenhart, a steward of Guguremu's estate and Miss Arabella's personal attendant.
7473TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_046All the key players save for the lapis maiden herself have assembled in Costa del Sol. Doubtless the phantom thief lurks among them, his face concealed, gathering information and planning his course of attack.
7574TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_047We will begin our questioning of the suspects immediately. Should you encounter any suspicious individuals, you are to report back to me at...once...
7675TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_048Hildibrand Manderville! I could smell the stench of idiocy and incompetence from a malm away!
7776TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_049The pleasure is all mine, *contriving* Inspector Briardien! Forgive me for not revealing myself sooner. I was simply conducting a bit of preliminary undercover investigative work.
7877TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_050Yet to see through my ingenious disguise with such ease! Yes, I daresay your powers of observation rival even my own! Fear not, friends! I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, have arrived to defend the maiden's honor as only a Manderville man can!
7978TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_051He does realize there's still a fish on his head...doesn't he?
8079TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_052Good inspector, I realize we have not seen eye to monocle in the past. But a fair maiden's virtue─mayhap her very *life*─is at stake! From one gentleman to another, let us put aside our differences. Yes, I would welcome your assistance in this case!
8180TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_053*Me*, assist *you*? Aren't you a funny man.
8281TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_054Oh, it makes no matter. My plan is so flawless that not even your bungling can interfere this time. If *you* wish to assist *me*, you may do so by keeping watch over the suspects.
8382TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_055In the meantime, I have a promising lead to investigate. I shall return before the banquet begins. While I know this may be asking much, do try not to do anything too stupid in my absence, will you?
8483TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_056I would speak with you, but not here. I will be waiting for you outside Costa del Sol. Come quickly, for we do not have the luxury of time.
8584TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_070It is not by fate's whimsy that we have been reunited here today, friend! You were destined to be by my side as I apprehend the fiend and defend the fair maiden's virtue!
8685TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_075Inspector Briardien seems to have taken a liking to you. You should be proud. As you can see by his treatment of someone we know, the man doesn't suffer fools lightly.
8786TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_100You've come. Excellent. With that buffoon suitably distracted, we can get to more important matters. But before we proceed, what might I call you?
8887TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_101An unremarkable name, but it will suffice. Now answer me this, Player. You were there when the phantom thief, in the guise of Lady Durilda, stole off with the Treaty-Blade. Was there anything about our foe's disguise that struck you as particularly noteworthy?
8988TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_Q1_000_000What struck you about the phantom thief's disguise?
9089TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_A1_000_010The identical appearance.
9190TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_A1_000_020The perfect mannerisms.
9291TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_A1_000_030That is for me to know.
9392TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_110The obvious answer... And yet all too many─a certain self-styled gentleman comes to mind─could not recognize a clue if it hit them upside the face.
9493TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_111Your observation is astute. A thorough inspection of the mask left behind at the scene revealed a tiny prism sewn into the fabric. It is this stone that allows him to change appearances at will.
9594TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_112Clearly, our man is no ordinary thief. Magicks far outside the grasp of the commonfolk are at his disposal. This, in itself, gives us insight into his identity, and his ways.
9695TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_113...And yet, this is not what caught my eye. No, from movements to mannerisms, to that utterly obnoxious personality, the thief did not merely *look* like Lady Durilda, he *was* her. Such a feat could not be accomplished by magical trickery alone.
9796TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_114...Intriguing. Where most would point out the sheer physical perfection of the disguise, you turn an eye within...
9897TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_115A thorough inspection of the mask left behind at the scene revealed a tiny prism sewn into the fabric. It is this stone that allows him to change appearances at will. And yet, like you, this was of secondary concern to me.
9998TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_116From movements to mannerisms, to that utterly obnoxious personality, the thief did not merely *look* like Lady Durilda, he *was* her. Such a feat could not be accomplished by magical trickery alone.
10099TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_130You keep your observations to yourself─that, or you have none of import. Either way, I can respect a woman who would listen instead of speak.
101100TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_131There are two aspects of the phantom thief's costume that drew my interest. First, the utter perfection of the physical disguise.
102101TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_132A thorough inspection of the mask left behind at the scene revealed a tiny prism sewn into the fabric. It is this stone that allows him to change appearances at will. This, however, was of secondary concern to me.
103102TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_133From movements to mannerisms, to that utterly obnoxious personality, the thief did not merely *look* like Lady Durilda, he *was* her. Such a feat could not be accomplished by magical trickery alone.
104103TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_140We are dealing with a clever and thorough criminal. Not content to rely on his ample powers of disguise, he studies his targets closely before assuming their identities. He emulates them utterly and completely, that not even their closest friends or family could detect that aught is amiss...
105104TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_141All the key players arrived at Costa del Sol three days ago, when preparations for the banquet began. This would afford our thief more than enough time to study his would-be target.
106105TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_142And yet, some disguises are more challenging than others. Put yourself in the mind of our phantom, Player. If you were the thief, whose identity would you *first* assume?
107106TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_Q2_000_000The thief's first assumed identity?
108107TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_A2_000_010A Brass Blade.
109108TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_A2_000_020One of the guests.
110109TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_A2_000_030I will not say.
111110TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_150...Precisely. Clearly you are far less useless than the bumbling inspector whose company you keep.
112111TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_155...Would he? The guests are well acquainted with each other─one misstep and the thief's cover would be blown. No, there is a more logical first target, one that would afford him the opportunity to gather the knowledge he needs, and at less risk. Yes, one of the Brass Blades of the Gerbera.
113112TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_160I had hoped you would prove more insightful. And yet it matters not, for the answer is self-evident. Our thief's first target? One of the Brass Blades of the Gerbera.
114113TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_165Strong in number, few of words. Able to come and go as they please. A fearsome reputation to scare away any who would draw near enough to realize something was amiss. An ideal entry into Costa del Sol for our man.
115114TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_166Deducing as much, I made a point to question Brass Blades in the area. Little to my surprise, I learned that there was one man who had not been seen at his favorite alehouse for three days past.
116115TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_167Our thief has not made a habit of wanton murder. Doubtless the poor man is lying naked in a ditch not far from here.
117116TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_168In addition to general security duties, each of the Blades has been assigned to serve as bodyguard for one or more of the guests. If the man can tell us of his assigned charge, like as not, his answer will reveal the current identity of our thief.
118117TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_169Our thief would not have had the time to carry the unconscious man far. I will canvass the immediate area. You begin your search on the outskirts of Costa del Sol.
119118TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_180Like as not, the missing Brass Blade is lying naked in a ditch somewhere. Begin your search in the vicinity of Costa del Sol. With our thief pressed for time, it is not likely he would have carried the poor man far.
120119TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_200Excellent. You are one of the less incompetent assistants I have worked with.
121120TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_DOUJINDAN01438_000_201Th-Thank the gods! Please, free me from these chains before the snippers eat me alive!
122121TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_202...There. Now, tell me all that you can remember about what happened to you. And try to be brief.
123122TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_DOUJINDAN01438_000_203W-We'd just arrived in Costa del Sol. Had a briefin' of sorts. Master Guguremu gave us each our orders─who we'd be lookin' after and the like. Had a mind to tour the area, get my bearin's. Next thing I knew, I felt a *thwack* on the back o' my head. When I came to, here I was, stripped to my skivvies─
124123TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_206...Much to the chagrin of those of us who have to look at you. You say you received orders from Master Guguremu. Who was to be your charge?
125124TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_DOUJINDAN01438_000_207My memory's hazy, but...ah! One was Morgant, father o' the groom. The other was a Lalafellin gent from Limsa...
126125TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_208...Yalto Nolto. Now try your best to remember. Were there any other guests with whom you were ordered to interact?
127126TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_DOUJINDAN01438_000_209Come to think of it, yes. There was also the steward, Lewenhart. I was to review with him the schedule of events, discuss the protection o' key supplies─that sort o' thing.
128127TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_210...Morgant, Yalto Nolto, and Lewenhart. Thank you. For an incompetent fool, your testimony has proved astonishingly enlightening.
129128TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_100_210I shall see this man back to the city and into the possession of some new clothes, after which I shall return to Costa del Sol to continue the investigation.
130129TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_BRIARDIEN_000_211Go on ahead of me and, for the love of the gods, just make sure that imbecile doesn't cause too much trouble in my absence.
131130TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_300Ah, there you are, friend! And not a moment too soon, for I was about to commence my investigation in earnest! Tell me, did your and Inspector Briardien's avenue of inquiry bear fruit?
132131TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_301Morgant, Yalto Nolto, and the steward Lewenhart, you say? This does not surprise me. Yes, I had considered them all exceptionally suspicious from the start.
133132TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_302With the lapis maiden in danger, we cannot afford a moment's delay! I, Hildibrand, shall have our thief in shackles before the inspector returns!
134133TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_303Fear not, friend. The inspector shall be none the wiser! Hah hah! If he had hoped to nab the fiend for himself, he should not have simplified the task for me so!
135134TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_304Ah! There is one of our suspects standing suspiciously under that canopy over there. Just you wait, fiend! I shall rip the mask from your face and reveal you for the rogue that you are!
136135TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_350The lucky father of the groom–to–be, or the fiend who would sully the maiden's virtue? In a matter of moments, all shall be revealed!
137136TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_400Stand back, friend! The man we pursue is a criminal mastermind. The merest slip of the tongue could put our case─nay, our very *lives*─in danger!
138137TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_401But have no fear. Miss Ellie! Ready your quill, that you might record my every word as I employ the time–honored art of parley─handed down from Manderville men of ages past─to reveal our foe.
139138TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_402I can think of few topics that would interest my readers *less* than your blatherings. Just catch the thief so I can have my story, would you?
140139TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_403Don't worry, Inspector! I brought my quill and journal, too. Your adoring fans won't miss a word!
141140TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_404Capital! This is why you are my favorite assistant, Nashu. Now behold as I ensnare our prey with a web of words leading to his inevitable demise!
142141TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_405Good evening, Master Guguremu! And a fine evening it must be─for you most of all! Allow me to offer my most heartfelt congratulations on your betrothal to the enchanting Miss Arabella!
143142TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_GUGUREMU_000_406What is this nonsense!? Arabella is my *daughter*, you─ Just who in the seven hells *are* you, anyway!? Guards! Guards!!!
144143TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_MORGANT_000_407Ahahaha! Now 'old yer chocobos, Guguremu. I recognize the lad. This is Hildibrand, agent of enquiry an' inspector extraordinaire. Come to save the lovely lass from the clutches o' the phantom thief, 'ave ye? I reckon we owe the man our gratitude. Aye, Vannes?
145144TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_VANNES_000_408The phantom thief? Balderdash and rot, if you ask me. That said, my betrothed must be quite the beauty, indeed, to have such rumors told about her. Perhaps she's worthy of me, after all. Haha!
146145TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_409He exudes an unusual degree of confidence for such an effete, fashion–challenged youth. Most suspicious!
147146TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_410...He's a damn sight easier on the eyes than you.
148147TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_MORGANT_000_411Ahaha! That's me Vannes, ever calm in the face o' danger. Truly 'is father's son.
149148TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_GUGUREMU_000_412A worthy heir to the Brugaire Consortium, and a worthy match for my daughter, I must say. Yes, I foresee many years of prosperity for our families─or *family*, I should say! Ho ho!
150149TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_GUGUREMU_100_412Which reminds me, Master Vannes. Arabella asked me to convey her gratitude to you for the golden clasp you sent some months ago. It has not left her neck since the day.
151150TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_VANNES_100_412Oh, that little trinket? 'Twas nothing. Tell your daughter the greatest treasures in the realm will be hers once we are wed. Ahaha!
152151TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_414The time–honored Manderville art of parley!? We'd be sleeping with the fishes now had Morgant not spoke up on your behalf! That said, nothing about the interactions between the three struck me as particularly unnatural.
153152TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_415Hah hah hah! Let us not rush to conclusions, Miss Ellie. A gentleman fancies a more methodical approach. Yes, everything is proceeding according to my master plan!
154153TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_416Whoops! I was supposed to be taking this down, wasn't I? “Everything is proceeding according to my master plan...”
155154TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_417I sought only to earn the trust of the families before confronting Yalto Nolto and Lewenhart, who have aroused my suspicion from the start. Come, we have a thief to apprehend!
156155TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_430Yalto Nolto and Lewenhart... One of the two wears a mask, but which? With a few words, all will be revealed!
157156TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_YALTONOLTO_000_500Mm? I've not seen yer faces 'round here. With the East Aldenard Trading Company, are ye?
158157TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_501Wh-Why, yes, good sir, very much with them! Some might even say we *are* the East Aldenard Trading Company! Hah hah hah!
159158TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_YALTONOLTO_000_502Oho! Pleasure to meet ye. Do tell─is the lapis maiden as lovely as they say? Sainana here's no slouch herself, but like me she's gettin' on in years. Er, no offense intended, my dear.
160159TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_YALTONOLTO_000_503Oh, but where are me manners? Yalto Nolto o' the Brugaire Consortium, and this is me wife, Sainana. I look forward to many profitable dealin's with you and yours in the moons and years to come.
161160TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_YALTONOLTO_100_503Aye, I daresay this weddin'─an' the joinin' together of our family businesses─couldn't be happenin' at a better time. What with all manner o' fell beasts and beastmen takin' aim at our wares...
162161TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_YALTONOLTO_000_504Why, just the other day, a shipment of imported foodstuffs was waylaid by the Mandragoras. Nasty buggers, the lot o' them. If I were twenty years younger, I'd dice them up meself and make a salad out o'─
163162TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_YALTONOLTO_000_505Mm? Ye *have* heard o' the Mandragoras, haven't ye?
164163TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_506B-But of course! I once spent a year honing body and mind with the Fist of Rhalgr. My fellow monks and I would chant several hundred mantra-whatsits a day!
165164TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_507...And your food stores were occasionally raided by the ruthless band of rogue vegetables known as the *Mandragoras*, yes?
166165TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_508Would it kill you to read the *Mythril Eye* and educate yourself from time to time?
167166TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_LEWENHART_000_509A fearsome lot, they are. Rumor has it that they'll not rest until every fruit or vegetable harvested for consumption has been freed from captivity. Why, they struck at the larder here just days ago. Our supplies were decimated.
168167TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_LEWENHART_000_510Fear not, milady. I was able to arrange for an emergency shipment to replace the stolen produce. It arrived safely some time ago.
169168TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_YALTONOLTO_000_511Settle down, Sainana. Forgive me wife─she's always sayin' how meat is bad for her figure. And with that, I'd best go prepare me speech. Carry on, lads!
170169TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_512Criminy! None of those three were suspicious in the least! But we must not give up hope, lest he of many faces have the last laugh!
171170TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_513Where there is a will, a gentleman shall find a way! Come, Nashu! We must move quickly, or the lapis maiden shall not be the only one to come to harm!
172171TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_514You speak so fast, Inspector! The sign of a quick mind, I'm sure! Now, where was I? “Give up hope”...“he of many faces will laugh last”...“the lapis maiden shall not be the only one to come to harm”...
173172TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_515I'm not sure that captures the inspector's intended meaning...
174173TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_516But this is no time for us to be standing around! Inspector Briardien will be back any moment now, and he's not the type to suffer excuses.
175174TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_517Quite so, Miss Ellie! Fortunately, I have a plan. Let us investigate the foodstuffs of which Master Lewenhart spoke. Should we find any contradictions in his testimony, we can consider the man a prime suspect!
176175TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_518Inspector Briardien will be back before long. Come, Nashu! This is no time to delay!
177176TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_540Look at this! Now there's water...now there isn't! Now there's water...
178177TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_550These crates must contain the foodstuffs of which Master Lewenhart spoke. At a glance, they do not appear particularly suspicious, but our investigation must not be deterred!
179178TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_555Some of those coconuts don't look like coconuts...
180179TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_600Crates of assorted foodstuffs and a veritable host of luscious–looking coconuts. It appears that our man Lewenhart spoke...true...?
181180TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_601Y-Ye gads!
182181TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_100_601Are those *explosives* I spy concealed amongst these coconuts!? Perhaps I spoke in haste! It would appear that we have found our phantom thief, after all!
183182TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_602Oh, those are mine, Inspector! I was looking for a place to set them down, you see, and those coconuts were looking awfully lonely...
184183TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_603Nashu! Far be it from me to cast doubt on your choice of hobbies, but what in the name of the Twelve would possess you to bring your creations to an investigation!?
185184TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_604Well, they were so helpful in jogging your memory that one time, and I just thought... Er, does this mean you won't be needing this piece of driftwood, either?
186185TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_605Your enthusiasm is always admirable, Nashu, but in this event, I fear it somewhat misdirected. Now, set the driftwood down over there and concentrate on taking your notes like the astute assistant you are.
187186TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_606I say, we are most fortunate that *confounding* Inspector Briardien is otherwise occupied at the moment. Were he to chance upon this scene, he would veritably explode in rage!
188187TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_607Now, let us dispose of these things before an errant ember sends us all to a fiery demise.
189188TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_NASHUMHAKARACCA_000_608“Confounding Inspector Briardien”...“explode”...“a fiery demise”... Got it!
190189TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_609Are you sure about that...?
191190TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_610...Uh-oh. Don't look now, but someone has returned at the absolute worst possible time.
192191TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_611You two were supposed to be keeping an eye on the suspects and staying out of trouble, yes? The inspector will have a fit if he sees you here.
193192TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_612B-But, Miss Ellie! Should Inspector Briardien come upon these explosives, the consequences will be even more dire!
194193TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_ELLIE_000_613Player and I will see that the inspector keeps a wide berth of this beach. You two just get out of here, and be quick about it!
195194TEXT_CHRHDB301_01438_HILDIBRAND_000_614Quick thinking, Miss Ellie! Come, Nashu─we shall return for your creations once Inspector Briardien has been led safely from the scene. Investigation calls us, and we must heed its cry!