ffxiv-datamining/csv/quest/030/BanAna002_03037.csv

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4	0	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_00	Alpa's plans for Castellum Velodyna are facing opposition. ※The difficulty of this quest will be synced to your current level.
5	1	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_01	Castellum Velodyna looms large over Ala Mhigo, and it is a constant reminder of years of suffering at the hands of the Garleans that many citizens would rather see destroyed. Alpa seeks to placate those who oppose her project by introducing traditional Ala Mhigan designs, but she lacks the knowledge required to make informed choices. You suggest speaking to Tahla Molkoh stationed at Castrum Oriens, who is a wellspring of information on local history. ※Please note that the difficulty of this quest has been synced to your current level. Furthermore, you may not proceed with a class or job that is different from when you accepted this quest.
6	2	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_02	Tahla Molkoh recommends the traditional motif of a pair of griffins, which symbolizes everlasting loyalty. This gives Alpa the idea of crafting a pair of metal griffin statues to decorate the castellum. Feeling that it would be best to base the sculptures on a real griffin, J'olhmyn suggests consulting Giff the beast trainer at Rhalgr's Reach.
7	3	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_03	Giff expresses his opposition to the Gatekeepers and their plans for the castellum, but promises to supply a griffin as thanks for your commitment to the Resistance. He will meet with you and the others in Castellum Velodyna.
8	4	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_04	Giff reaches the castellum as promised, but is displeased when he hears that his griffin will be used as a basis for Alpa's statues. Although he is reluctant to help with what he considers to be a pointless endeavor, he agrees all the same. According to Giff, a griffin is at its most dynamic when creating its characteristic gusts of wind, with which they subdue their prey. Much to his surprise, Alpa expresses a desire to experience this powerful attack for herself to better understand the true nature of the winged beast. As Giff refuses to have any further part in this absurd plan, Alpa nominates you to ride the griffin.
9	5	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_05	You climb atop the griffin and find that it responds well to your commands. Next, you head in Alpa's direction and prepare to unleash a buffet of wind.
10	6	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_06	Though struck with the full force of the blast, Alpa appears to be unscathed. Unfortunately, she instinctively closed her eyes due to the power of the blast. She asks you to make another attempt.
11	7	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_07	The griffin whips a second gust of air towards Alpa. Despite making a concerted effort to keep her eyes open, she is only able to catch a glimpse of the creature. She steels herself for one more blast.
12	8	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_08	This time, Alpa is able to witness the awe-inspiring spectacle of the griffin as it summons forth a buffet of wind. Her study of the fearsome creature is now complete and she prepares to capture its majesty in metallic form.
13	9	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SEQ_09	Alpa's skill as a metalworker is something to behold and Giff is quick to shower her with praise. Despite once being vehemently opposed to her plans for Velodyna, he offers the services of the Resistance's griffin riders. The young captain has succeeded in protecting the castellum from demolition and bolstered the ranks of the Gatekeepers in one deft move.
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28	24	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TODO_00	Speak with Tahla Molkoh at Castrum Oriens.
29	25	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TODO_01	Speak with Giff in Rhalgr's Reach.
30	26	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TODO_02	Speak with Alpa at Castellum Velodyna.
31	27	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TODO_03	Speak with Giff.
32	28	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TODO_04	Use the griffin's Buffet ability on Alpa.
33	29	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TODO_05	Use the griffin's Buffet ability on Alpa again.
34	30	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TODO_06	Use the griffin's Buffet ability on Alpa yet again.
35	31	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TODO_07	Speak with Alpa.
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52	48	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_100_001	Oh, there you are, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>. We've just received a report from Eshana.
53	49	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_100_001	I'll read it out.
54	50	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_200_001	"At present, the broodmother's skin is smooth.“ Wait─What in Rhalgr's name is this?
55	51	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_300_001	Good news, that's what. While it's sssmooth, we still have time before she needs to molt. Once it starts to dry, we'll know the day of the inspection is approaching.
56	52	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_400_001	Well, I'll take your word for it! As much as I'd love to spend all day talking about your mother's skin, isn't there something else we were going to discuss?
57	53	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_001	Yesss, there is. A problem's come up and I could use your advice. The castellum is under threat of demolition!
58	54	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_100_002	Hold your chocobos─nothing's been decided yet. Perhaps you should start from the beginning for <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>'s sake.
59	55	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_002	As you know, this was originally an imperial sssupply depot. That great big tower in the middle was built as an airship dock, which we now use for surveying the surrounding area. You can see for malms from up there!
60	56	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_003	The trouble is, some of the Resistance members think we should blow the whole thing up! “It's a constant reminder of the days of imperial rule!” they say, but they're letting sentiment cloud their judgment─it's too important to lose.
61	57	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_004	They're also forgetting that we don't have the time or resources to build a new bridge. And while we mull things over, there's no telling what those lunatics will do!
62	58	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_050_004	Suffice it to say, we're in a bit of a bind.
63	59	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_100_004	We can't let anyone tear it down. If the castellum is destroyed, it would mean the end of the Gatekeepers. I'd have no choice but to return to Vira Nilya.
64	60	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_005	Luckily, I have an idea. We Vira decorate our villages differently to the Qalyana's, which makes them easy to tell apart.
65	61	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_006	We should be able to do the same thing with this place. If we make something to symbolize that the castellum is part of Ala Mhigo, we won't need to do anything drastic like rebuilding it from scratch.
66	62	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_007	You know, that's not such a bad idea! But what exactly did you have in mind?
67	63	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_008	It needs to be traditional─something distinctly Ala Mhigan. To be honest, I don't know much about ssstriders and their culture. Do you have any suggestions, J'olhmyn?
68	64	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_009	I suppose the most obvious thing would be the griffin on the Ala Mhigan flag, but that's no good.
69	65	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_010	It was also the symbol of the royal family, which includes the mad king Theodoric, of course. I don't think people would appreciate being reminded of him. Sorry Alpa, nothing else springs to mind.
70	66	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_011	Hmmm... Many peoples live throughout Gyr Abania, and we'll struggle to please them all. We would benefit from an outsider's opinion, sssomeone unbiased towards the needs of any particular group.
71	67	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_100_011	They'd need to know a lot about local hissstory too. <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>, can you think of anyone?
72	68	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_Q1_000_000	What will you say?
73	69	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_A1_000_001	There's an Adder officer at Castrum Oriens who springs to mind.
74	70	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_A1_000_002	Sssorry, no one I know fitsss the bill.
75	71	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_013	That's a shame. I thought you would've met sssomeone on your travels. Try thinking a bit harder!
76	72	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_014	Tahla Molkoh? Right! It's decided. We'll meet you there.
77	73	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_000_020	The mighty Griffin's Bane has descended upon Castrum Oriens once more!
78	74	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_100_020	We really appreciate your help with that whole Black Rose debacle. We've only just finished cleaning up the mess left behind by the Qalyana.
79	75	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_021	Did she just say “Griffin's Bane”? What does that mean?
80	76	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_022	A title, I'd wager. Maybe we ought to call <If(PlayerParameter(4))>her<Else/>him</If> that too?
81	77	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_000_023	Really now! There's no need to be so coy about it. I can think of no better tribute to your remarkable feats of heroism!
82	78	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_024	I think we'll stick to just “<Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>” for now. Anyway, I'm Alpa, captain of the Velodyna Gatekeepers. You might be wondering what brings us here. We'd like to asssk your opinion.
83	79	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_000_025	While I cannot guarantee I'll be able to provide the assistance you seek, I'll do my utmost to help nevertheless.
84	80	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_026	I heard you know a lot about Ala Mhigan hissstory...
85	81	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_000_027	I see your point. Visitors to Ala Mhigo probably won't think highly of being ushered through a former imperial stronghold upon arrival. I agree that it should celebrate Ala Mhigo's unique culture.
86	82	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_000_028	A griffin design should meet your requirements.
87	83	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_029	That was our one and only idea. We were worried that using the crest of the old royal family would dredge up a lot of unpleasant memories.
88	84	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_000_030	If it were a single griffin, that may be the case. However, I propose using a pair of griffins.
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90	86	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_100_031	Once they find a mate they become inseparable. In Gyr Abanian heraldry, a pair of griffins rampant has represented undying loyalty since time immemorial.
91	87	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_032	In that case, I should use my metalworking skills to craft two griffin sculptures!
92	88	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_033	Thanks for your advice, Tahla! Come and visit us at the castellum sssometime!
93	89	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_000_034	It would be my pleasure! I wish you the best of luck.
94	90	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_035	I'll start gathering metal for the statues. It might take me a while, especially if we're making two of them. Alpa, you go and find other Ananta to help with the crafting.
95	91	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_100_035	<Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>, would you be able to bring us a griffin? I imagine it would be hard to sculpt one without seeing the real thing from up close. Probably best to use a tamed one though.
96	92	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_036	Giff the griffin handler over at the Reach ought to be able to sort something out. If I were you, I'd start by having a word with him.
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98	94	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_045
99	95	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_050	What can I do for you?
100	96	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_051	Eh? You've got a friend who wants to “borrow” a griffin? Who do you want me to take it to?
101	97	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_052	Alpa? The leader of those damn fools hellsbent on preserving Velodyna? Hmph. You ask me, they ought to blow the bloody thing to smithereens and be done with it!
102	98	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_053	But, well...since it's you that's asking, I suppose I can oblige. Go on ahead─I'll meet you there with the griffin.
103	99	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_TAHLAMOLKOH_000_055	So Griffin's Bane is tasked with procuring an actual griffin? I hope you'll treat this one better than the last!
104	100	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_100_061	How did it go?
105	101	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_060	Sorry to keep you waiting, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>─I got a bit delayed on the way over. Anyway, here's the griffin as requested.
106	102	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_061	It's beautiful! The statues should turn out wonderfully if I fashion them in the image of this fine ssspecimen.
107	103	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_100_061	Statues? What are you talking about? <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/> didn't mention that!
108	104	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_200_061	I want to decorate the entrance with a pair of griffin sssculptures to welcome travelers into Ala Mhigo. They'll be based on your griffin!
109	105	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_300_061	You mean to say me and my griffin came all the way here for some bloody statues? You snot-nosed little gobshite─sod off back to Vira Nilya so we can smash this bridge down!
110	106	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ESHANA_410_062	Show sssome respect! She is our captain. We will not allow you to ssspeak to her like that.
111	107	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_420_062	Captain, eh? I don't see how anyone could take orders from her─she's just a child!
112	108	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ESHANA_430_062	Listen well, ssstrider. When I first volunteered for the Resissstance, every unit I tried to join rejected me. For all my determination, I simply lack the ssstrength needed for frontline warfare. I had no purpose, nowhere to go but back to my village.
113	109	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ESHANA_440_062	That was until Alpa asked me to work as a weaponsssmith. She showed me that I do not need to be a fighter to contribute.
114	110	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ESHANA_450_062	She may be young, but she has earned our loyalty.
115	111	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_460_061	Eshana, I─
116	112	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_470_062	I couldn't give a Qiqirn's arse! I'm only here because <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/> asked me. <sigh> Let's just get this over with.
117	113	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_480_061	You'll help? I won't forget this!
118	114	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_500_061	If you're going to make a statue of a griffin, you'd better do a good job of it. They look impressive enough when they're standing still, but have you ever seen one buffet its prey with a blast of wind? Now that's something special.
119	115	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_600_061	No, I haven't! I'd like to experience these buffeting winds for myself.
120	116	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_700_061	Is...is this some sort of joke?
121	117	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_800_061	Do I look like I'm joking?
122	118	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_900_061	The girl's gone stark raving mad! If she wants to have this griffin attack her with the force of a hurricane, that's her business─just leave me out of it!
123	119	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_100_062	Fine. You're not the only one around here capable of riding a griffin! <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>, I hear you're quite experienced with chocobos and whatnot. Why don't you give it a try? Hit me with a buffet of wind!
124	120	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_200_062	We should probably find somewhere else to do this. Our comrades might find being asssaulted by bellowing winds a bit distracting, to put it mildly. I'll be waiting by the gates.
125	121	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ESHANA_000_063	Ha ha ha! She never ceassses to amaze me.
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127	123	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_065	Once you're on the griffin, coax it into sending a gust of wind in the direction of that youngling. Just try not to overdo it, all right?
128	124	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_066	If you dismount at any point, come back here. I'll get you back in the saddle.
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130	126	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_67	I'll be fine! It takes more than a little wind to rattle an Ananta.
131	127	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_100_070	That's it! Make it send a blassst this way!
132	128	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_070	Nnnggghhhhhh!
133	129	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_071	<pant> That was a lot stronger than I was expecting! Unfortunately, I couldn't help closing my eyes right at the vital moment.
134	130	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_100_071	Could you do that again?
135	131	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_200_071	Let's give that another try!
136	132	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_300_071	Hrrrnnngggh!
137	133	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_400_071	It was only a glimpse but I definitely saw it!
138	134	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_500_071	I think one more time should be enough!
139	135	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_600_071	Get ready for one last buffet!
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141	137	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_800_071	Nnnaaagggh!
142	138	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_900_071	I saw it as clear as day! Now I know how its prey must feel!
143	139	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_950_072	That will do nicely! All right, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>, you can get down now!
144	140	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_100_071
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146	142	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_073	I'd better get to work while it's ssstill fresh in my mind.
147	143	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_075	You want to get back on? The griffin's ready.
148	144	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_080	I can't believe my eyes...
149	145	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_081	With this incredible statue, no one will doubt that Ala Mhigo is on the path to regaining its former glory.
150	146	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_082	You've achieved what I thought was impossible. You've transformed this imperial fortress into something our countrymen can be proud of.
151	147	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_083	Heh heh! I'm quite pleased with the results myself!
152	148	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_084	To say I'm impressed would be an understatement. I'd heard the Ananta used magic to shape metal, but to see it for myself... It was breathtaking.
153	149	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_100_084	If you think that's impressive, wait until we finish the other one!
154	150	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_200_084	I'm sure you know better than most what a pair of griffins represents.
155	151	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_085	Everlasting friendship... By Rhalgr, that's perfect! And to think I was going around saying we should tear this place down! Now I realize what a waste that would've been.
156	152	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_086	Well, I'm glad you sssee things our way. Besides, we couldn't have done this without your griffin!
157	153	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_087	Such a majestic creature... If the Gatekeepers had one of these, we could sssoar through the sky, casting a watchful eye over the highways and canyons below.
158	154	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_088	I was just about to suggest the same thing. Alpa─would you allow us to station a unit of griffin riders here at the castellum?
159	155	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_000_089	Now that the Garleans have been driven out, we've been at something of a loose end. You Gatekeepers have been working hard to keep the border safe, so we should do our bit too. You have our full cooperation!
160	156	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_090	Are you ssserious?
161	157	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_091	The griffin riders are always welcome here!
162	158	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_JOLHMYN_000_092	That all turned out rather well, wouldn't you say? Now that Giff has changed his tune about the bridge, the rest are sure to follow.
163	159	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_ALPA_000_093	Yesss, but we've still got a lot of work ahead of us. <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>, I'm sure there'll be more chances for you to help in days to come!
164	160	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SYSTEM_000_094	A pair of griffin statues have been added to Castellum Velodyna.
165	161	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SYSTEM_000_095	You have achieved <UIForeground>F201F4</UIForeground><UIGlow>F201F5</UIGlow>Trusted<UIGlow>01</UIGlow><UIForeground>01</UIForeground> reputation with the Vira.
166	162	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SYSTEM_000_096	New Vira beast tribe daily quests are now available from Eshana at Castellum Velodyna.
167	163	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SYSTEM_000_097	Furthermore, you will be able to undertake three additional quests from Eshana as a reputation bonus. This bonus is available until the daily reset time for beast tribe quests.
168	164	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SYSTEM_000_098	These additional quests will become available after accepting all current daily quests from Eshana. Please be advised that you cannot undertake these quests if you have no remaining allowances.
169	165	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SYSTEM_000_099	You now have access to a wider selection of wares from Madhura.
170	166	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_SYSTEM_000_100	In order to undertake the next beast tribe main quest, you must first complete the main scenario quest “The First of Many.”
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173	169	TEXT_BANANA002_03037_GIFF_100_120	I was keeping an eye on things from a safe distance. But Thal's balls─I didn't think you'd actually go through with it!