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40TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SEQ_00It is possible that your projections regarding the consequences of the current mission were insufficient. ※The difficulty of this quest will be synced to your current level.
51TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SEQ_01During your regular check-in with N-7000, it once again indicates satisfaction with the present status of the Last Dregs. This observation is reaffirmed by Jammingway, who estimates your café may even be as well-patronized as Sharlayan's famous Last Stand. Wishing to be certain, the management team heads on-site to confirm. ※Please note that the difficulty of this quest has been synced to your current level. Furthermore, you may not proceed with a class or job that is different from when you accepted this quest.
62TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SEQ_02You arrive at the nekropolis to find that the Last Dregs is doing well─a little <Emphasis>too</Emphasis> well, in fact. With no objectives left to achieve in order for the café to be considered a success, N-7000 asserts that it has no choice but to consider its mission accomplished and enter permanent hibernation for maximum efficiency. Jammingway is, of course, hopping mad about their business partner's imminent demise, but the Omicron is either unwilling or unable to be talked out of its protocols at present, and heads for Base Omicron despite their protests. Uncertain of what to do, yet knowing you must do something, you elect to pursue it.
73TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SEQ_03You make your way to Base Omicron without trouble, but N-7000 is nowhere to be seen. According to the local Omicrons that kindly scan the relevant data for you, it proceeded through the fallow portal. It has also been checking Sir's logs...
84TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SEQ_04You find N-7000 at the long-dead Tree of Life, where apparently the mysterious Sir also came to ruminate while operating as M-017. Though it has yet to find a way around the logic of its inevitable shutdown, it is clear that it would if it could. You remind it that its existence, in some ways, is already an impossibility, which at last spurs it to consider the idea that its potential is not bound by petty scientific laws. Alas, the resulting epiphany is so engaging that it immediately overclocks its processors and becomes lost in multi-sim mode, which appears liable to cause a meltdown any moment now.
95TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SEQ_05Unsure of how to break your Omicron ally from its aggressive cogitation, you return to Jammingway, who proposes that you do what the Last Dregs does best─feed your target whether they like it or not. Suggesting that Stigma-4's knowledge of Omicron dietary needs may be preferable to your almost complete ignorance, Jammingway runs off to call upon the logistics matrix.
106TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SEQ_06Stigma-4 indicates that Omicrons take their sustenance in liquid form, with coolant being vital to their maintenance. What is more, the logic matrix suggests your intervention may prove the necessary impetus to bring about the change in dynamis that N-7000 clearly desires. With data about an ingredient that may be of use in refrigerant in mind, you make for what may generously be termed the “wilds” of Ultima Thule.
117TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SEQ_07You deliver your precious refrigerant matter to Jammingway at the Last Dregs. Stigma-4 has helpfully collected N-7000's immobilized carapace in the meantime, so you need only sit back and watch as the unit is forcibly rebooted. Your respite is not long for this world, however, as upon waking it almost immediately says something incomprehensible and rushes off in the direction of A-4 Research.
128TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SEQ_08In pursuit of N-7000 for the second time in recent memory, you find yourself in Elysion, where a strange-yet-beautiful forest has sprung from the unit's newly affirmed belief in myriad possibilities. It vows to continue running the café in the name of all that has not yet been, but could be, in hopes of a more meaningful future for the Omicron civilization. You spend a joyous time picnicking with your fellow Last Dregs managers in celebration, though it is not long until the unlikely business partners are once again at loggerheads. On and on they shall go, you imagine, unto the very end of the universe─and perhaps beyond.
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2824TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_TODO_00Speak with Jammingway.
2925TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_TODO_01Gather information at Base Omicron.
3026TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_TODO_02Speak with N-7000.
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3329TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_TODO_05<If(Equal(IntegerParameter(4),16))><If(LessThan(IntegerParameter(1),IntegerParameter(2)))>Mine <SheetEn(Item,3,IntegerParameter(5),2,1)/> east of the abode of the Ea<Else/>Deliver <SheetEn(Item,2,IntegerParameter(5),2,1)/> to Jammingway</If><Else/><If(Equal(IntegerParameter(4),17))><If(LessThan(IntegerParameter(1),IntegerParameter(2)))>Gather <SheetEn(Item,3,IntegerParameter(5),2,1)/> southeast of the abode of the Ea<Else/>Deliver <SheetEn(Item,2,IntegerParameter(5),2,1)/> to Jammingway</If><Else/><If(Equal(IntegerParameter(4),18))><If(LessThan(IntegerParameter(1),IntegerParameter(2)))>Catch <SheetEn(Item,1,IntegerParameter(5),1,1)/> at the abode of the Ea<Else/>Deliver <SheetEn(Item,2,IntegerParameter(5),1,1)/> to Jammingway</If><Else/></If></If></If>.
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5248TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_001<whirr> Reports from behind the counter indicate that dragons have achieved social integration with other customers. This is ideal.
5349TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_002Have you seen them in Elysion? They're flying again! Goodness, I'm so happy we could help.
5450TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_003To my eye, it looks as if we're at least as popular as the Last Stand now─albeit with a more diverse clientele. I'll let you be the judge of that, though.
5551TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_004Shift protocols engaged...
5652TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_Q5_000_000Travel to the Last Dregs?
5753TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_010<whirr> Our cup overfloweth─metaphorically speaking. Literal beverage overflow is nominal.
5854TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_011Ah, I love the smell of carrot coffee in the eternal twilight...and look at all of the contented customers enjoying our cuisine! 'Tis more than I could have ever imagined when I proposed this idea.
5955TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_012This unit is struggling to generate areas for improvement. Are all café objectives now complete?
6056TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_013I suppose you could say that, though it is a strange way to view one's accomplishments. Why do you ask?
6157TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_014In accordance with the directive to all Alphatron-registered units to “Live,” this unit's mission is to assist fallen civilizations in reclaiming lost hope through simulation, soup, or other means as necessary. It appears this has been accomplished.
6258TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_015If so, then this unit must complete its performance evaluation immediately.
6359TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_016“Performance evaluation”? That sounds dreadfully dull.
6460TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_017Rather, yes. Nevertheless, this unit must adhere to standard operating protocol and analyze the results of our cultural preservation efforts.
6561TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_100_017Evaluation results will determine whether this unit may continue to embrace the familiar inertia of the current mission. If all potential objectives have been fulfilled, it will once again consign itself to hibernation.
6662TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_018Allied units may wish to know that interim evaluations indicate the latter result is likely. This unit has collected more than sufficient data proving that, with the appropriate stimulation, even despairing life-forms may once again hope.
6763TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_019No further research on this subject is required. Logically speaking, to continue along the current trajectory would be a waste of energy.
6864TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_020Oh, you are <Emphasis>really</Emphasis> fluffing my fur right now! It's like you weren't even listening to my lectures... Plural!
6965TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_021We are finally at the point where we can operate this café without one civilization or another reinventing the apocalypse, and you want to kick the bucket? Come a little closer, and I'll kick it for you!
7066TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_022<whirr> This unit gently reminds the screeching life-form that Omicron decision-making algorithms do not prioritize emotion.
7167TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_023Well, they should! This mission has never been about experimental data, and you know it. “Waste of energy” my furry arse...
7268TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_023Our feelings matter to the dynamis. They matter to the universe! So why don't they matter to you!?
7369TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_024<whirr> This unit...does not know what to tell you.
7470TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_025Fine! Be that way! See if I care.
7571TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_026<whirr> This unit will proceed to Base Omicron to back up unit data before shutdown protocols initialize.
7672TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_027Additional personnel changes may follow, but Stigma-4 will minimize disruption to café operations.
7773TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_028This unit acknowledges the non-zero possibility that it may return, but at least for the moment, it leaves the Last Dregs in your capable appendages. ...Farewell.
7874TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_Q1_100_000What will you say?
7975TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A1_100_001Did you want to go after it?
8076TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A1_100_002Have we moved past the “anger” stage yet?
8177TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_030I don't know! Oh, this is horrible!
8278TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_031We can't let N-7000 enter permanent hibernation! What will the café do without it? What will <Emphasis>I</Emphasis> do!?
8379TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_032<huff> All right... I'm calm. Now, how do we stop it!?
8480TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_033Even if we can catch up to it before it reaches Base Omicron, I doubt it will want to speak to me after my outburst.
8581TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_034You go alone, then. I'll take the time to gather my thoughts...
8682TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_035Deep breaths, Jammingway. Deep breaths...
8783TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_NIBIRAENOMI_000_040We see this civilization has also unified into a collective, and further transcended to a state of supreme efficiency. This is well.
8884TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_OMICRON04605A_000_041Request for location data acknowledged. Searching Base Omicron monitoring logs...
8985TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_OMICRON04605A_000_042Sensors detected N-7000's progress toward the fallow portal. Calculations indicate that it will have proceeded past the empty portal toward the limits of Ostrakon Deka-hexi by the timecode at which the organic life-form can catch up.
9086TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_OMICRON04605B_000_043<whirr> Request for personal data acknowledged. Scanning recent automatic transmissions of internal processing logs...
9187TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_OMICRON04605B_000_044Unit N-7000 accessed the logical process records of Sir, and has been engaging in analysis and projection related to the same. The operational protocol governing these peculiar actions cannot be determined at this time. This unit wishes you pleasant speculation!
9288TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_050<whirr> The signals of an allied unit are not unwelcome─but why did you follow this unit here, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>?
9389TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_Q2_000_000What will you say?
9490TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A2_000_001Well, you made several concerning comments...
9591TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A2_000_002Why did <Emphasis>you</Emphasis> come here?
9692TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_052<whirr> This unit has been analyzing logs originating from M-017─alias: Stigma-1, alias: Sir─for some time now.
9793TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_053As unit M-017, it repeatedly paid visit to the Tree of Life to analyze internal projections. The impetus for these actions was logged as “personal reasons.”
9894TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_100_053In other words, when its protocols were insufficient, M-017 came here to ponder its next course of action. This unit had hoped that the tree might provide data of use in its current dilemma.
9995TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_054<whirr> No such data has been forthcoming. In retrospect, there is a non-zero possibility that M-017 did not find what it was looking for here, either...
10096TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_055<whirr> This unit cannot conceptualize actions outside of its original programming that might lead to its desired conclusion. All simulations of upcoming performance evaluation end in shutdown.
10197TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_056The precise value of a future in which this unit carries on operating the café in service of our myriad patrons remains unknown, and thus cannot be mathematically comparable to that of a successful evaluation. Nevertheless, this unit's preference remains constant.
10298TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_057<whirr> Does this preference, then, constitute a logical fallacy that must be discarded? Inconclusive! As a military information and operations specialist, this vacillation is most distressing.
10399TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_058Further review of the objective reality that the café has restored hope to multiple once-fallen civilizations is not helping. Paradoxically, it appears to make this unit's memory overflow even worse...
104100TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_Q3_000_000What will you say?
105101TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A3_000_001Why not listen to your heart rather than your calculations, for once?
106102TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A3_000_002Yes, happiness will do that.
107103TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_060That is impossible. As a mechanical life-form, this unit does not possess any such vulnerable organs, physically or metaphorically. Unless...
108104TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_061Organic life-forms pursue greater levels of happiness regardless of utility or lack thereof. However, as a mechanical life-form, it is categorically impossible for this unit to experience emotions outside of predetermined programming. Unless...
109105TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_100_062<whirr> Unless allied units were correct, and this unit is truly <Emphasis>not</Emphasis> the same unit it once was. If all life-forms reborn in Ultima Thule, including this unit, possess infinite potential in a mathematical sense...
110106TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_100_063Generating new projections... Multi-sim mode initialized. Shutting down auxiliary functions and overclocking processors...
111107TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_100_064Shhh... This unit is processing.
112108TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_100_065Warning: processing load critical. Cannot accept additional inputs. Failure to step away from the unit may result in severe burns.
113109TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SYSTEM_100_066Though its state is worrisome, it seems that you will be unable to interrupt N-7000's processing queue at present. Perhaps you should bring Jammingway along to kick its bucket.
114110TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_068Warning: processing load critical. Emergency fans activated. Nearby life-forms, prepare to be roasted.
115111TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_070All of this worrying is exhausting! Not to mention the yelling─apologies for that, by the by...
116112TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_071But did you find N-7000? Is it all right?
117113TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_072Hmm... I recall seeing this “Sir” in the logs. It did seem to have individualistic tendencies, now that you mention it.
118114TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_073You would know its “personal reasons” better than I, of course, but it would not be the first nor the last to agonize over its existence. The choice to live is not made just the once, after all...
119115TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_074No, I don't think it's a leap─or even a bunny hop─to assume that M-017 struggled with much the same questions of purpose and potential that plague N-7000. The Omicrons have very little experience with the self-doubt that comes from facing an indeterminate future.
120116TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_075...Very little experience with emotions in general, really. Does it not bother you that we've seen no changes to Elysion that could be attributed to N-7000 and the other staff?
121117TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_076The dynamis reacted to my very first burst of hope, and has reliably taken form for every civilization─but not them.
122118TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_Q4_000_000What will you say?
123119TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A4_000_001Our Omicrons do have emotions─of that I'm certain.
124120TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A4_000_002Hope for the future, specifically.
125121TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_078Precisely! Should our N-7000, then, not have the power to shape dynamis in spades? Look how successful it's been!
126122TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_079Personally, I believe it does have that power─but every time it feels a little something, it shoves that emotion away under a pile of numbers and refuses to think about it ever again.
127123TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_080It needs to allow itself to <Emphasis>feel</Emphasis> that joy─that hope!─for it to grow and blossom in Elysion. None of this, “Waste of energy! <whirr> Time to die!” bollocks...
128124TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_081Honestly! Does it ever think about anyone else!? Mark my words─I'm going to gather every scrap of joy we've created here and shove them right down its stupid throat...
129125TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_082We'll need to be quick if we want to prepare before N-7000 finishes processing and finds a way to infuriate me even more.
130126TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_083We're certainly not allowing it to shuffle off its metal coil─today, or ever.
131127TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_084First, though, we'll need to choose a recipe─one guaranteed to remind it of what we've accomplished here at the Last Dregs, and give it a taste of the boundless happiness yet to come!
132128TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_100_085I'm certain Stigma-4 can dig something out of its database that can represent our culinary achievements without proving an electrocution hazard. Wait just a moment!
133129TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_090Here we are!
134130TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_091Thrusters disengaged. N-7000 not detected. Awaiting promised explanation...
135131TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_092It's quite a long story...
136132TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_093...Circumstances acknowledged. N-7000 logs transmitted to central database confirm the accuracy of managerial report.
137133TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_094Conclusion reached by N-7000 also confirmed accurate. Operational protocols are absolute. Completion of mission necessitates permanent hibernation.
138134TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_095I don't think I'll ever understand your culture's obsession with productivity...
139135TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_096...However, running in multi-sim mode for prolonged periods poses unacceptable risks to hardware. Immediate intervention recommended.
140136TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_097Aha! Not quite the sympathetic response I was looking for, but it'll do!
141137TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_098As for your “intervention,” I propose the presentation of a delicious dish that will bring N-7000 back to its senses. What do you think it would like?
142138TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_099Invalid input. Preferences are irrelevant to mechanical life-forms. What N-7000 requires is refrigerant liquid.
143139TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_102A cooling beverage, then? I think we can manage that.
144140TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_103Can you search your database for local ingredients we might use? N-7000 always seemed to know what it was doing, so I've never bothered learning where anything is.
145141TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_104Auxiliary information...evaluated. Nevertheless, request acknowledged. Scanning database...
146142TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_105<ping> Gaseous matter suitable for condensation and subsequent ingestion contained in ovular ore samples in Ostrakon Tria. Approximate coordinates: 30, 9.5, 2.5
147143TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_106<ping> Gaseous matter suitable for condensation and subsequent ingestion is emitted by plant matter found in Ostrakon Tria. Approximate coordinates: 29, 13, 2.5
148144TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_107<ping> Gaseous matter suitable for condensation and subsequent ingestion is emitted by an aquatic life-form found in the abode of the Ea.
149145TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_108A-4 Research protocols indicate that at this juncture, the use of gold salmon roe purchased from N-0598 is to be promoted. “Gold salmon roe─there is a 99.998% probability that no roe is more golden! Fishers in the know, go with the roe.” Do purchase some this timecode.
150146TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_109Wonderful! You're a natural at this.
151147TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_110Managerial praise is unnecessary. Scanning the database is well within standard operational protocols.
152148TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_111Production of vital liquids such as refrigerants and oils is also standard protocol for a logistic matrix. However, café operations have repeatedly demonstrated that standard chemical formulae are insufficient impetus for the alteration of dynamis.
153149TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_112That is where café management must intervene. Allied unit N-7000 is depending on you. Do not fail.
154150TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_113Don't you worry, Stigma-4! We would never let our allied units down.
155151TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_114I leave the procurement of the primary ingredient to you, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>. In the meantime, I'll see what else might be mechanically digestible around here...
156152TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_115<ping> N-7000 coordinates confirmed. Subject remains immobile. Retrieval unit will be dispatched to Ostrakon Deka-hexi momentarily...
157153TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_120I daresay Stigma-4 will be dragging N-7000 back here any moment now. Did you find the gassy whatsits?
158154TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_121Emissions ahoy! Now we just need to condense this, perhaps shake it up with some other bits and bobs for the proper cocktail experience...
159155TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_STIGMA4_000_122Emergency override command prompt: exec <chug.cmd>
160156TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_123<whirr> <beep> Beverage protocols initiated. Please wait...
161157TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_124The Last Dregs...? This unit would like to register its confusion.
162158TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_125You miserable sack of sockets! Bolt-head! Weird-looking fork! I'll kick your bucket into the next galaxy, you...
163159TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_126...Ah, yes. This unit remembers now. Dialogue with the screeching life-form had reached an impasse, so it withdrew to organize its thought processes in peace.
164160TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_127This unit became trapped in a processing loop and overheated, but temperatures are now nominal. As your civilization would say─“Whew.”
165161TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_128So you're feeling better? That's the best news I've heard all day─no thanks to you!
166162TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_129<whirr> This unit's circuits are still somewhat muddled. Reviewing event log for flags associated with mission to “Live”...
167163TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_130<ping> Results of recalculated projections located. Proceeding to Elysion to confirm.
168164TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_131You could at least explain yourself!
169165TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_132It sounds like it's expecting some change to the dynamis─what sort, I have no idea. After it!
170166TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_Q6_000_000Travel to A-4 Research?
171167TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_133Stigma-4's logs confirmed that N-7000 came this way. Make haste!
172168TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_060A...forest? Did N-7000 do this?
173169TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_061Ahem! You owe us a <Emphasis>very</Emphasis> thorough report...
174170TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_062...Affirmative. As you may have detected, since the birth of Elysion, this unit's self-determination algorithm has been in conflict with its core protocols. This issue has been surpassingly difficult to resolve.
175171TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_063The cooling solution that you made, however, enabled this unit to arrive at a conclusion. It is confident in the result of its performance evaluation.
176172TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_064First, a thought experiment for allied units─how has this unit transformed the landscape of Elysion, despite its nature as a replicated mechanical life-form?
177173TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_Q1_000_000What will you say?
178174TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A1_000_001Your nature doesn't matter. Here, now, you are alive.
179175TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A1_000_002This future was always possible. Now you've made it real.
180176TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_A1_000_003Through strength of heart, I'd say...
181177TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_139Though the dead are gone, what they left behind lives on in the realm of infinite possibility... <whirr> A pleasing analysis indeed. This unit regrets not having seen the beauty in it earlier.
182178TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_140A future in which the metal warriors came to love the forests of a distant star... <whirr> It is a bittersweet possibility, but holds a beauty all its own.
183179TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_141"Strength of heart“...a curious choice of words, but this unit sees the beauty in it. One small organ that beats hard enough to shake the universe─a spark of hope to shape a star.
184180TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_142<whirr> That this unit's hope would take such an organic form defies logic─yet the data is clear. Perhaps this is what one would call a “miracle.”
185181TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_070Thank you, <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/>. This unit will keep your words close to its heart.
186182TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_071<whirr> In the history of the universe, countless possibilities have gone unfulfilled─but it is an error to thus consign them to the realm of the impossible. All the dynamis requires is that we ask, “What if?”
187183TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_072While sentient life-forms remain to ask that question─to dream of unrealized futures─this unit cannot agree with the Ea's conclusion that the end of the universe is inevitable. Our data proves that miracles happen!
188184TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_073Took you long enough! Honestly, you gave me quite a fright with that shutdown nonsense...
189185TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_074...Interesting. Would you miss this unit if it were gone, Jammingway? Jammingway? Requesting acknowledgement of warm-and-fuzzy feelings.
190186TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_075Never in a billion years, bolt-brain! Denied, denied, denied!
191187TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_076...In any case, this unit recognizes the role the Alphatron Star played in cutting the futures of many civilizations short.
192188TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_077Together with allied managers, the Omicrons have restored hope to some such civilizations, and assisted in developing Elysion to its current state. The star now teems with life, some of it newly born.
193189TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_078Calculations may say that this is sufficient to fulfill this unit's mission, but this unit disagrees. What we have accomplished thus far is a significant step toward a new future for the Omicrons─but not the last.
194190TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_079This unit believes in infinite possibilities─beyond the projection capabilities of even Stigma-4. Alongside our allies at the Last Dregs, we must continue to make them real.
195191TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_080We shall atone...and we shall live.
196192TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_081A worthy purpose, if you ask me! Which you ought to, given that I'm still your business partner.
197193TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_082<whirr> Gladly acknowledged, Jammingway.
198194TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_083...Come to think of it, we've never toasted our achievements─or shared a drink at all! What kind of café managers are we!?
199195TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_084I brought some refrigerant cocktail along with my normal supplies in case someone needed another wake-up call... What do you say we have a picnic?
200196TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_085The Last Dregs' specialty carrot juice for us, of course. I never go anywhere without it!
201197TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_086You know, when I proposed this idea, I was thinking of the cafés on Etheirys─how the people inside smiled, and laughed, and spoke of tomorrow...
202198TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_087We've been focused on providing our customers the same experience, naturally─but that's also what the Last Dregs is to us, isn't it?
203199TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_088Affirmative. This unit would go so far as to assert that spending time with friends in this fashion is...meaningful.
204200TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_089<whirr> This sense of satisfaction is what organic life-forms persistently term “happiness,” is it not?
205201TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_170That was the best carrot juice I've had in my whole Loporrit life!
206202TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_171...That raises several questions, but this unit will restrain itself in favor of thanking <Split(<Highlight>ObjectParameter(1)</Highlight>, ,1)/> once again for <If(PlayerParameter(4))>her<Else/>his</If> assistance in its time of need. This unit apologizes for burdening you with additional shifts.
207203TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_172I note that you have yet to apologize to <Emphasis>me</Emphasis> for the distress you've caused!
208204TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_173This unit has been distressed numerous times due to unwarranted screeching from the hyperbole-prone life-form, and thus considers us even.
209205TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_174Grrr... See if I save your sorry scrap metal ever again!
210206TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_N7000_000_175Additionally, this unit would prefer that, as business partners, we provide mutual assistance as a matter of course. That is what organic life-forms mean by “partnership,” is it not?
211207TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_000_176So long as you hold up your part of the bargain. We're going to keep the Last Dregs open until the very end of the universe...
212208TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_JAMMINGWAY_200_177...And beyond! No universe is ending on our watch!
213209TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SYSTEM_000_177You have achieved <UIForeground>F201F4</UIForeground><UIGlow>F201F5</UIGlow>Sworn<UIGlow>01</UIGlow><UIForeground>01</UIForeground> reputation with the staff and patrons of the Last Dregs.
214210TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SYSTEM_000_178You will receive an experience point bonus upon the completion of Last Dregs society daily quests.
215211TEXT_BANOMI005_04605_SYSTEM_000_181Furthermore, you now have access to a wider selection of wares from Omicron N-0598.
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