ffxiv-datamining/csv/en/quest/015/FesSum005_01538.csv

0,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_SEQ_00,"Unlike certain other guilds, the Adventurers' Guild is a family-friendly organization, as you will prove with explosive flair.
※This quest is available for a limited time only."
1,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_SEQ_01,"Haermaga is inordinately proud of his take on traditional demon-slaying exhibitions, and would like you to man the cannons down in the Salt Strand. Seek out the Moonfire Faire chaperone Mayaru Moyaru down in lower La Noscea─you are sure to have a blast.

※Please note that you will be unable to complete this quest after the seasonal event has ended. For details, please check the Lodestone."
2,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_SEQ_02,"Mayaru Moyaru insists on explaining some basic safety rules before he allows you near a cannon. As the representative of the guild, both masterful aim and noble conduct are expected of you. Speak with Mayaru Moyaru when you are ready to begin."
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24,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_TODO_00,Speak with Mayaru Moyaru at the Salt Strand.
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48,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_HAERMAGA_000_000,"Hah, ready to churn it up? I named this event myself─named all of 'em, but the other two got shot down by other chaperones. But this one was a winner! I call it “The Cannon–do Spirit”!"
49,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_HAERMAGA_000_001,"Demon slaying's always a crowd pleaser, but parents of little ones can be a mite touchy about the hacking and slashing. What I figured is, you need to keep it *dry*."
50,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_HAERMAGA_000_002,"So we decided to use cannons instead. More civilized-like and crispy, was my way of thinking. That's why I sit in the big chair, I fancy. Family friendly, that's what I am."
51,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_HAERMAGA_000_003,"Since when does the Adventurers' Guild have cannons? Weeell, I never could resist something complimentary, and the Maelstrom was─what do you call it?─*decommissioning* a few. They're safe enough. You've seen their like along the parapets of Aleport."
52,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_HAERMAGA_000_004,"Since when does the Adventurers' Guild have cannons? Weeell, I never could resist something complimentary, and the Maelstrom was─what do you call it?─*decommissioning* a few. They're safe enough, this being an exhibition event and all."
53,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_HAERMAGA_000_006,"The action's down in the Salt Strand, in lower La Noscea. The chaperone in charge is─hang my tongue, I'm ever muddling up Plainsfolk names─Mayaru Moyaru. He'll show you the ropes!"
54,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_HAERMAGA_000_010,You look like you could do with a little noisemaking! Go down to the Salt Strand and ask for the chaperone Mayaru Moyaru. Tell him you're to help with the Cannon–do Spirit event!
55,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_HAERMAGA_000_011,"Someone who does all three events─now that's what I call an adventurer! Loves the trade, ready for a bit o' fun, never stingy with her guild. An adventurer like that gets a special reward out of my own purse!"
56,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_MAYARUMOYARU_000_030,"Ahoy, welcome to, um, the cannon event! I like to think of this as an exhibition that packs a real punch. And also family friendly─look at all the little ones in the audience!"
57,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_MAYARUMOYARU_000_031,"The chief chaperone told you what you'd be up to, yes? Demon slaying, and lots of it! We've acquired some nice 18-ponze cannons. They make a big bang when they're fired at their targets─sabotenders and womandragoras in this case!"
58,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_MAYARUMOYARU_000_032,And don't go hitting anything other than your intended targets! I think it's been mentioned once or twice that this is a family-friendly event.
59,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_MAYARUMOYARU_000_033,I mean...it's not as though someone would *die* or anything if one were to accidentally get a blast to the face. But a cannonball is still far from a flan puff. I shouldn't think it would be safe.
60,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_MAYARUMOYARU_000_034,"Besides, it would be in extremely poor taste to shoot any future adventurers with the cannon. We can't have them thinking ill of the guild. And it *certainly* wouldn't be family friendly!"
61,TEXT_FESSUM005_01538_MAYARUMOYARU_000_035,"Now, please think on everything I've said. If you decide you'd like to play by the rules, simply speak with me to participate."